Scorpia

9/10, a bit long, but it's still pretty funny.

Black boxers Stainless steel ring with knives around the band(i never take it off, just assume i'm wearing it from now on.) glasses nothing else.

be sniping in COD landing every shot, feeling pretty boss-like i see an enemy look at me i dust his ass i'm happy feels good, man all of a sudden i see a fucking launched grenade hurtling at my face it's from the guy i just shot...

...what the fuck? i-i think Felix is winning so far...

Banned because i never make those...ever. honest. i wouldn't lie to you.

Banned because penis. that is all.

Banned because i could easily make your day by saying blatantly sexual things to you in the hopes that it will make you laugh...

Banned because i was hoping somebody would catch that. day made.

Banned for telling me hoew to doo my jaowb!

banned for not explaining what has happened because i no longer remember what happened that you think happened or whether or not it actually happened...happened.

Banned because if i do not acknowledge it then therefore if didn't happen. that's how my memory needs to file it. same goes to you Psycho, it didn't happen...

banned because my self preservation region of the cortex takes over every time i try to hit that ban button, sorry but my natural defense mechanism is making that request impossible. oh well.

yup, that rule is semi-failing due to john being 6'4" and weighing 300 lbs...can i factor in the variable that i was holding a steel chair at the time? XD

BILL! Erm...i didn't wanna be left out...

if you can get in my house, past my mom who sleeps on the couch, my sister, and then finally get past my locked door without waking me up(mind you "light sleeper" doesn't quite say it.) then by all means you deserve to cut off my tongue with a weed whacker. anyway, me buying a tommy gun aside, i'm counting the money in my wallet to figure out how much i spent last night.

Banned because it will only be special and memorable when i build up my psyche to it's maximum, then go on a killing spree. that's the natural way J.C., that's the natural way.

music listening session involving my playlist of songs that my sister doesn't even remotely like...the day i give a shit what she thinks i'll stick my tongue in a weed whacker...

Banned for attributing to the ever growing reason why i will some day go to jail for a mass murder.

Adidas Sleeveless shirt, jeans, this awesome belt, A stainless steel ring with knives along the band, extremely comfortable hiking boots, and glasses.

Seriously wondering when the hell was there a Bronycon??

bluesenate or W. Ludwick make sure i know who you are before you add me.

if you think that 7 years of bad luck is too much for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom! just sayin'

damn right you do, but god help me i'm not going to be the one to give it to ya you hilarious bastard.

is reality a top or a bottom? i feel like the answer to that is some sort of Psychological thing. WHY? XD

@Fluttershy: yea, more often than not. the only challenge is to not let things like that take you down. i'm not going to tell you your life is fine and blatantly disrespect what you feel by sugar coating things i don't understand. all i can tell you is that to still have hope for a silver lining somewhere. and not believe that you were set-up to fail.