Collective Foal

HOLY FUCK. Is- is that the thing Luke SKYWALKER killed. God DAMMIT! I find blast doors all over this complex, and the second I actually NEED one to crush this thing, there are none. That is FUCKING FANTASTIC! Wait, can I shoot it. *shoots at it* Oh, fuck. Wrong answer! run, run, run, run, run, run! (I really wanted to do the Pinkie Pie Launcher response) What the hell is this. It looks like some sort of rocket launcher. Is- is that a PONY inside?! I mean, I'm not one for animal cruelty, but let's see what this thing does. *fires it* OH MY GOD! That thing just blew a 20 foot hole... in a BLAST DOOR! Did it seriously just explode TWICE?! How is that even physically possi- wait, there's a warning label on the side. "Screw physics, I'm Pinkie Pie." Oh shit, tell me there's more ammo for this thing! He refuses the G Man's offer at the end of the game.

Hi, I'm 12 and what is this, I don't even...

I had no idea you were bi, Rarity. That changes my entire view of your fun, awesome personality. You must really be a total douchebag who hates America and all the goodness the world has to offer! (HINT: HEAVY SARCASM!) Anyways, I honestly wish my video from last page didn't get buried in a short-lived flame war. It's very interesting and if Sheridanm would take a small amount of time out of his life to watch it, he might mature a little bit. But seriously, this is what 2012 is about people. All the bronies and other nice people will be left alive after judgement day and we will start the world from scratch and make it a much better place. Also, this made me cry: OnscBhxSeCk

How dare you insinuate you are a non-sentient lifeform?!

7/10 Looks badass but pixels won't let me see it in detail... I'll change it eventually...

How long til I stop feeling that shitty feeling you get right after you climax?

Bill, they look entranced! I'm still a virgin Bill! IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! PLEASE!!!!!!

I tried to help 'em, but it was too late.

Confuscious say, He who go to bed with itchy buttox, Wake up with stinky finger.

What Would Goddard Freemont Do. C O M O S

How dare you hurt my feelings?!

Lil

Well it's a good thing I took my tablet, because your research would be scrould had I not. I walked outside and all the zebras yipped at once. I saw a bright flash and seconds later I'm now strapped to a tree somewhere in the Serengetti. I'm scared Bill. What do I do?

3/10 It's rather old and worn. You should change it sometime. I can haz pony rap?

If you look closely, I believe you only got one kill. The scout runs off at the end. I think he was a dead ringer, he just appeared out of nowhere.

I am honestly the most generous player in-game. I know that its not good for the team to have me dead, but I get myself killed all the time trying to heal people who overextend, just because I want to heal EVERYONE. As Scout, if I've got really low health, as a last resort, I'll suicide into a large group of enemies and hurl milk at them, just so somebody else can get some heals in my absence. As Heavy, I rarely use my Sandvich. 9/10 times, it goes to somebody else who's hurt.

Holy shit, it's like looking into a mirror. I wwonder if he'll be like one of those Looney Tunes where the one guy does something and the other guy does the same thing simultaneously. THAT would be badass. I just wouldn't be able to shoot him in the face, cuz then I'D get shot, and I'm WAY too important to die. He gets shot in the other ear.

Next post must be more adorable than this one.

Banned because HAPPY BIRFFFFFFFFFFDUUUUHHHH BIIIRRRRR!!!!!

1000 and 2

Basically start off the post with "Hey! remember when" then give a when you want other people to remember. Hey! Remember when Socker Boppers took up 30% of the commercial time on your TV?

Uh...Bill. Why are there zebras outside my house?

Letting my parents infringr upon the verbal contracts they make with me. We should really start writing stuff down here. I'm at the age where I should at least have some rights, namely the right to know the conditions of something will not change after being set.

@Kirk Good strategy. You should join a porn site, register as 1/1/1940 and see if they give senior discounts