Scorpia

Yeap, pretty much the guy is telling some other dude that he's going to have sex with him without lubrication. (btw, that's the cleanest way I can word that.)

Banned for a Freeman quote in your signature. *innocent whistling*...

if by "winds of change" you mean a studio ambiance fan you rented from a costco, I look at your invoices, great way to stay ahead of you. Also the T-shirt is 1 size too small. the cookie fairies are pretty impressive, but after i get the embezzling ring finished i'll be able to afford the void into the readers hopes and dreams.

If you turn this into a "who'll be a life-long fan longer" competition i'll be happy to oblige you. Anyway, I've never donated myself, mostly due to bills being a pain in the ass and never really having any spare cash. :/

dude, my brochures are hand delivered by a dancing midget with a green beard and a mohawk, i'll be jelly once you can top that.

Yea, you've probably the heard the whole "allow donators to see your videos before anyone else" thing, huh?

Banned for asking me to.

did you mean to make me laugh with that last comment? either way, yea, i'll find a post by J.C. (to everyone else: that proposal still stands. I still have 103 rep points.)

Somebody say something to make me laugh, I feel like giving a rep point away for some reason. (also if you don't want a rep point, just suggest somebody i should give one to.)

@BTG: Fair enough, 5 hour energy doesn't really do anything to me also. i think it's a rip-off because of that... i found this pretty funny. Btw, don't read this if you don't like dirty jokes...

observing my grandma's Parrot dancing to For Whom The Bell Tolls...

*tear in eye* that was fuckin' beautiful, man!

*cough* Anyway, I'm still a guy..i'm pretty sure i'm a guy. I could give you a long list of stereotypes that prove i'm a guy, but i'm too lazy to think of any.

Banned because I didn't say it was something he did, I was responding to the last post on the last page.

@Rusty: Do you have any idea why that is? or is it just the way your body recycles energy?

Banned because i almost banned you for something on the last page.

Stop! You will create philosopher's stone, ya crazed scientist! fell asleep at 7 am, there was a period that i'm pretty sure i could see noise, and blinking wasn't exactly possible for longer than half a millisecond...It was awesome.

Banned for spelling out your name in some sort of retro way.

i thought the concept more than the execution would sell better. I didn't make it however, and i do agree, the composition is pretty basic.

I'm putting Red Bull in my coffee maker instead of water....wish me luck.

Challenge: don't fucking cry. worth+it+_4dae27b3ef5894273a3d1ca1a391c676.png[/attachment] It's too big, but it should still look decent scaled down.

Banned for agreeing with that sequence of words that, for some reason, seemed completely well thought out and intelligent.

Well, a little more goes into it than that, I mean, i'm pretty sure i could ban you if you said "I hate Ross' videos, and everything involving him." In which case if you said that, then there's really no point in being allowed here. banned for making me say that awful sentence up there.

Make his fight on the hills in the early day Constant chill deep inside Shouting gun on they run through the endless gray On they fight for their right, yes, but who's to say? For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know [incomprehensible] wounds test their pride Men of five, still alive through the raging glow Gone insane from the pain and they surely know For whom the bell tolls Time marches on For whom the bell tolls Take a look to the sky just before you die It is the last time he will Blackened roar, massive roar fills the crumbling sky Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry Stranger now are his eyes to this mystery He hears the silence so loud Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be Now they see what will be blinded eyes to see For whom the bell tolls Time marches on For whom the bell tolls

These generic Save-A-lot pizza rolls...they taste good, they just don't sit right half the time.