Collective Foal

Thinking of ways to be productive and intentionally distracting myself with less productive things.

I'm good at both cooking and cleaning, so I'll go with bearing the 8 pound parasite through her much too small uterus after nine months of hormone hell.

Wow, I haven't caight a single episode on it's premier date this entire season. Mother fucker I feel stupid.

Anticipating the arrival of my computer that we ordered yesterday. Should be here any minute now...

1612- 18 of the love babies have been born and abandoned at this point. All of them have been raised by the same wold pack, making the wolves a much more powerful force in the New World, now overrunning Indian villages and spreading the plague throughout.

100 x 3 = Dem Spartans

Banned for setting me up to ban you for your forgetfullness.

Whooves, how bout this? SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TYPE WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD! Sure, say it out loud. I don't give a flying fuck. But you have control over the fucking keys you press and the content we read on this page. You fail to understand that YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE OTHER THAN THAT YOU'RE BEING A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE! So stop leaving fucking disgusting sexual comments about your equine fantasies, or I will report you, not minus rep, every time you do. Because when everybody is tired of it, the mod will give you a warning, and if you persist, you get fucking banned. Now nobody wants that, but it seems like the quickest way to straighten this shit out. So the next time I see something overly obscene in one of your posts, I'll hit the little exclamation mark in the bottom right and not even give it a second thought, because you brought it upon yourself. Good day.

JUST ORDERED MY NEW FUCKING COMPUTER! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! I'm so happy right now. The only buzzkill is that they won't let me use it until Christmas. However, I'm sure I'll be able to do a little negotiating to get it earlier. I'm probably going to buy a second monitor at some point, but that's off in the future. I just got a kickass computer and a 23 inch LED monitor to accompany it. Life is just really fucking good right now. If I didn't know any better, I'd say I was dreaming.

Flawless Burgahs on One in the Chamber.

I've tried RPG's, but have always come to dislike them. So no, I don't WoW. Do you even lift, bro?

Banned for getting your Schwartz twisted with mine.

7/10 Also not quite accurate

1608- John Smith and Pocohantas conceive the first of their 52 documented love-babies.

8.5/10 I like the second line the best (You really need to let go of that, dude. I am very glad you keep it in, but such a distaste for a group of people is not a good thing for anyone.)

9/10

Binary coding is on a system of 1s and 0s, so I'm certain the sequence 100 comes up QUITE often.

Me as well. With a company like Valve, who is the most generous and well-mannered corporate game producer in existence, you have to show support for them so they can keep up their competition with EA and Activision. So, I never feel bad about blowing $20 on Mann Co keys and Secret Saxtons and Name Tags. But when it comes to downloading a new DLC pack for BF3 or CoD, I definitely think twice about the decision before I make it.

Sinister, thanks for the help, but Bullseye, I meant having conversations with my friends and aquaintences, not my grandparents

Dealing with Lactose...

Just had a glass of chocolate milk and an ice cream sunday. I now have a 40 minute deadline to get home so I don't have to use public restrooms.

Aww shiiit. This is just like Boast Busters, except Trixie is now Whooves and it's about masturbation habits rather than magical skill. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THESE PARALLELS?!?!

Come up with things that relate to or have to do with 100 in some way, in commemorance of this being the 100th thread in the Games section. Example: All percetages are out of 100

Alright, you guys need to help me out with my social disbility. Now I can talk to people and I can continue conversations, but when there's an awkward silence hanging around, I can never come up with something else to talk about. Give me some help on how I should rig my thought processing to make this less of a pain in the ass for me por favor.

They have always fascinated me, because it's just further evidence that time isn't a thing, so much as it is a human invention that helps us conceive movement through space. OT: Bein all philosophical.