Scorpia

Made a Deviant art that i may upload to regularly...

you should probably ask Ross to shave. seriously though, i just imagine he looks like House those few episodes where he shaved.

Banned because insurance sold at a stand that says "car inseranse" doesn't really qualify with the police.

Banned because i just had the most frustrating Kirby's Avalanche session in my life, and i'm deeply wondering of ways to get away with killing someone.

Thinking of getting into drawing. i haven't done it in awhile. i don't really know what my style is or what i really like to draw, hell if i find a medium i love i'll probably make a DA page, or just let my drawings rot in a notebook near my bed or something.

Portal 2

Banned because i did, though granted, the futurama one i didn't immediately catch what show it's from.

you used the heterograph for "won", buddy.

do you think tranquilizers will work on it? the fucker's got purple hair! i doubt it. well, it can speak too. quite finely i might add. lets just knock her out, i mean it's a goddamn unicorn for christ's sake! but dude, how can we kill it, look at it. it's big eyes. :3 No, i think that's just creepy, it's like a mutant cartoon baby. hey fuck you, Lenny. No, fuck you buddy! well, look i'm just not comfortable with killing her. what is she doing? making some jewel float.. wait! it can do that? we're taking it agreed. agreed. okay lets ge- how did she get behind us?! (all three scream and are never heard of again. moral of the story: don't fuck with Rarity when you're standing about three feet away from her...)

Writing my 4,900th post. Soon. -.- soon.

how the hell do you type? you have hooves...well not really hooves your legs just fucking end as some point...also you can grab stuff....and type!

oh good, i was going to embezzle from you anyway. i mean you can still take the partnership if you want, but be warned i'm going to rob your ass 10 years from now.

...well, how would you like to be the co-founder to Bill's Xbox space program?

Banned for overcompensating..."crying ain't manly", this isn't the stone age, bud. (i realize that may have been a joke, i react to joking with joking even harder.)

pretended to be a girl feeling pretty sure he was going to ask for sex, then hilarity ensued. Stranger: wanna play? You: of course, i love games. Stranger: m/f? You: f, you? Stranger: m You: really? okay, so what's the game? Stranger: roleplay? You: okay, you be pikachu, and i'll be ash ketchum, sound good? Stranger: bit weird? You: wait? i thought you wanted to go on a quest to be a pokemon master.... You: what did you mean role play? Stranger: sexy roleplay You: OH, so how does that work? which one is the girl? Stranger: what age are you? You: currently, i'm 19. not a lie too. :3 You: so, do you want to be the girl? Stranger: no i wanna be the one that fucks you You: a girl can fuck a guy, maybe you should go beyond your boundaries, take a chance, be a man. lol Stranger: do you wanna fuck me? You: nope, i'm content with fucking with you until you realize i've been a guy trolling you the whole time. ain't the internet fun?

Banned for assuming i have Char. limits. the text box sensed my emotion then let me continue. it was a beautiful, noble gesture, and you should've been there to see it...

Banned because no, i just cried for 20 minutes, just under the limit for how long a real man cries for(Damn.) and then wrote a 3 page long "angry"/"why won't you love me" letter...

Banned for telling J.C. who to ban, only i can do that, and all he tells me to do is to fuck off and die. so far the nicest one.

Banned because yes, but i'm doing it again this year.

Banned for suggesting that he Broke the topic's rule, and leaving out the paperwork about your complaint...we really don't take these things seriously unless you fill out the paperwork.

Banned for being condescending to Twilight Sparkle.

Neither do i. i know it has nothing to do with throwing the Xbox against a wall using a metal bat. i had to learn that the hard way...

Can't really drive anywhere because of all the snow. well, not anywhere where i could safely drive over 20mph the whole way there... also i'm eating a hot pocket.

Really too bad that the source engine isn't made for this kind of thing. Valve takes forever on a video game and they have an entire staff! with you working on it and a few helpers i'm really surprised you haven't killed the patrons of Mcdonalds with a pick ax. (then again you aren't even making a video game, but still the amount of work it takes is incredible.)

Kirk has a point, as long as you sell the shirt as if you're not ashamed of it then unless you're wearing a rubber suit or something (not a scrubs reference. shut up, Kirk.) people will think you're badass. thinking of going to bed sometime this week...