Scorpia

well first observing the type of zombies and type(s) of infection spread, if it happens to be airborne, but if im(and my friends are) somehow immune? awesome, step two may continue. if the zombies are fast types then i'll prepare a stockpile of fast weapons, easy reload, mostly likely automatic, accuracy is a must too. if they're slow, then shotguns, blunt objects, swords. okay the plan starts with me getting over the fact that this shit is happening, then immediately leave my house, if they're surrounding it, then requisition a propane tank, tie an alarm clock and rig a battery around it, (assuming noise attracts them) then set the alarm for ten minutes, i then find a fragile glass bottle, and duct tape it around the valve opening, making damn sure its airtight, then i dip a rag in kerosene after double checking for propane vapors and tie that around the glass bottle. i proceed to turn on the alarm, open the valve, light the rag, and chuck the rig from my room, the impact should break the bottle, or the pressure build up will, and the vapors will be exposed to the fire causing it to explode(assuming i can detour the fail-safes that ensure the opposite). while the zombies are distracted with being on fire, i make a get away in my car from my side window, the first place i go to is my friends Shane and Cory's house, Shane collects swords and various medieval armaments, and their dad owns a lot of guns (true fact) if either is a zombie, step 1: kill them brutally, step 2: miss them terribly, step 3: loot the damn place. if either is alive, great, decoys! joking, they're coming for the long run. in this scenario Shane and Cory are alive, their dads dead, sorry ken, you tried to eat me.... Shane being damn impressive with sword play he'll handle that, cory and myself, knowing how to shoot a gun, will handle that part. we proceed to ken's garage where he has several items a respectable mechanic should have; including a torch, several car parts, a dog, metal plating, etc. Cory being the prodigy behind mechanics and welding will cover his truck with steel plates, while me and Shane offer words of encouragement, and snickering comments on his plumber's crack. now once thats done, we pile in the truck, and argue about whose plan is most effective, we settle on Shane's cause he'd be paranoid enough to come up with a workable zombie plan i imagine. we just leave out the part on using his brother as food once we eventually do run out of provisions. we then travel to Jake's house, man power...important, decide which gun he isn't too frail to use, and teach him how to use it, after that reason with jake that we should see if his ex(and my good friend), Brandi is alive. step 1: observe that she's alive, step 2: calm her ass down, step 3: make sure she doesn't die (important!!). step4: make way to a grocery store. once we reach there, we smell the faint smell of someones loaded pants as a horde of zombies are covering the front. me, Cory, Brandi, jake (now dressed in borrowed pants), and shane, shoot anything we see(these are the slow types of zombies). groups alive, noones bit, we're lucky thus far. until we get inside, the food has been taken, except for some scraps, that wont last one of us an hour, we begrudgingly take what we can find, and get back on the road. the truck runs out of gas, Cory warned us about this, and we huff it on foot. we walk until a massive horde has appeared in front of a pile up of cars, the infected already turned, the immune, long been cannibalized upon. we kill what we can. the fight takes ten minutes, it ends, all of us standing, we think we're the luckiest sons of bitches on earth. until we notice Shane's arm. hes been bitten, not too deep, but bloods been drawn, and teeth marks are evident. we argue on him coming, staying, or dying. Brandi eventually reasons that there might be a chance it isn't spread through bites. so we take him, and cory keeps a gun on him, transformation can be instant to slow, so we cant be too sure. Shane begins to sweat and he feels really sick. we stop, i attempt to explain whats going to happen, he stops me, he knows, he accepts it. we decide who'll be the one to end him, we eventually decide on me. he sits down, kneeling upright i put his hand in mine, we speak at length about how its been a pleasure, and how sorry i am that it had to've been him, tears form in my eyes, i position my pistol under his chin, he nods his head, he begins to well up some tears also, total silence. a loud explosion is heard, a woman screams, a brother cries in agony, and a good friend is gone. ____________________________________________________ i know its supposed to be a plan, but i couldnt resist writing a story. im definitely gonna continue it i just want to leave you guys to your own imaginings for awhile if anyones interested enough let me know what you think. if tl;dr i understand. lol

i am, i expected a random explanation like "you need to pee in a frozen furnace on fire filled with waffles and when the waffles turn orange, then you'll know you're actually a male." you no fun ms. Thorne lol

i think i might be pregnant! i haven't menstruated in 19 years! help!

well said Alyxx. some artists or listeners will never grow up, or develop a broad range of music that doesn't give off a serial rapist/killer mentality. yea whatever though, people will buy, artist will be paid, and the travesties will continue. isnt the music industry fun?

