Collective Foal

I don't think you're understanding my point, as you are currently using your vocabulary to contrast to my more pragmatic word choice, seemingly to make me appear more barbaric and lacking in class. I am not saying that you beat someone up because they verbally challenge you. My policy is to never deliver the first punch. Always be the second to start and the first to finish. If somebody walks up to me and pushes me just for the hell of it, I will NOT let him step all over me. I am not a doormat. I will fight back with equal force (a shove). If he escalates, I escalate as well. If somebody aggresses towards me, I have every right to stand up for myself. If somebody hits me and I don't respond, I would think poorly of myself for letting another person asserrt their dominance upon me and for not retaliating.

Discovered a new Tf2 mod called VS Ponyville. It's like saxton hale, but with pony bosses that have different specialties. Twilight: Magical Explosion Applejack: Spooks Everyone in the area Fluttershy: Freezes eveyone for 2-3 seconds Rarity: Disguises as friendlies Rainbow Dash: Flies above map and sonic rainbooms Pinkie: Covers screen with pictures of Pinkie, rendering it impossible to see. Vinyl Scratch: Everyone taunts thrice. Trixie: Shielded from damage

Can't watch because Steve Jobs. I'm the opposite. I argue better in text. And not so much because I have more time to think, but because the pressure isn't on me personally and the pen and paper serve as a stress barrier. In person, I always forget what I wanted to say and stutter and mispeak.

Musical Jokes, fucking lol.

I don't exactly follow. By challenge to my strength, I don't mean I'm testing myself by beating the snot out of him. I mean that I'm defending my self-respect and honor, as it were, as well as my physical well-being. A fight isn't simply a physical battle, it is an intellectual battle determining Alpha from Omega, Man from Boy, Pornstar from Just a man with a large dick... wait, what?

Oh, you thought I was serious? I was just being a devil's advocate there. Rarity's not terrible, she's just not my favorite. But I love arguing. It brings out my finest skills in using language to my advantage.

Eyyup. I like how Pinkie started it and I suddenly developed a set of rules... THE TIME HAS COME TO BEAT THE GOOSE, MY BIG TOENAIL, BEST CAKE ON MONDAYS, I USED TO PONDER OF LINGUISTIC NOUNS, THIS BLACK CHICK'S TONGUE (+rep for first person who gets why I put the last line)

She definitely isn't the rabbit's bitch, she's timid by nature, and she's brave when it counts (Verbally assaulting the Dragon, Just barely getting the wingpower to funnel out the water.) Being timid only when nothing big is at stake is not a major flaw. Ostricizing your sister and half-assing your friend's birthday dress (and even trying to skip out on her birthday) so you can promote yourself for your own benfit are, however, rather large, gaping, friendship breaking flaws.

Not quite, you have to mix and match from different songs, don't try to rhyme, and end it with a random, but notable, spoken line. THREE MONTHS OF RAGING BONERS, WITH COOLNESS THAT DEVOURS BANANAS, BRINGING HOME THE GANDALF HATS, IT NEEDS TO BE ABOUT 86% MADDER!

Charisma? She has the manipulative control of a baby dragon. WHOOPDEEDOO! The only reason everyone liked her in Sweet and Elite is because Fancy Pants, a true gentleman, gave his recommendation to her because he saw she was trying to get her wingless ass off the ground. Talent? Sure, she has a talent for creating superficial, materialistic things that I can't even understand why people care about them. Class? There's a difference between being classy (Being a presentable person who does their best to not offend others and refutes violence for a more verbal way of solving arguments) and being a total diva (having panic attacks over the most minor problems, locking yourself in your room and contemplating exile because of a failed fashion show, refusing to even get a well-manicured hoof dirty, accepting your sister's hate of you and not admitting to your own wrongs, thus pinning all blame on the sister who just wants to impress you and earn your love and time.) Now, I will give you Tabitha St. Germaine's voice. She is awesome. But otherwise...

My turn: WHAT IS THIS PEAR FILLED WITH SO MANY JEDI? LADY DOWN THERE, I CANNOT EXPRESS MY INCEST, SQUIRRELS WITH THEIR NUTS, AND TREES MAKING WAFFLES, WAAAAAAAAFFFLLLEESSSSSSS, YOU'RE GOING TO CHINA!

Well here's the thing. When a woman's coming at you, she's usually just angry and venting. When a man's coming at you, he's trying to rock your socks. While it is prejudiced to treat women as less threatening, and though some are more trained to fight than others, the majority of women are not as stron as the majority of men. This is a stastical fact. Therefore, retaliation towards a man will always be more violent and greater in force than retaliation towards a woman, at least for me. If a guy tries to fight me, that's a challenge to my strength and an attempt to seriously hurt me, so I'll fuck him up. If a woman is coming at me, I can't take it as seriously, quite frankly.

Your Duck Faces can't sway me! Let me revise that: I don't dislike Rarity, I just don't particularly like her.

A good chunk? Shit, that thing'll take you down to 20 if you don't have your HEV.

Here is my opinion: If a woman is being an absolute bitch, yell at her. Verbally assault her to get her to stop. Or, just walk away. If she's coming at you with no weapon, restrain her. If she's coming at you with any sort of weapon, use any force necessary to preserve your own health. In other words, fuck that bitch up if you have to.

Except Harold puts in too much Baking Soda and the dough ball blows up. I still remember this: Phoebe: What did you think T.S.P stood for? Harold: Uhhh, Ten Square Pounds? So hilarious.

My dogs just got their balls lopped off and now they're seriously drugged up with cones on theur heads. So cute.

Oh, that's hilarious. Rarity, a one-time villain. Considering how I dislike her, I find that hilarious.

My first taste of ponies wasa tually a Failbook blog in May of 2011, where some guy was explaining the show, and the characters, in great depth. I saw the Pony Fortress 2 servers about 3 months later and I had to check out the show at this point. The rest is history.

My sister, who is apparently an amazing baker, just made the richest chocolate cake with the richest mocha icing you've ever tasted. It's so good, but so hard to finish.

Sounds good. On-topic: Watching this after reading My Little Dashie. n7TLTjqUyog All my manly tears are gone.

Sounds good. Depends on when "tonight" is for you, though. Tonight is about an hour and fifteen minutes from right now (Look at timestamp).

Or he ate undercooked chicken/ raw eggs and a heavy piece of metal fell on his foot. I don't think bull-men give you chicken-related bacterial diseases. Just saying.

So let me get this straight. You have a broken foot AND salmonella poisoning. Dafuq man. Maybe it's karma to compensate for your new rig... Hope you feel better soon.

Chances are you slept on it wrong or you were PC gaming and got stiff neck. Crack your neck, do some neck rolls, have someone give you a massage. That'll probably make it better. If it doesn't, then you have herpes. Sorry.