Scorpia

...I like making circular magnets go up and down pencils...i just wanted to nostalgia everyone for a minute.

Effectively killing a spam bot who probably only had an existing post for 3 seconds or less...i mean, victoreajackson21?...c'mon. Also, i'm feeling so tired. like the type of tired that i know that, once i fall asleep, i'm going to have the best damn sleep of my life. i'm also looking forward to my ridiculously comfy couch, and my exceedingly awesome comforter.

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Banned because i think you missed the Wheatley from portal 2 line.

Banned because i'm holding all the cards! All aces, unbeatable! i'd imagine. never actually played cards, meaning to learn.

Oh, i'd do him. i wasn't denying that, i was saying that i began the fedora look. I don't care who says otherwise.

Zach's got a good point...i'm just really confused about what's going on, but i'm pretty sure you may have caused it. BTW: fedoras are my thing...stop it...stop it.

Banned because dude, if you eat all those fucking apples you're going to get a wicked bad tummy ache.

@Alyxx: What are you getting on me for? No, i don't think all women are like that. I've never given anyone the mere implication that i'm sexist. I was simply saying women like that are giving a bad name for themselves and perpetually damaging men to thinking all women are like that. Edit: Thank you, Obsidian.

...honestly women like that are what's making me turn into a misogynist.

it's a known fact that if a person is wearing a zipped up trench coat, 78% of the time there's nothing worn underneath. and you're banned because that's your fault somehow.

Um...no. It's an abbreviation for "swagger". Which apparently is an abbreviation for lavish, Stylish, moronic, poser, and of course "I lack a vocabulary that isn't embellished in slang.". On topic: I'm making me some food. specifically cheeseburgers on a griddle.

"No, it's only tea, i promise."

Banned because i magically become a doctor when i put a "Dr. Fritters'" lab coat on. Kinda terrible that he's a diagnostician though...

I bought two Shirts from Rue 21.

I figured. XD

I say it's pretty good. like a 7/10. and if you want it as your avatar, then by all means, use it.

Yea, thanks, Whooves. I almost went an entire day without a dirty image in my head....

Hey, he chose to be the volunteer that i demonstrate the sexual advances people should watch out for! sure, it got a bit weird after the shoulder rubbing...and the sweet nothings i whispered to him where half of them i wasn't completely serious about. He still knew what he was getting into! Fucker still doesn't return my calls.

He wouldn't have missed it if he would've checked the damn email i sent him. and re-sent him, and re-sent him, and re-sent him- i couldn't have stressed more than i have on how important the email was.

...Chuck, I'm doing that from now on. also, the non-steam game thing isn't a bad idea as well.

Hmm, i don't see it. how does his rep fit him?

Banned because running out of Toilet paper at a friend's place is a horrible situation that i don't want to be a part of again.

Fuck you, Steam! quit making people appear offline when in all other appearances, they're not! i'm sick of restarting steam to remedy this. Jesus, Tech support guys, get your fucking shit together! plus, it's not a fun time when i'm seemingly ignoring everyone else!

Huh, i'm usually really paranoid about people asking about my security services, etc. So, with no offence intended, i'm not giving anyone a tailored guide to hacking my computer. (by the way, if i sound like a moron saying this and i really have nothing to worry about sharing this stuff, then let me know.)