Collective Foal

Fucking... It was Three Little Birds by Bob Marley... rmHAqgAFt6E Bout 5 hours later, don't you hate songs that really aren't that great but they're catchy like Gonherrhea? GtGNywkxw2U

I KNEW IT! Ponies are the supreme overlords of all universal order and creation. Bow down to your overlord, the TIMEHORSE, FELIX!

Ever have chocolate coffee? No, not mocha, it's coffee beans and caocao beans ground and mixed together. Holy hell, that was the best cup of coffee ever. And I hate coffee, though I do like eating coffee beans. On the pony note, I like the videos, but I feel like the animations people make are too blocky and jumping, and the lighting on their faces is so pixelated, it's ridiculous. But it's a good start.

It's too damn hot ouside. I'm sitting on the couch waiting for something to happen...

Fucking mole crickets. They're the one thing i refused to catch when I got Animal Crossing for the Wii.

And then if you get too close to their hiding spot, they scramble out and scare the fuck out of you. It's one of those bugs that's so disgusting that you don't even want to make your shoe experience the horror of touching it.

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It's morning, yay! Everybody look at my best friend for the day: He enjoys cooked meals and long walks on the beach. Hobbies include KILLING EVERY UGLY LITTLE FUCKER ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET and collecting bottlecaps.

You think I'm paranoid? Look at me! Do I look paranoid to you?!

I don't really watch SciFi. But it's time for me to look at positives. I just found a shitload of Camel Crickets in my basement (That was psychologically stressed brain talking, there were like 6, which is still too many.) AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT HORNETS!

LOOK AT THESE CREEPY FUCKERS! They're nesting in my basement! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BASTARDS!!!

What the actual fuck.

Here's something 10 times scarier than Slender. I just found this fucker inside my closet: I'm sleeping downstairs, tonight!

Don't just watch the first episode. It's a little slow due to character introductory. It's always best to watch 16, 25, 4, 6, and whatever number "Green Isn't Your Color" is. They focus on the individual characters much better. Also good to watch the collective Mane 6 eps, like Dragonshy and the Season 1 finale. I feel that In Season 2, one must already enjoy the show to appreciate most episodes, as a lot of them seemed to be slightly more tailored towards bronies. However, the Season 2 openers and finale are phenomenal.[/scienceofmakingbronies] Yeah, that system has only failed once, and that was on my best friend, who likes Adventure Time, so it's cool. He even made a remark today about how he wishes the AT fanbase made all the music that ours did. And he has a point, I wouldn't mind some fanmade Adventure Time music...

That commercial was boring, stupid, and I'm not even sure what exactly it was trying to say/do...

i second Felix's statement. I miss his input, even when he started getting innapropriate and stuff, you just had to put up with it until it subsided. A quick PM usually settled him down, too. I don't like that he got banned, but rules is rules, I guess. On another note, why has it taken me 3 days to watch Ponies: The anthology 1+2. They're only an hour and a half collectively, so why must my parents make it impossible for me to watch the whole thing? Oh, and Chuck. Did your PMV or Ponies: The Anthology 2 come out first. Just wondering because end credits are same song and design, but diff. Pics and credits.

Funny how almost all stereotypes apply to less than 10% of the demographic they target. (Except blacks and KFC. I mean, everybody likes KFC, so blacks shouldn't be an exceptions. On topic: Got back from trip to OCEAN CITY, MD (Not Rehoboth), counted at least 14 girls either double-taking or checking me out and 3 compliments on my "Keep Calm and Eat Muffins" shirt, 2 of those ending in brofists. So yea, swag.

Shaking my head at Weeby thinking he's a hipster... such a dork.

How are Scouts easier than Soldiers. With soldiers, rocket reflects decimate in two hits. Scouts just have to keep a distance and pester the fuck out of you until you die. Now on a pub, when the Scout is distracted by something else, you can kill him in about a second. I'm also pretty good at battling enemy Pyros. He always tries to dodge around you and circle you while flaming, but if you sweep him and lead him just a bit, your weapon lands its mark a lot more than his. So all it takes is tracking and you can easily kill other Pyros, just look out for the shotgun bastards.

Welp... That soldier must've been pissed.

When you've been here as long as me, it starts to become an underlying subconscious thought, so you really just do it all the time, but don't realize it unless you focus on it. Otherwise, I'm waiting for these parents of mine to feed my ass.

The only positives of New Jersey are the low gas prices. That's really its only justification in being a civilized place. There are some pretty parts of the state, but that's still a very small portion compared to all the disgusting factories and pollution. And don't forget all the friggin guidos...

woke up to find out we're going to Rehoboth for the day, which gives me mixed emotions. I like the Boardwalk and all, but Rehoboth is known for a very large amount of homosexuals. Now you all know I'm not a homophobe, but when reports of male on male "rape" are frequent, I get a little nervous. See, Delaware's guidlines for confirming rape are if a man makes any indentation into a woman's body with a part of his body. So, male on male, female on female, and female on male rape technically don't exist, and you only have to poke a woman against her cknsent for it to be rape. So yea, Delaware's law making system is retarded and I always feel a little bit uneasy down in Rehoboth. But whatever, let's do it.

My sister has her birthday on Friday the 13th every once in a while (January)

No, I made it obvious by practically saying "I'm being sarcastic" at the end of the comment. I mean, I commented on one of Shibby2142's videos because he used PewDiePie's opening. Even he realized I was joking around and he was joking right back. Yet some people are too stupid to realize it when he, the most likely person to be offended, is completely chill about it. I love individual humans, mainly because the ones you don't like can be easily molded with a little persuaion and intimidation, but as a group, they're just idiots with the force of a tank.