Collective Foal

I feel like I've done a good part of spreading the joy of ponies to others. I've converted two cousins, my sister (somewhat), and I'm whittling away at my friend at school. He didn't like the show itself, so I started him out on Fanmade content, the first one being "Friendship is Magic, Bitch," as even non-bronies find it hilarious. This caught his attention and now I've got him watching "Friendship is Witchcraft," which I think will go over well. Can't wait until the day he comes to me and says "You know what, Zach? I like this show. You were right. It's pretty decent when you give it a shot."

The way it seems to me, Nagisa and I have enough ASMR to light up every forumer's body like a Christmas tree. Everybody's different, but when I get mine, I feel like I'm sitting in a massage chair that simultaneously stimulates my brain's pleasure center.

Time for me to just say it like it is. Frankly Alyxx, none of us guys are looking at your well drawn face, adorable santa hat, or gorgeous hair. We are all too busy staring at animated Double D's and have been for the past 6 months. Before that, we were trying to look for ourselves in a Norwegian model's eyes while groping ourselves. There, I said it for everyone so you don't have to act like you're ignoring it anymore. You're welcome.

My teacher's a prick and people at my school are very judgemental, so I'd like to, but I can't.

Kirk, come on, man. Dat's not cool. I vote for a spamfest to get off the page or request mod intervention.

It's a face off between that and this, but I'm leaning towards this:

Yeah... dem Gmod videos...

So, my dad interrogated me in the car about the MLP episodes on the DVR. Told him I enjoyed the show and he accused me of being in a cult! WTF?! I almost laughed at him. Then, I come inside from chores and he says "So you're a brony?" My response: "I see you did your research." I swear though, he found the Landover page because he asked me if I was gay and if I was letting out suppressed feminine feelings from my childhood. I laughed, told him I just liked the show because it's very well made. So now he's off my back

I brought you a Holiday-gram! It says, "SUBMIT TO MY WILL! YOU CANNOT RESIST!"

You know what? This has me thinking. Bill Gates should buy Mars, just for the hell of it.

Firstly, Fluttershy's eye shape is wrong. Second, Blue is right. The eyes need to angle back with her head. And BTW, this is DEFINITELY going to be my new avi.

Hey Trixie, we heard you like jelly, so we put Twilight in your jelly so you can be jelly while you jelly!

I want the Medic's Tyrhennean or whatever the hell it's called. All I know is it looks like a yodeler hat.

Double post much? And what do you mean by people destroying their Saxxy?

I still do that because my Sticky combat SUCKS BALLS! I am pretty great with the pipes, but my stickies are terrible. When I want to fire at something, I either hold the M1 down (can't be done because that charges shots) or hit the M1 rapidly. That puts my sticky timing off and I only fire one every .8 seconds. I have to learn the timing for launching my stickies at some point, then I'll make a better Demo. Oh, and it seems my PC's been postponed. I'm probably jot getting the 3.75 GPA, so I'll have to wait for my birthday in April. Sorry guys

If that's considered cosmetic, insurance companies are assholes. Oh, you lungs can't reach full capacity and your heart can't work at high effieciency? That's no big deal. Anyway, I also have lots of focus issues. I was diagnosed with ADHD Distractive Type, but I am attempting to rebuke those diagnoses as incorrect and conquer the issue on my own, considering I want to go into the military.

I just memorized this song, with the tempo change, SO UH! 6y1s6Jbhrzc

I guess I must do the opposite of Blue, so... O/ /| / \ This is Bob. Copy and paste Bob and soon he will take over internetz!

I am waiting for lunch period to end so I can fail this English quiz!!!

Banned because in Soviet Russia, You come for heavy!

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On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the apple pie of his mother's throbbing scout. It had many canker sores

Are YOU talkin' to PANTS?!

Post any sudden Eureka! moment you have or had in the past. For example: Today during Spanish, I discovered the solution to my problem of being unable to initiate a conversation. I was looking over my quiz (16/20) and I asked one of my friends, who was already having a conversation with another friend. Now, mind you, jumping into conversations randomly is incredibly awkward to everybody. But when I asked her for help, she turned her attention to me for a second and helped me figure out the answers. Then we continued talking about people and then Dr. Who. Now wait a second. Holy shit! It dawned on me about 2 minutes later, I JUST JUMPED INTO A CONVERSATION SEAMLESSLY! SWAG!!! So that's my AHA! moment. Have fun!

Where do you get gravity=magic ?