Scorpia

Banned for issuing an ultimatum.

granted but Lazor is pissed that you fired the poor guy, so he comes back and stabs you. i wish facial hair on seemingly attractive women didn't exist. (if you corrupt it with disgusting amounts of pubic hair, ill come back and kill you. lol)

(to: username) hey now username macs are way better than PCs...i mean the compatibility, their ability to play games, that oh so awesome one mouse button.... see! another talent of mine, being moderately funny, while being egregiously full of shit! lol (to zak:) yet another dude lording his programming skills over me...IM JUST A MAN YOU KNOW! lol

ah! ha! i thought of more! im not sad! in modern warfare 2 i'm a damn good sniper. in high school English class was my thing because i can write a short story with little to no inspiration whatsoever...meaning essays was pretty easy, and the overall "english" part was easy in of itself. edit: oh and i was being taught to read when i was 2 and i was able to read complicated tech stuff by time i was 4. too bad i still cant understand it. lol

is it possible to rig some kind of full customization? like me being able to change the background color of the forum, text color, link colors, etc. and the changes only appearing for my profile?

well that's freaking sad i cant think of any...i guess i've mastered expert on guitar hero, i dabble in writing songs...i have a talent to make people laugh whenever i want to..

yea i figured. i was just thinking about how funny that'd be; mod: "i have deleted your post because you posted the same topic twice. Ross: uh yea, about that, I OWN THE FORUM! i dont know my thoughts get pretty random when im bored...

i wonder how pissed Ross would be if one of his mods deleted one of his post as a joke...

listening to the sweet sound of stirring Velveeta's shells and cheese. also accented by the slight growling in my stomach, and further complimented by some stupid soap opera my mother is watching

must be relaxing, are you an office worker?

we didnt own any, but yea propane rifles aren't as powerful as you'd think. edit: to BGT: really? then i confess nothing!

if you're covered in wax up to say your shoulders you'll die form asphyxiation, apparently there's (a) point(s) on your lower back that if covered you cannot breathe.

here's an odd fact, i do not like pork, it tastes disgusting to me.

if a human being runs faster than 23 miles an hour he'd rip his muscles from his bones.

i have a butterfly knife...and it fucking ROCKS!

agreed, ending this would be awesome, its isolating to beyond a joke.

Banned because you winked at me. lol

that's pretty damn funny; surrendering to a guy in a frilly pink dress. i had a similar event like that, it was an airsoft war hosted by my friend Andy, i end up getting sniped by a propane powered bolt action sniper rifle in the hand, had no use of that hand for a week. i had it good...though my other friend Dallas got shot above the eye with the same rifle...

Granted, but you no longer originate from Georgia, you're from Antarctica now. i wish people made better movies than they do these days.

STALKER! WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?! Banned for liking my name? O_o i read some old post (i think it was some "describe yourself" thread) recently. your name stuck out to me because to be honest i thought you were a woman. (misleading avatar man) Edit: here's that thread i saw your name on: viewtopic.php?f=15&t=813 banned for jumping to conclusions.

Granted, but all structures suitable for parkour has been secured with magic preventing parkour being done on them. I wish i was a well respected, and legendarily famous author.

effectively done Ty. also i'm attending a Motley Crue(sorry for misspelling) party at my friend's house, and im being challenged to wear a "cute" dress during the whole event. YAY for THAT! lol

honest mistake , thanks 61.you have a nerd-gasm when an interview comes out involving seeing Ross' face.

banned for being named "Ryan".

granted, but your mind breaks and you slip into a catatonic state. i wish i had infinite, free cell phone usage.