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Thank you.

Thanks, Sin. I appreciate it.

not only do we look like each other, Dash, but we also share a birthday? seriously? are you my brother or something?

Flaying knife??? LOL Silly Bill! Learn about food before you say dumb things that make me laugh at you. It's called a FILLETING KNIFE... stupid. Filleting is for fish, man. Flaying is removing the skin from an aminal or a human(usually as torture), granted, whooves is alive, but it still works. . Proof: http://www.trocadero.com/williamcozart/items/687573/item687573store.html Silly Zach! Trying to out-smartass me! ^^

Banned because this organization holds no sympathetic regard toward Nazis, fascists, or other neo-political parties, past or present. While this may be classified as a banishment with no repercussion on your part, you should still feel very much so like this isn't all that we're going to do to you. i.e. a large Russian man is going to ruin your shit with a baseball bat. If you would like to challenge this process, please send an email to your available admin and pay off what we already paid the Russian man. thank you for your attribution to this forum, The AF staff.

May I inquire as to where you hold your presence? - Seriously, i knew the rollercoaster was badass, but I didn't think it was actually going to go off track after the loop!

My twin and I tell each other that we're Gorgeous all the time(we're both men). everyday for no particular reason. it boosts our self esteem, and it's totally not gay...it's actually more like masturbation. ... What?

*2 hours later* aaand done! you might wanna have a cashier or someone help you with getting the ingredients...and don't lay down for 2 weeks...or bend in any direction....also i didn't clean the knife. okay! have a good one!

Okay, turn around, this is happening! *takes out flaying knife*

Apparently you haven't met my uncle...

They better be good pancakes or i'll carve a pancake recipe into your back! >

*sigh* i'll get the suction cups. -.-

No, the man law is walking in on him doing it, then walking away and not even bring it up in the next morning or ever... and NO, pinkie, just no!

Okay, everyone still in this thread i'm shooting you into the sun in 5 minutes. XD

I want some starbucks...

What's going to be the method of getting our lines to you if you do pick one of us? like are we gonna do a Teamspeak session, or just record our lines then send them to you? (this is pretty important information in my case.)

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Maybe we had it backwards. Ross doesn't get more views because of Machinima, Machinima gets more views because of Ross! Yeap, again proving my theory that Ross is awesome. Yea, I'm not a Grammar Nazi, but that's not how you spell the word "fact", Alyxx...

I just recently learned 5 languages; Italian, Russian, German, Japanese, and Bullshit...

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I couldn't even be mad at her, just the innocent expression she had on her face made me laugh.

My door was locked, i knocked 5 times. so i hiked to the side of my house then as i was scaling my home i had an epiphany...my mom was sitting on the couch near the door. why didn't she get up so i could get in? "because it's less funny that way." fucking troll mom.

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...well, um...people are just so damn normal, aren't they?! O.O