Collective Foal

Well I walk in the club and this is what I see, Everypony's stopped and staring at me, I got Dashin' in my blood and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it... I'm awesome and I know it. (Cue 8 bar instrumental)

Meester Spackle, I shall do as I please. Oh, just to let you all know, "A Friend in Deed" was THE BEST episode EVER. My rankings now: 1. A Friend in Deed 2. Baby Cakes 3. Party of One 4. Dragonshy 5. Sonic Rainboom We'll see what comes out of next week's sode. All I can say is FLUTTERSHY IS FINALLY BACK!!! Oh, and this caught my attention:

How much range do dem heavy fists have?!

It would seem my Xbox has no hard setting for HL2. Damn...

I just realized being a good TF2 player means the following things: 1. You can point and click with a mouse 2. You have a grasp on the physical operations of our universe 3. You can relate buttons to movement 4. You can press buttons 5. You can develop muscle memory 6. You can double back 7. You can know when you are beaten 8. You can understand and utilize the concept of teamwork 9. Your PC is capable of running the game well

1 trip to mylittlefacewhen and I bring you the fruits of my labor: AND FOR MOST DAWW:

Rarity gon' get some!

Trying to get over how friggin amazing last night's dinner was. Ever had Bierfleisch? It's beef brisket, braised in beer (say that 5 times fast). It's like a buttery, beefy orgasm that ravages your mouth and makes you gain 5 pounds in one night.

Shiny, I'm not that into SHED.MOV, I just had to use the scariest fucking face possible to break my D'aww streak that I have with avatars.

Vanilla-nilla-nilla FTW. I've still been playing on Xbox. My demoman.... is god-like. I've probably amassed 20 or so juggle airshots, 10 fly-by direct hits after sticky jumping, an uncountable number of twitchy direct hit kills on scouts that try to shoot me in the back. I do nothing but top-frag anymore. I was on one server that had been going for a while. In one life, I was top ranked on my team and in the next one, I was top overall. My play is getting smarter and less agressive; I'm staying alive longer; I'm predicting my enemies with near-perfect results: Doubling back after turning a corner, cloaking while walking one way and cutting back, Double jumping backwards after jumping over someone's head to confuse the hell out of them. It's very fun.

And as for the avatar... I had to.

Awww... I thought I was going to impress new people with a J.C. style comeback. Oh well. I submitted my Fanfic to EqD on the 3rd. They still haven't sent me anything back, so I resubmitted (woot!)

I liked the old Derpy voice. It was good. This new one is like a kick to the crotch. We get a nod from the creators and have a fan-character go canon, then this. Such bullshit is intolerable... Okay, when did we get a new Applejack and a Doctor Whooves. I extend my greetings to the both of you.

God Dammit, I hate not having a PC!

Gravy-Spattered Bossoms!

Ohai guys! Alyxx got a new Avvy I see.

Axel, its happy at first, but then sad at the prospect of never being able to see the one that changed your life, that you truly love ever again. You can never find her or know if she even thinks of you or remembers you. But you raised her right, and that's what counts. And I guess I'm some sort of emotional masochist, but I like making myself cry every once in a while.

Or Team Fortress 3... But if it is episode 3: Awesome, just awesome.

Lol, I love chains, especially when they're real in game. Every once in a while, you see a 5 spy chain backstab. One spy stabs, drops down from a balcony, only to be stabbed by a spy who again gets stabbed by a spy. That spy walks by a doorway where another spy is hiding who then turnstabs him and is stabbed by a spy who just decloaked behind him. No lie, this actually happened.

Considering I read My Little Dashie, which I highly recommend to anyone who hasn't, that letter from Rainbow Dash had me bawling.

Jeez... it's not THAT big a deal. I just have a highly curious mind and my interest has been piqued. You know how when there's a picture of a penis in your health book, you cant help but stare at it even if you know you are straight. Its just so absurd that I have to do it!

Exactly what it says, dude.

So guys, theres a flash game that allows your character to have sex with the Mane 6 individually. I cant remember the link or site name, though. It's not that I clop, just that Im really curious about this game and how well it was done. Any suggestions? All I know is the sight name was a bunch of letters like "eh6tq..."

First, my family was discussing why they needed hot models in magazines. Then, we went around a city, seeing incredibly strange, mostly psychotic people who owned small stores on the streets. The last person answered the door to his shop with a red T-Rex mask on his head and a machete in his hand. He killed my father, but I quickly realized it was a dream. I never like to end dreams with dying, so I had myself grab a knife off the wall and stab him in the temple. End of dream. Also, does anybody else get a really uncomfortable feeling in their chest after waking up from a nightmare? Its the same sinking sort of feeling you get when you feel guilty about something. Anybody know whats causing that?

Luis, you look REALLY old for 15. Maybe it's the hair...