Collective Foal

B) Charge at that bitch, he interrupted your sleep! You feel rage well up inside of you, you see the man from his position about 100 yards away. You jump, over the trees, and directly next to your assailant. You grab him, break his neck, and strap his PSG1 on your back. You go to sleep, meditating on your new-found superhuman abilities. You wake up in the morning. Which way do you go? A) North, less people live that way B) East, go into the city, you feel like rampaging C) West, head to the ocean and escape to China D) South, maybe that crazy old guy you met before has some information back at his place in the woods.

Pot

Granted, but you accidentally put yourself in an eternal freefall situation and are not wearing any long-fall boots. I wish I could make my father proud of me.

Sasha makes the bloodiest bukkake for Chubacca so he masterbated on Ninjas now.

Herp

D) You stay right where you are. Good thing you wore a camo tux to that party. The fuck with fashion. The pilot slowly steps closer, but a noise behind him causes him to spin around again and open fire. You hear a scream and a gurgle, then leap out, take his gun and bash his head in with it. You see the guy who got shot. He has a large wound in his left leg. Do you A) Provide First Aid (no man left behind) B) Put him out of his misery C) Jump in the helicopter and take off (he's only dead weight, now) D) Loot the pilot's body and steal away into the surrounding woods

Sasha was the bloodiest Tampon for Chubacca so he menstruated by Ninjas now.

Granted, but your wings are made of wax, and you will fly too high one day, your wings will melt, and you will plummet into the ocean and drown. I wish my suicidal tendencies would cease.

Die If you and tye love of your life were left as the only surviving humans?

A) Everyone is dead now, except for a select few people. The character says "Come with me if you want to live," and dives out the window. They follow, a tear is shed for the innocent lives that were lost, and a helicopter lands in the courtyard outside the building. What does he do? 1) "GET TO ZA CHOPPA!" 2) Shoot the pilot and take all weapons on board 3) Dive into the bushes before the spotlights find him 4) Keep switching from 3rd to 2nd person

I'm so hipster, I posted videos on the internet before YouTube was made.

Surround it in a highly rigid, transparent polymer to protect it from stones. If you lost your virginity to a monkey, and one of you got pregnant?

Granted, but you can not have images or BBCode in it. (c wut i did dar?) I wish for a better social life.

I'm so hipster, I used to have a beautiful picture for a signature.

Retarded

10^2 + 7^2

Granted, but my gender will constantly change and every time it does, it will leave popup windows on your computer screen that can't be exited. I wish to be taller.

One hundred forty-seven

Approximately 50mph? (guessing) What is YOUR purpose in life?

Google what a Deathclaw is, realize I'm a total badass monster, and rip apart some survivors. If you had one day to do whatever you wanted with no repercussions?

Sasha was the prettiest Tampon for Chupacabra so he menstruated by Ninjas now.

(Walks in the room) -Hi guys! (Sees what's happening swiftly places right foot backwards behind the other, swings left one around, and walks straight out.)

Granted, but anything non-poison is deadly to you I wish I the girl of my dreams would fall in love with me.

Sasha was the prettiest Sandwich for Chupacabra so he ate by zero now.

Writing, I can't draw very well, but my writing is really good. What was your favorite thing to do as a wee munchkin?