Collective Foal

I realize I probably scared everybody shitless yesterday. MA BAD! I hit rock bottom for a while and needed some way to vent... I doubt I will ever be pushed that far. I've discovered, however, I am psychologically addicted/dependent to the internet, so I won't be on here for a VERY long time, at least until I can get my priorities straight. Farewell, Friends *salutes*

Just took a little time to write a letter... Dear Dad, I hope you get plenty of satisfaction from being able to tell your fifteen year-old son he’s a lying asshole because he didn’t get the grade he’d expected on his Spanish Midterm. I hope your heart flutters and a smile spreads across your face every time you hear about how he cried himself to sleep every night. I hope your eyes brighten at the thought of him carrying out every day not caring if he lives or dies, passes or fails, laughs or weeps. I hope the sight of his blood strewn across the walls of his room, puddled around his head, trickling from his mouth, makes you giddy like a schoolgirl. And most of all, I hope you laugh at his funeral, spit on his face, and dance on his grave. I want these things for you for two reasons: the first because it would be nice to know my passing lifted a burden from someone’s shoulders, the second because it would prove me right. It would make you an awful, soulless man filled with evil and hate. Love, Your Son, Zach

I had the same problem with Rarity for a while. Then I found out he's bisexual, so it's fine if I think of him as a girl, right?

Just took shitty box-made mac 'n' cheese, put it in a bowl, covered it in slices of cheddar, microwaved it for two minutes, and VOILA! A magnificent mini macaroni casserole!

What an awful... musician?

AHHHHHHH! YOU BITCH! YOU CHANGED YOUR FUCKIN' NAME! HOW DARE YOU YOU-YOU- YOU WHORE!

SO RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG, IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS...

Just be glad we don't know Forrest Gump...

Oh, okay. Well I guess you can look at it that wa- GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PUSSYHEADED BITCHASS SELF OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF, BLEND THEM UP, AND MAKE YOU DRINK THEM!

That game... infuriates me. It's not that I'm bad at it, it's that my one friend crushes me every time we play...

FFFFFFFUUUUUU!!!!!!! This is the THIRD friggin time I've been forced to quick close out of the internet browser without saving what I wrote. I have written the same paragraph for my fic THREE FUCKING TIMES! Do you know how hard it is to replicate something you poured your soul into when you're frustrated as hell and have no template to work from?! I want to pull my fucking hair out right now!!! Edit: So in my anger, I wrote another Fluttershy rap. Most of it's in my sig, but I exceeded the character cap and had to take out a chunk. Here's the whole thing: The animals adore me, Celestia implores me, To thwart the, Unworthy, Bitch that they call Discord see, I'm not so bad, I'll let you shine above me, But try to run away and soon it's YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME! Just don't hurt my friends, And I think you'll be okay, But if you try, I'll make you cry, And ruin your whole day.

Bada BING!

Night, captain Kirk. Wow... I knew someone was going to do that eventually, but from you Alyxx? I thought you had class...

Furries and bronies are two different groups, but I like to consider clopping bronies as sexual Furries, as they are fantasizing about bestiality.

Perfect! That will be great for payloads and Attack/Defend (if there are any). Considering our squad combo, this should work perfectly! On payload, the demoman will be roaming a lot. Sometimes, I'll be with Pyro, Scout, Spy squad causing backfield havoc. Other times I'll be with Heavy, Medic, Soldier to stop an enemy advance. I just realized how versatile I am... One thing I wanted to point out to Luis. You'll probably want to use Dead Ringer most of the time. Work on being convincing when feigning death. Don't just deploy it the second someone starts shooting you. For example, if a Heavy has his gun on you, wait a second before you right-click. It will make him think he was shooting you long enough to kill you and thus, won't think you're a Dead Ringer. As far as a Sniper is concerned, I've gotten no results so far

But the Futashy posts always have some sort of limp looking penis that has the appearance of a stale, moldy pig-in-a-blanket...

Watching DBZ Kai. They totally botched the 9000 meme...

How was that even Molestia? estoy confudido...

LOLOLOLOL Guys, you just made my sorrowful mid-term filled day!

I loved the movie. The time machine and campaign skit, I was bagging up. Oh, and "I caught you a delicious bass." I have high expectations for the show, though I doubt they'll be met...

Mid-terms in 8 minutes. FFFFFFUUUUUU!!!!! But I'm going to Chipotle afterward, so I can eat my worries away.

TF2. Do it. Nao.

Mob movies and chocolate milk for my sore muscles.

Fallout 2 was top-down, right? I heard that one was really good.

Guy in red hoody is so confused. But like Rarity said, they showed the intro and that was it. If they got them to watch some decent stuff, they might change their minds... except that punk in the red hoody