Collective Foal

Granted, (I don't even have to corrupt this for there to be repercussions in 8 hours ) I wish my favorite song would play on the radio today.

9.5/10 for next vest pony Yea, just touching my wrist with anything gives me chills and can make me nauseous

Granted, but you are never going to have fun anywhere else. I wish to go bowling today. (you guys, we make amazing genies)

Hitler

Rarity had the PG-13 life with Discord so she fawned on him crazily

Dashy, me gusta

Yeah, pretty much

Taylor had the best life with Eric so she puked on him, baffled (Can we keep it PG-13 guys?)

Banned for not putting it past him.

Bounce into SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!

Banned because you've accused him of murder.

I believe this is a duplicate thread. "let's make our own graphic novel" is the same thing.

Granted, but it's so powerful it picks up your thoughts, causing a lot of embarassment. I wish to be a pony and live in Ponyville

He's so deprived

Granted, but they all call to tell you that you didn't get the job. I wish for more food in the pantry

29, though killing the garg was awesome, I liked "the big bad freeman" part. Diet or liposuction? (sorry)

8/10 the color pattern makes me want to cut myself

Granted, but it is so buggy it looks like you're playing Mario 64 I wish I could stand up fir myself more.

Yes, not keeping in touch with Phyllis after elementary school. Now she's in half my high school classes and I feel uncomfortable talking to her. Have you ever fought for something when you knew you were outnumbered?

Granted, but the wish you could have made would have come true. I wish for a delicious donut

Normandy

You jump out of the window and find yourself in the midst of an all out battle. You take the plane turret and pull the makeshift trigger attached. The .50 caliber bullets rip through flesh as the enemies drop in heaps of shredded meat. Tyler's got your back, in one hand holding the device that makes the bullets dissipate as they enter your body, in the other picking off enemies with a pistol. Eventually, the area is quiet and smells of blood and gunpowder. You find your gum is losing its flavor. What do you do? A) Who cares? It's just gum B) Find a convenience store and smash some skulls C) Ask your friend for more D) Go back to America. They're the only guys with long-lasting gum

Plumbers will charge the SHIT out of you. Thye'll make you pay $70 just for showing up. Unclogging a sink will cost you $120, and it'll cost you $2 to do it yourself, and it's surprisingly easy.

Feeling hungry, but too lazy to move three feet to get cereal. Here, lemme try something: HNNNNNNGGGGGHH!!! Nope, not telepathic... Dammit.

I know what you mean, I hate it when they come in. My parents treat them so nicely, but I'm always so paranoid when they come in.