Scorpia

Hmm, I just realized that I don't have you on steam. I must've forgot to add you, I'll add bravetriforcer too while I'm at it.

Ah, well, I guess that it was just bad luck that you copied the link to Funnyjunk. :/

Hey, you go to Funnyjunk too, eh? i can't see the image. the admin there did something or other so that it won't link images. I guess he's worried about copyright or people stealing from his site, idk.

I won't need them. like i said, i'm going to play 1, I was just pointing out something pretty consistent. I figure there must be a REASON you live and breathe(sorry if i used the wrong form of this word, i'm tired and it doesn't look right either way.) these games. ... I kinda went against myself up there; I pride myself on being the "wait and see" guy not the "assumptive" guy. So yea, I shouldn't have assumed. i'll just play it and render my verdict.

What's Valve? (for the record, if you think i'm serious, i'm going to repeatedly punch your fists with my face...you heard me.)

I loved your Review, Alyxx. It was very to the point, had some comedy in there, and you sold the game very well. Enough so that it made me want the game even more than i did before mostly due to the character customization. Anyone who knows me well enough knows I'm a sucker for full character customization. well, that and Non-linear game play, and games that allow you to continue after beating the game instead of forcing a restart. I'm a bit worried though, usually with beginning titles the graphics and overall game play are sub-par, so I'm tempted to start at ME2. Now, wait, before Pinkie actually goes through with loading that pistol, i'm going to buy ME, i'm just saying i'm a little tempted to start at 2 due to past experiences...Hopefully that's not the case with this franchise.

Watching one of my favorite episodes of Scrubs because somebody was nice enough to put it on youtube. :3 tNKtZBvNjU4

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I6XLswqiX0s O hai i'm that guy built so fly in a silk bow tie don't know why i'm built so fly but i am, no lie oh my rolled by on a low ride Huffy sitting on the pegs, shelltoes puffy cuff rolled up to my calf class out the ass bad with the swag like buffy Gotta be the one to bite the bullet i'm sinner but i bet I coulda been a better man I wanna be zen. but I go sipping on some medicine instead of meditating but I get when i can I don't wanna wind up in the gutter with a bottle of malt- liquor, bitter cause i never got a call telling me that it's all figured out i'm sick of doubt but i'm looking at the wall part of me was hoping to be caught up in the moment and to be open to the good and the God in me but i got a labotomy and i get that I oughtta become a bit of an oddity when somebody gets offended by the thought of me who's he? you gotta be kidding me do me like Gabourey Sidibe if you see me with a chickadee no diggity it'll be giggity giggity giggity gonna send it like a letter from above with a woman that I love cause I get it like i live but if my baby's gay I'll say you go gay baby, work that crib! work that bib burp that kid screw po-lice flip that car i don't want a Jesus piece but i want a Reece's Piece and a Kit Kat Bar I want everybody focusing on getting me to Letterman to kick it for the betterment of innocent Americans who never want to settle for their pop Or not-- my bedroom rocks and the beat still knocks when I sort my socks i'm five foot eleven of sex from the tip of my head to my gorgeous knees

Banned because i'm starting to see a gun somewhere in your avatar...(overused joke, shut up. lol)

Some habits are hard to break, broski.

*you're intruding. sorry, i didn't catch that when i typed it.

I don't know, I used to log on, but then I got tired of nobody chatting with me(i can only use Steam for chatting and Gmod cause of my computer.) Except for you, Tyler, and Occasionally others, but it gets tiring taking the initiative to chat with people, then feeling like your intruding. So i stopped bothering.

And not a fuck was given that day you know, you may have hurt my feelings. I work very hard to make sure everything i say interests you! I spent my entire last year of my life researching ways to create relevant points that will make you think i'm interesting! and for you to just turn around and say that...I...*cries* Anyway, I love cheese fries. they are the greatest thing right next to bottled coffee.

I may love you.

Some weird and nice things? In America(or at least around where i live) you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who knows an additional language. It's like communication isn't important to them at all(weird, right?). I have one friend who knows 5 languages, he even taught me a few Russian words. he's also sorta paranoid so he won't tell me the other ones he knows(something about never letting anyone too close to your personal life. i think he was a hitman, i don't know). I'm trying to learn Italian, All I need is some sort of reliable source that will teach me Italian with a Florence accent. eventually i'd like to know German, and enough Spanish to have a polite hour-long conversation with anyone from there(without being called a Gringo 5 minutes in. ) Well, that's something weird, something nice about it? nothing really. it seems to be a mandatory language for everyone. people here are impressed if you use big words, and it's very often that i have to "dumb down" my sentences lest i be called either a Smartass, or an English professor in a derogatory manner. It pisses me off that people are so uneducated that they actually get pissed when I use words I use in everyday speech. Even when the "easier way" may take 5 times longer than my "difficult way". /rant

(i'd do that exact pose and change in those clothes instantly.) Or sing this song at least once: GI6CfKcMhjY you're playing a game (if it's pinkie who replies, it's Mass effect.) and the cat you now own is in heat, starts cuddling up to your xbox that's upright, and knocks it over before you beat it.

Banned because Pinkie stole the thing that i would've said, but decided not to say.

you're seeing a band in concert, they ask you to come up on stage and sing your favorite song by them because the singer needs to rest his voice. (in this scenario, you can sing. or at least you can sing this particular song.)

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Also Random, you're offline on steam. i don't think I've seen you offline since I've known you...

You know, Alyxx, you should really think about getting into PC gaming.

I recorded myself singing a song, and i'm currently messing with the audio to multiply my voice, echo it, and change the pitch a bit so it sounds like a choir. (they do the same thing in the original song, though they might be using an actual choir.) the song/part i'm covering right now:

Pretty much by every definition. 1. I'm a man of the people. 2. things you won't understand or want to hear about till you're 40. 3. Closures are difficult to think of, and that guy who says 3 makes a complete list needs to be punched in the throat... this answer describes pretty much everything I do. not sure if you meant this in a platonic way. Either way, love you too. Finally, Banned because what the fuck have I missed?

this seems effectively resolved. Locked.