Collective Foal

1. Thank you both. I think that might actually be relevant to my problem, Whooves. I love to hear about other peoples' problems (moreso that I can make them feel better by offering helpful words than feeling better about my life) that I tend to assume that all my other friends love to hear my problems as well, which is obviously wrong. 2. My mom took my Facebook password like a year ago and never gave it back 3. What I meant is we literally live isolated from most of the town. We're surrounded by some of the most dangerous highways in the state and I still can't drive alone (besides, driving with my dad has made me learn to hate it ) And believe me, I jump at the opportunity to do something with anyonr. We have a pool, so I can now invite the Sax section in Marching Band for a party. But yea, I have my venting phases where I just have to let of steam and I don't realize who's in the blast radius. Thank you both for offering up your souls to be tortured by my teenaged girl rants

Damn you Apple. Again your iPod's have tortured me with your lack of support for the most-used video playing software in the world!

That was actually, ironically, one of the things I was complaining about. My one nearby friend is socially uncomfortable and he can't handle those kinds of pressures that I throw on him when I talk to him. My other friends that I can talk to come and go quickly. They're usually seniors or they move or they turn into jerks. I know what youean and I do try, but best friends are hard to come by and with how superficial and cardboard cutout people at school are like, I can't find any decent people to talk to. See, right there, I feel like I was complaining a lot. I just don't know. I try to explain something and I go off on a tangent and become insufferable.

I'm tired of getting this kind of thing from everybody and I want to know how to fix it. Today, while on Skype, I started out talking to a group of friends. Then, everybody sort of went their seperate ways and I was kind of left there to myself. I just posted continuously into the chat because I was feeling low and wanted to see if someone came on and might try to cheer me up. I admit I do want attention from others a lot, but I feel it's not too much to ask when I live on a total social island. So after a long time of just me talking and talking and talking, another guy said this: Zach, I'm tired of watching this, and I'm just going to say it. I don't know you, but honestly, sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up. You're constantly whining and trying too hard to be cool. To be frank, it just feels like you're whoring for attention. People stopped caring a long time ago. So I want to know how I can do better about this. Things like the vent thread or journas don't help me at all because I know there's usually nobody at the other end. I understand that recieving negative messages for like a half hour will irritate someone. But I get all these thoughts in my head and I just feel like I have to share them with someone or I'll just explode. If you guys can help me out, that would be great.

@Shiny Wait... What? And no Felix, I don't want to go to the moon.

Yea, I'm sorry. Whatever. That argument was a piece of trash anyway. The wording was awful and I tried too hard to use crummy examples. I'm trying to say that I don't find it cowardly or sexist to not want to hit a woman. Is that too much to understand? I've had a rough night and everyone is upset with me in one way or another, so I'm done with the arguments. I'm obviously not a sexist asshole just because I don't want to hit a girl. I've only ever found comfort in women because they're the only people who care to show their emotions and listen to yours, so I can't really bring myself to hit a woman, even if she's a total bitch that doesn't deserve life. It's really not even an issue that should be this heavily debated. I gave my view, that's where I will always stand. No sense arguing over it, because it won't change.

Sorry, man. Like really. I've been having a rough night. My friends are pissed at me because I complain too much. It's hard for me not to just whine all the time, I guess. I rarely have anyone to talk to. I live on a social island, so I figured the people I met on FiMFiction and now talk to on Skype would let me talk about my problems and shit, but then, everyone gets tired of it eventually. So I'm really sorry if I put you through any discomfort at all. I shouldn't have been so insensitive about it. Next person bring this train wreck on topic please.

I'm pissing off Felix. He asked me why I could handle this necrophilic fanfiction (really disgusting by the way) and I told him it's because I'd seen Tubgirl. He asked me what that was, so I PM'd him the link and told him that it might not be a good idea to look at it, as it was extremely vulgar. So he does it, and now he's pissed off at me for it. Soooo, I'm having fun with it.

Oh, have you ever been to Golden Corral? They're pretty popular in Maryland. Apparently they have a Chocolate Fountain. Like a massive chocolate fountain. We were there one time and the plumbing for the fountain got clogged, so it began to overflow and they had to put it in a big plastic TUB to keep it from spilling onto the floor.

You know what's really good? Meat paste on crackers. Absolutely delicious. I mean look at this: Who woulda thought that a paste from the innards of an animal ciuld be so delicious. You know, the Navajo Indians, when one of their horses died, only the chieftan got to dine on the penis/ vaginal wall of the horse. It was a delicacy. They believed that if the chieftan ate it, it would bless him with greater potency and all his wives with greater fertility. Occasionally they would grind it into a PASTE with rocks and eat it raw.

Okay, fine, it's discrimination. It doesn't hurt anybody but yourself when you discriminate like that, but whatever, it's sexist. I'm a sexist pig who has no respect for women because I don't want to hit them under almost any circumstance. Almost any other group of people throughout history would tell you that's a noble perspective to have, but nope, now that women have been given social equality, it's also now tolerable to hit them. You know, that's what's wrong with society's progression. We're actually enticing violent behavior, if you've noticed. In older cultures, it was illegal (possibly punishable by death) to hit a woman other than your wife or daughter, because women were property back then, so if you married one or bore one, they were yours. So now that I've kept values that have held true for centuries in order to protect fellow humans, I'm sexist. That's nice to know. I knew this world was going to shit, but when you try to use factual definitions to manipulate one's rather noble set of views to be sexist and call him a coward, that just shows you how quickly this toilet flushes.

For the record, I told you that you didn't have to click on the link and that it was at your own risk. You have no right to be mad at me. And meat paste doesn't seem as bad anymore, now does it?

7/10 Eh... It's alright.

Banned because they can. You just have to put marionette strings on them.

Well then I must be a coward, because I'd never hit a woman unless she had the intent to kill me. That is how I WAS RAISED. it is NOT sexist, it is NOT cowardly. It is nature. Even if a woman was stronger than me and would best me in a physical fight, I would not hit her. I would let her beat me up. That is NOT cowardly in any way. Cowardice is when you run away from a fight or lie about something to make others suffer rather than yourself. Enduring physical pain because you are standing up for what you believe in is NOT cowardice. Thank you and good day.

OnscBhxSeCk I believe someone posted this before, but it always draws manly tears. For you guys. <3

^ Currently eating my own vomit.

10/10 Thanks ^-^

Mom's eating Tuna. I'm about to eat negative food. Can't stand the smell of Tuna...

Calhoun is amazing. "DO YOU HERE ANY ROFLCOPTERS SON?!" God, why is it that Canada's cartoons can't be as good as the actors they have and the web content they put out? (And I love the whole Canada vs. Mexico concept in that Field of Fire game; Found it hilarious) On-topic, went for a long walk. It is absolutely gorgeous outside. I mean maybe 82 degrees max, clear blue sky, slight breeze, and everybody's at work, so it's really quiet and peaceful.

Wish I had talent in that kind of stuff. Sadly, I'm talented in boring-ass science and somewhat good in writing. The only really artsy thing I do is play Saxophone pretty well. And how do I get YouTube famous off of that? I want to do visual stuff, but I suck at learning software and my drawing is metiocre at best. Dafuq man.

Yea, Rockstar Energy Drinks fucking suck. For whatever reason, they make me feel really depressed and moody.

Chocolate Cake. Moist as shit. Mocha Frosting. Sweetest shit you've ever tasted. God, my sister can bake.

Who needs a Batman that sounds Cockney when you have a Spiderman with a Yorkshire accent?

9/10 So deep.