Collective Foal

Banned because it is, for at this hour of night, she should be taking watchful eye over the dreams of the children.

punched / knocked the fuck out

"M.C. Escher shit his pants when he saw me!"

My guess: Ubuntu

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Good luck with getting employed! OT: Working against my tiredness to stay up till 9 so I can get a good night's sleep and put my biological clock back on its rails.

Did he just say "Shitty balls in my ass?"

Banned for undermining yourself. I think you just need to put your records on... and tell me your favorite song, DON'T WORRY JUST LET YOUR HAIR DOWN!

MY NAME IS WAINBOW DASH, DESTWOYAH OF GAWAXEES AND EATAH OF WORLDS! BOW DOWN TO MY ADOWABWWZZZ!

8/10 It would appear I've started a trend

8/10 Not sure I get it, but I know doing stupid things with friends is typically fun as hell.

We had a Vietnam vet come to our school back in 08. He told us that within his first hour of leaving the airport to report to their camp, a kid tried to sell their group a Coke. One guy took up the offer and walked towards the kid. Their commanding officer ordered him not to and, because he wouldn't listen, shot the kid, triggering the bomb around his waist and blowing him to pieces. Then he came home to some hooker in a mini-skirt spitting on him and calling him a baby-killer.

Why are these funny?

Oh... oh my. I uh, I think we should maybe find a new subject to discuss, if that's alright with you all...

I was thinking of something else...

Then get new tires. Or better yet, a flying car. Interesting part is a 0:33 Q0WLYeoUgcg

Will do ASAP. Just... give me a while.

Noticing that when you type with black font in a Word document, some of the letters have a pixel-wide red shadow on the left, or a pixel-wide blue shadow on the right. wat.

That Feel When you don't have a camera to use and your sister refuses to let you use her iPod for ten seconds.

We pay for standard Internet from Xfinity, so I'm not sure of the advertised speed. But I usually get downloads anywhere from 1.4 - 2.2 MB/s. Also, doing article summaries for my Biology course.

I am absolutely aware of that. But I have a '67 GTO in the garage that just needs a little work done on it. She's a beaut.

I don't see it. Anyone care to point it out to me?

Yeah, but when you pay $60 so you can play a game all the way through, you waste a lot of money...

I still think "Let's fly to the castle is the best one..."