okay greek alphabet, here follows my synopsis of the show as i watch it:
1. they dont have hooves yet they make those noises whenever they walk/run...
2. im surprised that the ponies dont have the voices of prepubescent children, but rather grown up women...thats messed up lol...
3. horn glows whenever she does stuff
4. haha little dragon thingy fell on his face!
5.equestria..equastria...in kwestria...i dont know how in the hell thats spelled...that purple bastard(twilight sparkle?..) is clearly the leader though...
6. making friends is an important task i guess...
7. and shes terrible at it! lol
8.applejack....she works with apples...clever...you can stop shaking her damn hand now...
9. twilight's a bit sheltered as it seems...
10.blue guy jumped on a friggin cloud and dried her off...okay fuck you too physics.
11. rainbow dash is kinda of an arrogant douche...
12. rarity has an affinity for hair..spike has a hard-on for her...
13. yellow pony needs a damn backbone...
14. spikes gettin some tonight...
15. flutter shy...and she's shy...i don't know if that works...
16. pinky pie could use a bit more meth...
17. pouring a goblet of beer eh? lol
18. nope...it be hot sauce...damn..
19. well, twilight's a party pooper...
20. silly bastards horses don't lay on their backs!
21. pinky pie might be excited...i might be out of line with this assumption though...
22. celestia: dont show up; like a bowss!
23. rarity: state the obvious; like a bowss!
24. nightmare moon's a bitch...she hates the sun...pretty much a badass.
25. 1000 years? damn...she old!
26. like i said shes a badass.
end synopsis for episode 1...
begin for episode 2.
1.night time forever? oh teh noes!
2. "what are the elements of harmony?" damn good question dash..
3. and you don't know twilight? good thing pinky has ADHD...and twilight's an idiot
4. note to your future selves: buy sound proof glass.
5. pinky makes me feel smarter...i want a candy apple...i don't know why in the hell i like this show..it boggles my fucking mind...
6. these ponies are pussies...except for dash...ooh! nice going you've killed everyone!
7. nevermind..
8. what the fuck is that thing?
9. oh a montacore(?) that answers my question...
10. speaking up might be an awesome idea shy! again: backbone; you lack one
11. ya see? you see what speaking up does? you might of just gained a vertebrae...seriously a thorn? cough* cliche! cough*
12. stands up to a giant freaking lion thing, but is afraid of her own shadow...makes sense!
13. must! resist! sparkly ey-thorn's alive...its moon...
14. rarity! why aint you a pretentious little shit! lol
15. trees alive...pretty much screwed...
16. pinky is such a moron...and why in the hell did she burst into song?
17. okay at least they're aware shes singing...still unnecessary though...
18. laugh at trees= death...well that works. almost got logical on me for a second there...
19. what the hell did she just say?
20 do ponies even have the physical ability to laugh..nevermind i don't really care at this point. lol
21. dragon...balling about a mustache? let me say that again: a DRAGON is CRYING over a fucking MUSTACHE!
22. rarity seriously? "fabulosity?" aaaand cue illogical shit that fixes dragons mustache.
23. okay wasn't that bad...self sacrifice? and no one has the heart to tell him he looks like an idiot...
24. lol and dash makes a good point...seriously why am i still watching this show? and im laughing at it?
25. dash has wings duh...and he gets lured by moon.
26. message for the day: resist temptation. next lesson, glitter cupcakes and how not to choke upon them.
27. couldn't shy shit also fix the bridge? i spy a plot hole!
28. well twilight just got jacked...
29. she ain't kidding...
30. haha fail! no element for you.
31. fucking tired of being wrong! so there was a point to that side show stuff...and ironically moon caused it all.
32. shes gonna say spark of friendship.
33. or say the element of magic! im gonna stop predicting shit...
34. moon got owned...they get new bling...element of friendship? close enough...
35. ridiculous entrance...celestia's back....that's right bow bitches!
36. so she's princess luna, a purple adorable shit who's celestia's bitch. alright then...
37. *gasp* sister!
38. pinky's a dumbass still. luna's remorseful...way to spoil the moment asshole!
39. didn't expect a segway to a party...but that's pinky for ya...
40. alright celestia. we get it; you're graceful and majestic...now put your damn hoof down and stop waving your hair!
41. twilight gets to stay!? don't...fucking..cry!
42. pinky still giving sliiight hint she's excited...
43. this show is fucking awesome.
end for 2.
okay i know i said 3 episodes done tonight, but it's 6:42 here, i'm fucking tired...
but so far, i like the show, i seriously don't know why...i guess i can bad mouth the show if i want too now..but i cannot find a reason to do so... i'm not saying i'm a brony...but i can definitely see reasoning in it's disturbingly popular following. it's somewhat evil to be honest. lol