Collective Foal

So, so, so jelly. My body just turned to 50% ground horse bones and hair and 50% water. That's how jelly I am. If they don't have a Bronypalooza next year, Ima kill some bitches...

Well aren't you a little firestarter, Miss Pinkamena? Anyways, I'm lying in bed, waiting for sleep to take me and make me its bitch.

Giant anal cavities make for great shelter when you're stranded in the Alps.

Read this Haiku I wrote: Boogers in my nose, Chickens dancing in my room, I can see your butt. (oh, and for those of you who post occasional haikus (you know who you are) you're doing it wrong. It's not a 5-5-5, it's a 5-7-5 structure. GAWL)

Trying out my brand new Logitech headphones.

zJv5qLsLYoo Five hours later, Fluttershy is my favorite pony again thanks to this: VXTpRK3Uhy8

mom lost the house keys, so I got to rip open a window screen and roll through the window like a mothafuckin ninja Baws

Well I'm not even gonna try that one for the competition since I know I'm gonna lose it. I laugh at the mere thought of people laughing and being told not to laugh makes me laugh more. But since it's a comedy the way you describe it I may just read it for the lulz. Yea, that's one of the main reasons why a lot of people at school are annoyed by me. I laugh when I don't even know what I'm laughing at, then I ask what the actual joke was. Just the sound of others laughing makes me smile and eventually laugh. Call me Pinkie Pie, but i've got a laughing problem. Edit: I didn't make it very far at all: "FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK!" I just lost it But after the first 2 chapters, I got used to it and didn't laugh at all. Oh and the grammar in the story was absolutely atrocious. It irritated me too much and ruined a lot of the funny parts.

(genre: Oh please, no more!) #2 My iPod denies its existence on FanFiction, so I listened to a reading. It was a little difficult but I made it through in pretty good shape. The sexual nature of the piece made the gory parts comical enough that I didn't have to extensively think about them and get myself squeamish. Plus, Sweetie Belle's moments of utter and absolute retardation ("I like to eat paste!") were too funny to let the torture get to me. So yea, not too many problems, and I finished it, so: Now what do I win?

See here's the thing. I AM going next year, because I'll have a license with no restrictions, I'll have graduated high school, and my parents will have NO hold on me. Fuck yea. But Pinkie, why must you make me laugh so hard? Oh, and Felix. That was really the easiest one yet. I actually searched around to make sure I had read the right one because it was too easy. I don't even understand why Mic The Microphone had such a hard time reading this... Oh, and here's a vid of the bronypalooza. And yes, that is Tara Strong on the left partying her ass off. kMBW34U8_7c

Still no dafuq reaction. I don't think you understand, Felix. A couple of my friends who Chan a lot and Username have driven any sense of dafuq clean out of me. I just laugh at what I'm reading. Really hard. Except at this part. T'was very sad: Derpy’s eyes began to water as she sat heavily on her haunches, staring after Rainbow Dash. “But… I’m your friend too” she whispered sadly.

Guille's theme + Landmine commercial. It still goes with everything.

I made it about halfway through, but I just lost it at this point: “Hey, everybody!” Snips screeched out in his broken, high pitched voice. “The whole town is raping the shit out of Fluttershy!” Then Pinkie Pie and Celestia's appearances were hilarious. This wasn't "the fuck" to me, it was just funny as hell.

Name it. I'll read it. I wanna see how bad this is.

Dude, why would you willingly give your friend money. That's the most one-Sided bet in history. Personally, I'm squeamish as balls, so shit like that makes me woozy. Hell, we were watching drug vies in Health class and there were meth addicts who had scabies and I passed out when I tried to go out in the hall for fresh air (part of it had to do with my blood sugar, but still.) I couldn't read the first 5 paragraphs of Cupcakes before closing the window, going to the bathroom and standing over the toilet for 3 minutes to make sure I didn't puke. Yea, it's that bad.

Speaking of Rewarding Actions, I'm about to bust my ass for like the 5th day in a row today. Thus, I shall be returned my tablet and be quite the happy camper.

Pull a Shrodinger on that mothafucka. I personally hate most cats. They keep on proving to me that they're just furry balls of hate.

Yea, his old name, which I won't disclose for his own security concerns, was very, very white. Sadly, I can't find anymore new photos of me that have been uploaded on the Internet, so here's a picture of my best friend for the Past month (I've been planting a lot of flowers)

That ending was fucking hilarious. The animations are rough, but what would you expect from something that's been out for just 3 days.

Maybe. But if you play "Land Down Under" while playing Saxton Hale Mod, you should be okay. On the premise of the video, Valve released Meet the Heavy to all people who downloaded the beta so they could have something to expand from. This vid is just funny, mainly because of the Dapper Topper on the bullet and the massive pile of all things hatly on his his head.

I wouldn't mind chaining it back either. Sadly, I made that decision and the ship has sailed.

I did know that much, partly because of my friends making fun of the whole mouth sync thing, and partly because of Japanese Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon Cards.

Yup, and as an added plus, my old cargo shorts from my chubby winter days are starting to get very loose around the waist.