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Banned for using the word coitus...

Banned because i'm pretty sure you guys have extremely organized stag parties when Admins/mods log off. then when we come back you delete the offending posts. that's the well organized part.

i'm glad i didn't get hit all too often. sometimes i wish we were using metal rounds because at least those doesn't get carried by the wind and us forced to curve the pellet like we were on fucking Wanted.

Banned because i'm going to learn how to hack just so i can put "Baby" by Justin Bieber playing in the background only hearable by yourself when you log on...that sounds...i need to talk to Nagisa! *runs off*

yea, one of my friends brought a damn auto pistol that shot metal rounds...needless to say we wouldn't let him use it. the funny thing was we were on the fence about it for awhile then he dropped the gun and pellets came out with the sound equal to a mach 2 fighter jet...fuck that!

Thinking to myself that Well, DaveD is an admin who is never online, so it's strange seeing hi- wait what the fuck?

well, i was in the guy's house pointing the gun at his head when he walked past, my other friend took the shot from a couple of yards away, granted it hurt like hell still. also my first time i got around 2 kills as well, would of had more if a guy who tagged along with us wasn't being a little bitch and pretending he didn't get hit.

WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU WEARING??!!

Banned because that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be...

i like trains...

Banned because i didn't even mention the security INSIDE my house, depends on what your idea of Home Alone/Saw traps are...

Banned for making me feel alot more secure about my decision to install a laser trip-mine field around my home.

Banned for hitting on me, again. Jk, jk.

Banned for User, Mod communication.

Banned for reading a PM.

Banned for bounce bounce bounce boun-wait what was i banning you for?

oh those are fun, except when someone brings a propane sniper's rifle and manages to shoot you in the hand when you're holding a gun up to someone's head and trying to take them hostage...good times.

How dare you not go over to "False Quotes" and do false quotes of Sublime making a fool of himself!

Banned for judging my gold subscription.

Banned because i just sent you a PM so fast it probably made your head spin!

Hey, that's good! i still really want to learn Italian, i just don't have the means to afford the materials. J.C gave me some good advice though.

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Banned for getting good in COD. (if you were a console player, i'd play you on live. also MW2)

Damn! well, i guess i can't top ya, dude!