Scorpia

Ross, i'll Volunteer for that, i have enough time to. just PM me with exactly what you want me to do, and i'll see to it.

Alright, i concede. THAT was good! +rep.

Feeling happy that I've been counterfeiting 100s of dollar bills for 15 years...(you see what you do, Alyxx? ) if that's true, Axel, then i guess that makes his joke 10x funnier.

Bring it! 'inspirational' is my middle name! >

*looks at chuck's speech* challenge accepted! by not doing this you're failing all of us who can't give oral presentations, do you think we'd like to bask in the glow of peer of approval(and maybe a random thong)? of course we do! do you think we wanna feel the bored applause of an impatient class as they wait for some jackass to finish his speech so they can get to lunch early?? of course we do! be brave for all of us who can't control a class' sanity at will, think about it! you can speak in complete monotone and bore the living shit out of people (awesome.) you can also be funny and make a class laugh with you! (cool.) it's all you! you have the paper! you have the opportunity! you have the pedestal! now make me proud, Zach! yea, what's up, Chuck!?

Feeling pissed because my $20,000 elf didn't effectively kill this random woman's internet...

sWS-FoXbjVI

Banned for having a still avatar. ;D

*you're DUTCH...and btw, please edit that. we don't want people to think you're serious...

yea, i can't explain what's happening in that picture...

it's safe to say he lives in the Netherlands at least. listening to music.

Who's Ross? i'm pretty sure Ross played the shadow guy in one episode...or wait...he played as the houndeye!! no, that's not right either...he plays Dave. yup, nailed it. also you should at least fix the link to the halloween safety video, Ross.

... *looks below. ... Great accuracy, Ross. anyway, i voted Subtitles. for obvious reasons...and i'm from the future and i'm here to tell you to take up smoking. in doing so you'll drop a smoke one day and cut a trip wire to a claymore, saving your life. glad i could help.

when i woke up this morning i go to put on my glasses to find that my lens popped out, so i looked for it for an hour and a half like i was fucking *Velma to find it was in plain sight on the table in front of me. (i'm near sighted, so not like i could've seen it anyway) i guess when you look for that stuff you always expect it to land on the floor. XD *character from Scooby Doo, how dare you probably not know that!

Not sure, i needed a closure to finish the whole "i'm giving you an awesome word" thing, and that fit. :/

"animosity" is a good one. i'm not trying to be an asshole, but i think you'd enjoy that word. sorry for going off topic. anyway, if you do leave man, then i'm sorry you had a bad run. hope the next forum you patron loves you.

well, if i'm watching porn, can I explain in explicit detail what i'm watching and what i'm doing while watching it? i'm joking. i'm watching music videos, specifically Metallica.

been a nice run, bud. see ya.

Gmod

which world? i mean i got the one a few solar systems over...only one planet there. little fuckers couldn't get the concept of a rock much less the concept of the guy next to him being an asshole... but what can ya do? :/

Banned because i missed a few pages of this thing...

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Banned because somebody legally changed your name to "gumball pepper". i don't know why. :/

error 445: some asshole wired C4 to your escape key. ;D

here's an 8 cylinder "X" engine i built in Gmod.