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Banned for living in a Milky Way candy bar...is it delicious at least?

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Banned because viruses aren't communicable through the world wide web, sir... i know it was an Oxymoron(i think). no need to point it out.

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Oh, that bad huh? shit i didn't think when i came to visit you you'd be in this bad of shape...look i left a package for you on your desk. it should help you feel better...in the meantime i gotta go get the biplane from that merchant we kidnapped last spring...you think he still remembers you? you burned him up with cigarettes pretty good. XD well, i'll leave you to your package. something told me you liked the S&W 500 magnum.

Hey, Pinkie. how're you doing?

All brought to you in no particular order. but if i had to choose? I'd say Abe. Kratos. God of war 1-3 Love me or hate me i thought soap Mctavish(modern warfare 2) was pretty badass. Marcus Fenix. Gears of war series. Because...no real explanation needed. Samus Aran. Metroid series. gotta love her Agent 47. He's a goddamn assassin. Ryu hayabusa. i loved him in DOA 3. Abe from Abe's Oddysee. this green bastard brings back alot of nostalgia.

Banned because i woke up with a headache.

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Man! i feel like i just slept on a spike bed with sumo wrestlers practicing on me...

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i'm not seeing anything good from keeping this thread alive. i'm killing it.

...it's cooler? combined with red makes it better!

Banned because he could've used a worse meme.

i Can't see ABG's Avvy...

Gee thanks, Jek.

Banned because one can dream. lol

yea, i once said my sister was acting like a jerk, she got it in her head that i called her a bitch...that's exactly what i freaking meant, but she still shouldn't assume shit! XD funny how they(sisters) can turn things around, huh? but yea, i got crazy sister stories of myself, just gotta remember the details. we've been...ugh... getting along lately.

Happy birthday btw.

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guys, i could use some fooder-foodie-foodery...PEPSI!!

i gotta cross a mine field to get to work, the security gate keeper is a fucking loan shark who likes to speak in riddles and won't let me pass until i decipher 6 of them, myself and my co-workers wear a bomb vest in case one of us has a dissenting opinion, my computer will explode once i reach a typing speed of 70 words a minute then fall below it(speed joke). we have self-radiating toilets, our boss gives us Heroine so we'll be dependent on him, and we gotta watch a live sacrifice of this cute little baby ferret once a day to remind us how much worse it could be... i don't have a job, Random is always the answer!!

dude, with your avvy i can't help but read all you say as if you're depressed or disappointed...oh well, i'll just focus on context!

Monday's worse...