Scorpia

Hey, would you be mad if i posted in the name of your account and made you say horrible things? (btw, i'm not talking to anyone specific. just whomever answers)

I'm preparing an eagle's nest(sniper's nest) near where these people will be having a band bonding day...I'm trying to knock these people who make fries out of business by targeting their customers. So, if you like fries, god help you.

Nose fetish? well, that's a new one. I'm 20, and I've yet to hear about someone with a nose fetish.

@Goliath: Yup. It's posts have been deleted, so you may want to edit your post. maybe not, up to you.

You know csharlee i rember...remmemeber...you know what i'm trying to say, dammit. I...recall when you were a lad but 13...your mother and myself always told you to stay away from the toaster. but you always ignored us...thinking you were so superior! well! who's superior now? you! onstipulationilizing me! into letting you stay at my place! without rent!! when your home...stead...got repossessed! Iiiii think it's a fine idea, my boy! i want you...to stay with your parents...forever. Wellll, not forever...but until you decide...that...we are you creators...or...um, i lost my thought...thought train...Am...am i drunk? i rember i family of beers...they were nice people...and i killed them! *starts crying* i murdered them all!!! just because...i love you...almost like...a son. so! welcome home! i'll prepare the foodton...futen...FUTON! for you. and help yourself to anything in my fridge...but please! don't murder...any of my beers! i-i want them alive...for as looong as possible...until about 9PM...

It's alright, Jek. Thank you for fixing it.

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Well, yea, dude. after i found out who they were, I checked my caller ID logs(these guys kept re-directing to different recruiters) and they were all different numbers. once i got to the main guy, dean, whatever his douche, i looked up that number. So, I'm going to block the main one, and any recruiters as they come to me.

I just got a call from a college recruiter, they asked me for my general information eventually they gave me a contact number to reach them at. I googled the number and got this result http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-877-872-8869/2 Yea, the gist here is that they buy out dying colleges, keep the accreditation, and call uninformed students(like myself) to pitch them 'further education'. further education that will put me in debt for the rest of my life with degrees that will give me basically no real employment. oh, and they call constantly. despite you asking to be taken off of their call list. So, i'm not worried because i haven't signed up for anything yet. but these people will most likely give me calls for-freaking-ever. Has anyone ever run into people like this? you can read that entire thing if you want to know their full deal...and what i just roped myself into. luckily, the email i gave them was total bullshit, so at least they can't spam the shit outta me...

Oh, it's the least i can do, buddy.

Every other day I like to slowly rub my naked body all over with various creams and lotions whilst singing softly to myself as I progressively grow hotter and wetter... This is known in some circles as "taking a shower".

Basically stalking this new guy who's about to post in "other videos". i'm betting he's a spam bot. Edit: it is. Aaaand it's gone!

First of all: I didn't see that in the FAQ. Second, You really can't do anything without Machinima's permission. I'm going to explain how this works to the best that i understand it. Ross doesn't have full ownership of the videos; Once he submits them to Machinima, he doesn't have any sort of power in what happens to them. They hold the copyrights, sharing, commercializing, etc. even the one's you download from here are owned by them. (hence why the Machinima logo is preserved). So, what i'm saying is, Ross cannot give you permission to do this. Also, technically, you are within copyright infringement because you have the right to download them from here, watch them, make Ross sound like a chipmunk, etc. but not host them on youtube(that's what Non-commercializing means), I'm not sure about anywhere else. Again, this is the best that i understand it. If i'm wrong, I'm sure someone will shamelessly correct me. Edit: Oh, that? Thanks, Goliath.

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I know if this computer breaks, my parents will buy a new one. The only reason I haven't played Russian roulette with this thing's registry is because I fear the next thing they buy will make me remember this one as a Cyberpower Zeus Thunder 3000SE...I'm getting a job.

Teaching myself HTML.

dear diary: i'm on day 4 of my journey, and the reg users aren't suspicious of my place among them...

Well, if you weren't such a TAR I'd GZ this motherSCH up, but DOC tells me to XLS the ZIP outta here. so if you don't mind me becoming RAR, I'll DLL myself out! win.

Well, that sounds less efficient than PNG-ing.

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quit .gif-ing at me!

...Wa-Was it consensual at least? @Rarity: Same here. Although i wouldn't define them as "interesting" just "fucking weird".

I second that.

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Java code? ouch. I've experimented in C++, and currently, it's the only one I have any experience in. I'd love to take it further and be a web designer or something.