Collective Foal

Go on with my life normally. If Pokemon were real?

Electrons

Politely leave. If my milkshake friends were the boys in the yard

Read my last post. If I showed up at your door right now with brownies?

I'm so hipster that everything I like eventually becomes mainstream.

Cry, slit my wrists, and blow my brains out. If I did the above things?

B) DUH! What's a good story without heavy weapons. He hands you the turret off an old Hellcat from WW2. You take it from him and ask him, "What happens now?" "Now," he says, "let's go practice medicine." He brings out a gun that shoots a medical beam which makes you feel more superhuman than you already were. Now what? A) Time to kick some ass B) Shoot him. That medigun scared you. C) Kiss him D) Drop the gun and run away

Granted, but I don't know what you're talking about, so the grant is ineffective I wish to be more bold so I can ask Phyllis out.

Find buried treasure!!! If you had fists of steel?

Granted, but he only adds a number to the end. I wish I could apologize for not making a wish in the last post.

D) Do it like a cool guy, and as they begin to walk after you, you blow the C4 charge you stuck to their backs. As you walk down the blood-spattered beach, a limb hits you in the head and knocks you out cold. You wake up strapped down on a large plank. A dark figure walks in with a knife. He comes closer to you. What do you do? A) Promise to do whatever he wants if he lets you go B) Break the straps and mash his head between your open hands C) Let him continue D) Yell for help

Granted, but the shows, not your loved ones, are the last thing you think about before the universe implodes.

Jim Carrey

Sasha makes the bloodiest corpse for Eric so he slept on him, nude.

Deviantart, much more creative people there. A day at the spa or a day with friends

Penguins

My amazing triumph over ADD and my incredible piloting. If you could be an animal, whatwould you be?

Granted, but you find out that you will be tortured horrendously and killed I wish Very wouldn't call me a terrible person.

Ask Phyllis to marry me and kindly rule over all, doing what I can to make all their lives happy.

Ice

Granted, but the ending is awful and you shoot yourself in grief for failing at life. I wish my best friend preferred me over his obese, hooker of a girlfriend.

Jelly, can't stand when PB sticks to your mouth. Sex with a person of your choice or all the Chocolate cake you could ever want (And the cake won't make you gain weight)

Have lots of sex (no pregnancy risk, right? ) If your best friend slept with your mother.

Granted, but on your first voyage you are eaten by the Kraken. I wish my life had meaning.

Sasha makes the bloodiest bukkake for Chubacca so he masterbated on him, nude.