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Alcohol is a poison, regardless. If you drank methanol, you'd be dead. We just happened to evolve with a liver that metabolizes ethanol because of how common it is. However, it's still a poison and should be regarded as such. As I've learned through my year of AP Chemistry, reactions still happen even if the conditions to have that reaction are not met. There's always that one particle with way more energy than the rest that just happens to collide with another particle. The chance of it happening is low, but it will still happen. This goes for alcohol as well. If it's in your bloodstream, there's always a chance that just enough gets to your brain to smother and pickle your brain cells. Now don't get me wrong. As you may have read before, I'm not some prohibitionist asshole who thinks drinking is the devil. Hell, I drink underage. I just get that while it's okay to get hammered every now and again and have a fun time, it's still not a substance to be taken lightly. Drinking 48 beers in 2 days is scientifically NOT a good thing for your body.

I remembered reading something about Finland supporting PirateBay in some way or another, but whatevs.

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I mean... It's quite obvious what it's saying, right? It's spelled out for you...

6/10 Meh...

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I don't believe that for one second. Realtalk: Isn't it hosted in Finland?

One container of beer has a standard volume of 12oz. Considering beer has a MINIMUM alcohol content of 3% (near beer doesn't count) and there are many beers that go up to 16%, we'll say the average is around 4.5% APV. Multiply that by 12 oz per bottle and you get .54oz of alcohol per bottle. Multiply that by 48 and you have 25.92oz of pure ethanol every weekend. Also, statistics show that for every Ounce of ethanol you consume, you kill one brain cell. This means your grandfather killed about 26 brain cells every weekend. That's not good at all. My father, who drinks regularly but is not an alcoholic by any means takes in maybe 16 beers a week on average. He already has memory problems due to the brain cells he's killed off. So I'm of the belief that yeah, 48 beers a weekend is pretty awful for your health. There's nothing wrong with binging once in a while to have a good time, but drinking alcohol in amounts too small to obtain a buzz on a regular basis, just because you can, is not a good idea at all.

Feeling kinda shitty after yesterday. I just realized that while I have plenty of "friends," I have no close friends and I'm certainly not anyone else's closest friend. It's a pretty powerful feeling, realizing that there isn't a single person who would answer the question "Who is your best friend ever," with "Zach." Meh...

I'm still 16...

Valid argument, but as Pinkie said, Hasbro is still a large throbbing member full of evil semen that mean to destroy all our hopes and dreams without even realizing it.

Twilight, try to take the Netherlands as quickly as possible. With their wealth, I would imagine that they would provide good resources. Also, take out the Danes and try expanding your African territories (assuming this is post WWI)

7/10 True, but frightening...

8-9/10 So adorable.

8/10 Defiance, I like it. AND FAK U, POETREEE NO NEEDZ RIMES!!!

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Banned because you have to give a shit if you want to survive.

WAIT UP, THERE. What's going on here, if someone wouldn't mind explaining it to me.

All the internet to you, sir. I share your sentiments. But then, they did launch that cannon into a neighborhood...

The plots of each individual episode are hardly even related. They just tie in the Emotion Lord a lot. And it's not satirical social humor, so nothing like South Park.

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Wow, that sentence just changed my entire outlook on life and revolutionized my way of thinking. Oh wait, I was kidding. Sometimes you're just a pain in the ass, Bullseye. Anyways, I completely understand Ninja. Also, Pinks, I think this is actually an independent project. CN has nothing to do with it as far as I know. It's run by Pendleton, I believe.