Collective Foal

Limericks are normally made, To get a quick laugh from the day, But one will observe The poem is absurd, And I still have yet to get laid.

mmm....

Waffles before bed? Is that normal? Oh wait, this is Accursed Farms. Silly me

Are you seriously considering a sex change, or were you just joking? To keep my stuff on topic Why Fluttershy with Juicebox so ad'awwable?

Just saw a a picture of a Vanilla flower on my dogs' shampoo. Thought it was a spider. I have a rather large mess to clean up...

What... the hell... did you do?

Weebles (That's your new nickname, Pinks), I never watched his vids. Alyxx.... this changes everything. Just one thing to say. Flaccid

I'm a boss. Plain and simple...

Because you always give yourself big tits and I haven't once seen you state your actual IRL gender... So you're a guy?

From funnyjunk... does not work.

I went with Lord Sinister's idea (No offense, razor. Your idea was just too broad.) Thank you SOOOO MUCH! I need to give you moar REP!

Just finished my outline for English class that was due tomorrow. THANK YOU LORD SINISTER! ALL MY CAKE TO YOU!

Funny how it showed up for me before...

"Don't you look at me funny. I'll sonic your ass."

Epic drawing up there, dude. Good find. Rainbows and Sugar and Butterflies and Magic and Jewels and APPLES. Which one doesn't belong?

It was strange, but it wasn't festive as he had said before. I'm just going to tell him up. We don't even know where the other is from. He can't do anything about it.

Dude, nice! I'm going to submit this poem to Crapplejack for her most recent post: To feel the pounding all around, Great explosions following your every move, To know that every person will not hesitate, To kill You, It is a frightening feeling assured, But to kill under such stress, With the simple pull of a trigger, Is merely instinct. But to feel anger and hatred within your soul, And to rip and tear with one's own hands, To hear the screams of terror and agony, As flesh is torn from flesh, Is a horror all it's own. One soul cannot bear the burden, Of another's life. So to wake up from a fit of rage, And find yourself with bloodied hooves, Knowing that your life is stained, With evil wine that can't be cleaned, A sense of being lost rises, And torments your very core, For now you are the criminal, In a crime of passion. Here's the link:http://ask-crapplejack.tumblr.com/post/21169358709/i-it-happened-so-fast

@Sublime Nice, and it's cool to see the old Epsilon avitar. @Spike Try harder, DAMMIT! To feel the pounding all around, Great explosions following your every move, To know that every person will not hesitate, To kill You, It is a frightening feeling assured, But to kill under such stress, With the simple pull of a trigger, Is merely instinct. But to feel anger and hatred within your soul, And to rip and tear with one's own hands, To hear the screams of terror and agony, As flesh is torn from flesh, Is a horror all it's own. One soul cannot bear the burden, Of another's life. So to wake up from a fit of rage, And find yourself with bloodied hands, Knowing that your life is stained, With evil wine that can't be cleaned, A sense of being lost rises, And torments your very core, For now you are the criminal, In a crime of passion.

Lol, BACK ON TOPIC.

I didn't give him the key yet. I was telling him I would give it to him once my Birthday came (24th). I think where I got scammed though was when he told me it was Festive as well, which it's not. So should I tell him this and see what happens? He's my friend on Steam at present.

NEED INTERPLANETARY TRANSPORTATION? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?

Frankly, that's even worse. I can't multitask worth shit. I either wouldn't get my work done, as I'd be distracted by the reading, or I wouldn't even listen to the recording. It would become background noise and I wouldn't retain a word that was spoken to me. Basically, I used to have ADHD. It's under wraps enough now that it's not debilitating, but I can still be easily distracted.

I was half-expecting a shot of a horse pissing at the lemonade part...

^ Doubt it looks that good I sugared the shit out of some iced tea until it was oversaturated, then licked up the sweet, grainy muck that remained after such a refreshing drink.

Random pic of horseshit... just awesome.