Collective Foal

I played on my friend's computer just after the first Halloween Event. After that, I didn't play until the next summer. Then by the time the Scream Fortress 2010 and Mann Co. came along, I was playing somewhat frequently. That continued until late 2012 when I got my power PC, on which I've probably retained a Steam Rating of 10 for a better portion of the year.

It's... blue. And not seductive. I'm creeped out more than ever . 7/10

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I don't think you'd do very well at a casino Weebs. "Oh, I think I'm gonna quit since I've won $2,000 already. Wouldn't want to use my luck to acquire money from you filthy rich institutions. That would be such a dick move."

Just now saw your best faces thing, Twilight. I'm disappointed you didn't like the "I do" face...

With so few people who entered, I wanted to kinda drag it out just in case. Also, Luis that counts as an entry, so cool. And the winner is... (Breaks to commercial while rapidly scribbling names and cutting them up to put in a hat.) KAWEEBO, YOU ARE OUR WINNER! COME ON DOWN! Alrighty, I'll gift you the game right now (assuming I recognize your steam name or have you nicknamed). Thanks for playing everybody! We should start spreading the word on this event, though, because 5 contestants is hardly fun.

Typing as I watch. I'm absolutely loving this. Also, as I couldn't find them anywhere on google, I took the liberty of uploading these funny screenshots: I may or may not add mustaches soon... As promised:

Attempted suicide is only considered a crime so that you can be detained and held in safety while you're tested and/or treated. Killing oneself is not a proper response to man's need to live, so it's ruled as an extremely abnormal behavior. In hopes that the abnormal behavior is reversible by either therapy or medication, attempting individuals are simply being given the best chance possible to not waste their life, as it is the most precious gift you've ever received. I believe that anybody who wants to commit suicide should be counseled and helped if doing so will prevent them from carrying out the act. However, my stipulation is that people who are suffering from terminal illnesses, are brain-dead, or are in a vegetative state from diseases like Alzheimer's, have every right to have the plug pulled upon their own wishes, even if their family doesn't think they should, as it is a matter of one's own right to their body. If I couldn't remember my own sister's face or I was in constant pain or I was simply a mass on a bed, unable to think, I can't think of anything I'd rather be than dead.

Well, what you said is true, but with the technology we have and the little amount of formal training the enemy had, 5000 is still a high body count. It's awful that anyone loses their life for their country when they aren't really even helping their country with anything. The whole war was a political catastrophe brought on by 9/11 and the supposed WMD's we never found. When the war started, it had a great amount of public support because of the 9/11 incidents. But after that, nobody cared. We should've pulled out by '06-'07 at the latest. It's a shame it lasted so long. And we still have the Afghanistan, Iran, Libya, Egypt, and Syria crises left that we need to get through (hopefully without putting troops in harm's way)

It's like looking at a guy with six fingers on his hand. It just looks... odd. I don't play guitar, so I have no understanding why more than 6 strings would be needed. Different chord formats? More pitch range?

My newly acquired Skyrim and some YouTube videos.

Killing time. Well, that's basically every time I post hear, right?

I don't need none of your sass tonight. Oh god I lost it. On the other hand, I took it, and I feel like either I really embellish myself on surveys though I try not to, or I'm just fucking awesome. We'll assume the former is correct

Banned because I'm cool like that...

Dafuq did you just say about me?

Going to drive my dad up to whatever impound his car is at. I guess your license doesn't get revoked until you're deemed guilty.

Hello, old friend. It's been a while, eh? So I woke up early this morning and went downstairs to find a note that simply said : "Went to pick up Dad - Mom" I'd assumed Dad had been hanging out with friends and needed a ride home because he was drunk and thought nothing of it. Then, after several hours of watching videos, I went downstairs to grab some food. Dad was sitting in the TV room on his laptop and says hi. He then tells me that he might need my help today because he got himself into a lot of trouble. My dad got pulled over for a DUI. I'm not sure how our family's going to deal with this. It's going to cost a fucking boat full of money to pay for everything. He might lose his license. Fuck, he might lose his fucking job. After 20 years, he finally gets a stable job that won't lay him off when the company makes lower profits, and he goes and puts it in jeopardy with this. Can't say I'm surprised this happened. He's always been the kind of person who thinks he's okay to drive, and I'm sure in this case he was. But when you drive as fast as he does, you get pulled over for speeding. And even if you think you're okay, the car still smells and you still smell and then the cop pulls you out and tests you and now you're in a world of shit. Now, if he does lose his job, it's going to be near impossible to get a new one. My mom's income is enough to keep us alive, but certainly not comfortably. I don't know what to expect, but it won't be good.

No, I'm aware of the reference. It's been used in several other shows and movies. I just don't like it used in that context as it's over something insignificant. Idunno. Again, I've been a bit of a pessimist lately. Maybe I just didn't like the episode because it turned my favorite character into a fuggin bat (and it did feel very short for some reason), and I'm just trying to pick it apart. Carry on, gents.

Bleh.

Shelter. For a 68 on Metacritic, this game is awesome. Very beautiful art design for how limited the graphics are. The concept is definitely fresh and new, and it certainly can pull at the heartstrings, especially when you're like me and you start with 5 cubs and end with 2. Check it out, as it's on sale right now: http://store.steampowered.com/app/244710/

HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK Quite possibly one of two days this week that wasn't incredibly bland. I should join you guys one of these times. That actually looks like an enjoyable experience.

By the way, you have exactly one week to enter. I'd like a decent turnout, so tell all your friends, you nerds.

ALRIGHT KIDS, WHO'S READY FOR A GIVEAWAY? I have in my Steam inventory a copy of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Anybody who wants it is encouraged to make any post below. ANY POST AT ALL I will assign each of you a number and randomly pick one of those numbers from a real, actual hat. I'm pulling out all the stops for you folks. If I could, I'd steal the bingo spinner from my grandmother's assisted living development but sadly, that's illegal, but otherwise I'm pulling out all the stops! NOW, if you want game, post. I do rest. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND GET LUCKY NERDS!

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