Collective Foal

Get an HP! They have some damn good computers in your price range. If you earn a little bit more money ($50-100), you probably could play Skyrim

I would like to let you know I will eventually write a memoir on my experience on this forum. It's just too great to pass up.

And I am, and when I argue my side, that I've been getting it done, that I'm in good shape, and when I tell him I plan to take a break and do much more in the evening, all he can argue is these little, improbable "What if?" satements like if my teachers don't get back to me and I never get the work. Well, then I would be allotted the proper amount of time it would take for me to complete that assignment. So he refuses to let me use the Xbox, now, but I can do anything else, like use my tablet. The deal was I got all my privelages so long as I got a decent amount of homework done every day, but he constantly infringes on his deals, telling me I'm not getting enough homework done, when theres a stack of 10 or more papers sitting on the kitchen table that I've completed in the past two days. I point this out, and he asks me how long it could possibly take for me to get that done. I tell him about 5 hours, considering I had to read the chapters from my books, then take notes/answer questions for them. Then, knowing he's beaten in the argument, he tells me I have to sit at the table and work. But wait, I thought you weren't supposed to interfere, dad. He gives me the same BS for the second time, either forgetting what just happened or thinking I'm stupid enough to not catch him on it again. So I argue back and go upstairs. Now I'm here, bored and angry.

I think I see what youre talking about. That extra bump looks retarded. Lemme fix that

Being incredibly annoyed with my father. I got up at friggin 7 AM so I could get my homework done early and have my mom buy me 2 months of Xbox Live. I go to ask her and dad says I need to devote more time to my homework. What, 3 fucking hours isn't enough?! Ugh!

Well how about this? I'll stick to drawing show characters. After taking in your recommendations, I did this without looking at any outside sources. I'm fairly proud of it:

Jerk

Aww, DUDE! That sounds sick! Sucks thers no replay...

Awesome face does not require spoiler tags ^-^

COOKIE DOUGH!!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

Any other interesting observations youve noticed with lefties and righties?

Hnnnghh. Rage also rising.

Lol

I dont wanna know!!!

I prefer scandinavian game-makers. DICE!

Gnight Alyxx. And as far as Red Dead is concerned, there's a wolf trying to kill me, but its stuck under the map... Good job on that one, Rockstar...

How many people live in the Ukraine, anyway? And I'm not sure there are any African-Americans here either...

Whats wrong?

Pinkie, I wrestled a fucking bear not 8 weeks ago. I think I can stand my own. But of course I'm not the fighting type. But I'm just like my namesake in that regard. If my friends are threatened, I'll unload a case of whoopass on someone.

Holding back vomit is the worst thing ever. Like when you're runing down a school hallway and you jnow you have to make it to the toilet, but your stomach really wants it out, so you drip as you sprint towards the restroom sign.

I will never resort to mind porn as long as I have my tablet!

Any fight. I bench 150, 10 reps

It appears the nation of Tom is very well militarily equipped. Lets not stir up the hornets nest.

Maybe thats why this thread died, but I brought it back. Its my child and I must nurture it back to health.

Pirate vs. World saving badass. Ill go with the badass