i shamelessly collect hardcore porn clips and parade them on my desktop for my parents to appreciate...no but seriously though i collect cigarette packs. been doing so since my first pack when i was 16. edit: i also collect and own all the novels in the Alex Rider series by Anthony Horowitz, as well as the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson.

to brad: nah im not saying rap in all forms are bad namely gangsta rap, its mostly about (if not all about) sex, money, drugs, and sometimes shooting somebody...and the lifestyle they promote offends/disgusts me, but yea the songs conveying actual life stories and emotional times in their life i have no problem with. edit: artist like akon (in particular the song "sorry, blame it on me") and sometimes eminem (love the way you lie) do a decently good job of conveying that aforementioned message. i hate anyone using the word "retard" so im editing my first post.

damn j.c you're a sneaky bastard. lol

im listening to walk by pantera, nostalgia rocks!

Am i the only one that really hates lil wayne? im asking cause my sister is in this phase where she only listens to "gangsta" rap, and i wanna know if im justified in calling her a music illiterate dumbass...

yea thats probably a good idea, i really dont wanna explain the title to every 30 viewers. lol

http://www.youtube.com/user/willwatchtonsofvideo, in the profile pic the bottom right guy is me(from years ago), the girl is my best friend. it wont link for some reason just copy and paste. lol edit: thanks user

i love raiden, and i wish i had his abilities for a lot of reasons.

yea that's fair, just let me explain the title(its A True Half Life, pretty much meaning in of itself its not meant to be THE best), the "true" part is because since there are so many ways to die, so many threats, and pretty much constant danger, that gordon's life is pretty much a half-life. so i decided A True Half Life was a good compromise even though i did expect people to draw the same conclusion as you did. its just supposed to be a play on valve's title, i dont have any audacity to claim i can be better than Ross. if by some freak accident, great, but my goal is to just be productive. Edit: i'm also doing the same game as Ross because its the only "silent protagonist" game i have played and that i have much experience in, i've only played through HL2 once and the episodes were only played halfway through. edit 2: besides it's bullshit that people are comparing my series to Ross' work, when doing that will obviously make my show seem like shit, comparing jokes, execution, whatever. i know its unavoidable, But i wish it wasn't compared to FM in ANY way.

alright man im looking forward to it, and good luck down the road with that voice acting thing. me, im still working on my mind series despite getting a few negative comments, im hoping ill get better by at least episode 5, but idk. I probably made a bad move doing the same game as Ross and you know how passionate his fans are...

i dont know what overclock means but i dont think running it on minimum should be too much of a loss, the ram isnt going to be a problem, and i heard messing with laptops is a pain in the ass. yea i mostly wanted to know if the damn thing will run, im fairly confident now that it will, now i just need to read reviews to find out if its worth the money, thanks to all who replied.

i haven't watched your series yet cork, ill tell you what i think afterwords. besides i like getting inspiration for my mind series. edit: watched two episodes so far, too early to give a really good synopsis but so far i like it. unrelated can i call you Trudeau-Brown?

beef stroganoff, and pepsi.

the information that daniel needs: AMD ATHLON II p320 dual-core processor 2.10 ghz installed RAM: 3.00 GB (2.74 GB usable) system type: 64 bit operating system windows edition: windows 7 home premium copyright 2009 service pack 1 _________________________________________ Rusty's info: video card: ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4200 Series to thatsmartguy: it says it passes but just past minimum and a little under recommended. EDIT: i ran it on my desktop for shits and giggles, it failed. lol it could barely even perform the test.

i'm buying "flight simulator x" for my toshiba laptop, it has factory specs, will the game run right? is it a good game? any additional info, as always, ill appreciate. if you need any more info on the laptop though just tell me where to look for the info and ill tell you, i think its home premium? windows 7 os. i dont know i just want to know if the game will even run on this thing. p.s my desktop is a virus riddled stone-age antiquated pile of aluminum, so i doubt it'll even run the game. lol im hoping its a good game cause i have a large passion for flight, and i've heard good things so far. thanks guys.

for me this ps2 snowboarding racing game, i didnt like it till i earned my 4th pro snowboarder after about an hour.

hardest game i've played was sniper: ghost warrior, the reason was the enemy AI's difficulty ranged from easy as hell to so hard you're actually contemplating hacking the console(with nothing in between). usually it was in the same mission too, i kept it for a week.

canon rock by funtwo: an excellent gaming song imo.

It would be hilarious if they bleeped out naughty words in porn films. im pretty sure i've seen it before, but they did it to be funny, now if it was because they thought swearing was bad, then it would've been hilarious.

last games i played...portal 2, then cod modern warfare 2, not sure which i played first..

haha...troll logic im applying to butler community college in a few hours, majoring in criminal law, minoring in aeronautics. im planning to become a cop, then a pilot when i retire