Collective Foal

I'd have to say either Cave Johnson, GLaDOS/Caroline, or Adventure Core. Reasons: 1. I DON'T WANT YOUR GOD DAMN LEMONS!!! 2. Felt sad for GLaDOS when she was all nice and sympathetic... and then she deleted Caroline and I was like "But now you'll be so lonely" 3. "I have a black belt in almost everything. Karate, Larate... Bedroom" The defective turrets were a good laugh, and I liked Space Core, but he's too meme-arific now.

That always pissed me off how it always takes three shots to kill the damn sentries. The machina still takes two shots to take out Lv. 3, but mini-sentries are a thing of the past now. I honestly can't live without my noscopes cuz I like to use Jarate and I need the extra firepower without having to scope in on spies who fail at life. That means I have to use SMG. So if I ever get the machina, I'll have to give up my piss *glasses* for a piss-poor gun. YEEAAAAAAH!!!

The theory I gave above has been proven and tested by Mr. IARESNIPAR in one of his most recent videos, and he was owning shit up in the gameplay. As long as you can be accurate, this weapon is a good one. It's a weapon not just any pony can use. It only works if you have a skill set to suit it. I've never had problems with minor clipping issues. Cosmetic appearance has never been a problem for me, but that damage/metal count needs to get fixed quick.

The Widowmaker would probably pair very well with the Gunslinger for KOTH or offensive engineering. You build your mini-sentry around a corner where a lot of people go and when they come around, blast them point blank with the Widowmaker. Your metal will actually restore itself if you're within 15 ft. (approx.) of the enemy. That gives you enough to buld a teleport. As long as you're accurate and sneaky, you can be self sustaining and put your dispenser in a more team friendly place. This is just a theory. It has not been proven in action. If Valve were to patch this, I would go with a damage boost so it does 9 damage per pellet at base damage and has no ramp up or fall off.

The revolver isn't that over powered. It actually promotes teamwork in the game. Spies will start sapping buildings to help their team advance instead of just stabbing shit and walking away. The machina is probably closest in specs to the Bazaar Bargain. I mean, when in the game do you get people lined up, even just two in a row. It's an awesome fun-factor, but it doesn't really make sense to waste your noscopes for it. The engineer weapons are beastly. The Short Circuit especially. It's one of those items that Valve rarely releases anymore that changes the flow of the game. Soldiers and Demos will have to be more secret and clever in their actions to take out sentries. I feel like these weapons are much more balanced than the ones we got in the Uber update (and much more creative.) That's all I have to say about that.

I've been having some problems with the game graphic-wise. I can't seem to figure out the problem, but the textures (i.e. walls, ceilings, floors, all have some insane disco dance floor appearance. Anybody have a clue?

So umm... funny story. Yesterday I was playing and some dude offered to trade. He wanted my "bombing run" hat so I asked him for a Loch-n-Load and a Force-a-Nature (I had a Reclaimed Metal ready and wanted to craft a Shortstop). He puts up just his FaN and tells me because it's vintage, it's more valuable and expensive. :eh: He must've thought I was an F2P noob cause once I told him I'd been playing for a little over a year, he says ( and I quote) "So, I guess you want the LochnLoad too?" It was a very funny moment for me.

I like the WMV format and would keep it where it is. It's iPhone accessible, just through YouTube, which shouldn't be a big deal to an iPhone user. WMV is universal and will give you the least problems. As far as a microphone is concerned, I would go with something by Logitech or, if you have the money, Turtle Beach. Headsets usually have good mics to them. There was a $30-$40 Logitech headset I bought at Radioshack. If they still carry it, it's a pretty damn good headset for the price it's at.

I have no idea. I wanted to draw him in steampunk, with a steam powered medigun, but still I don't know how would it be works. The idea around the medigun is that it takes the essence of life and bottles it up into a (somehow endless) supply of a substance known as uber. Upon activating an ubercharge, the target is overloaded with mass amounts of uber that make them immune to damage and death for a short period of time. So once you can bottle up the essence of life, (which has yet to be discovered by science and carbon does not count as it's natural sate is coal/diamonds, not gaseous beams of energy) you will be able to make your own medigun. BTW, if you do invent this, I want a 10% share in your earnings.

I'd bet its a woman and that its the/an Administrator. The Administrator has a very identifiable silhouette cast by her hair and figure. It's more likely that it's Miss Pauling. Or perhaps the mysterious rumored and legendary tenth class. Wait..... you could be onto something. It is almost definitely Ms. Pauling. 95% of the TF Wiki force agrees on this matter. No idea why she's there or what Valve is alluding to, but... Otherwise I thought this to be the most epic "Meet the" short of all times. Great cinematography and Valve really captured the Medic's completely maniacal insanity.

So who here, like me, is adoring every bit of the Uber update and Free 2 Play release. I mean, I know there's lag here and there, but it hasn't been too awful for me. And finally being able to make my friends download it makes me extremely happy. My only concern is whether Valve will update it as frequently with it's free status.

Ross, you should take improv lessons from this guy: Otherwise, another fantastic episode. This is one of the best in a while. Loved the part about the guys who were chanting over the intercom etc. I nearly shat myself when the first bullsquid popped up.

"The Enrichment Center wishes to remind you that Android hell is a place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance." "Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true! " "That is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."

Figured it was Tell Tale Heart as soon as I read "I think it was his eye!" Poe is pretty awesome, and if you typed that whole passage + your little extras, You deserve at least 50 rep points

I come on the page and it's the first thing I see, so I go to the forum and sure enough, there's a three page thread about it. Also, it's Friday and I am upset that FM has not been uploaded. Ross is going through his emails now, laughing in our faces.

Much like Scout from TF2. Witty, with a sense of invincibility, and an extreme desire to troll on those he has killed or finds to be total morons. The only difference would be that Scout isn't that smart.

Anticipation is killing me. This episode has to be awesome! Machinima pisses me off though. They don't seem to realize what a good thing they have going with Ross.

Awesome episode. I can't wait for 35. His reaction to the trash compactor is going to be phenomenal I'm wondering what the mystery EP will be... I'm figuring it's something like 10.5 was, but...

I like the idea of the fan o' war, but it could use a slight damage boost. The effects of meatshot minicrits are incredible though.

Another one would be after he blew up the garg and is getting the tram started. "And I'd be like: Fuck you, your pictures SUCK! Look at mine. Here's me shooting a bunch of soldiers. Here's me blowing up an alien the size of a dumptruck..."

This has to be my favorite as well. It was just like the climax of everything before it, and I just exploded laughing. Before it there's: "NO! You're doing it WRONG! You're all incompetent!" (Houndeye spawns in) "That's great; teleport in more creeps."