Scorpia

Kinda panicking right now. to all people on my steam's friends list: can you see me as your friend? for some reason, it's showing all of my friends are deleted... Edit: nevermind, i just had to restart steam, and you guys are back.

Banned because...just...How in the fuck do you find these women?

Awesome, now it's a mental image with an upper class accent...grand!

(Didanyonegetthederrickcomedyreference?) THE TOOTHPASTE!?!? that WHORE!? well, i'll tell you what, i'm bringing a garden hose to their house and breaking those motherfuckers down! We'll see their minty whitening action when they're whitening their carpets!

*cries* I've been having an affair! With this jar of peanut butter! But it's okay, because i can glow in the dark now, so all our troubles are over.

This disturbing, yet oddly hilarious, mental image brought to you by: Felix Whooves. -.- Where are my matches? i need to burn things!

That's interesting and all, but I've been secretly an English man in real life, posing as an American woman pretending to be an American man.

Banned for not earning your mandatory promotion...PAY CUT FOR YOU!!!

Damn. Well, good point. Carry on. Speaking of carrying on, is it cool if I kidnap everyone you love, and put them in an Harlequin Romance edition of "My Deceased Butler"? It's a play I'm legally not allowed to do due to the involvement of the elderly. I'm known for abusing senior citizens, long story. Anyway, I'm into realism, and alot of people die in this thing. Also, I can't afford blanks...So, live ammo will have to be used. Is that cool? Can i get your support on this?

Because it'd be in bad taste to compromise her professionalism...or something.

Dude, don't encourage her. She'll go into detail...at great length...regardless of whether anyone wants her to or not.

Now I'm just bored. lol

That was a total cop-out, dude. (also, really? too far, man.)

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Mortal? Madness? I'M ALREADY MAD!!1

Yea, then you activate my trap card. [attachment=1]createcard (2).jpg[/attachment] And i'm using that to activate the Moderator- Kyou. [attachment=0]createcard (3).jpg[/attachment] Yea, that just happened.

You made it because you can take it. you're the skillful editor, the parody maker, The ShinyObject. I-I don't know. I'm so sorry.

Right, i thought it was this saxophone playing guy, but my memory's a bit fuzzy. you know what? i think it was this Nick Hoffman kid. Well, everyone in the band would probably want to avoid him. i'm not sure how potent the radiation tablets i'm putting in his lunch tomorrow are...and i don't need a bunch of deaths i'm not gettin' paid for. OT: Watching Pearl Harbor.

[attachment=0]3862399+_45c470d62f644b9f91150a24eda9fb92.png[/attachment] OT: Just received payment from that bonding day hit. I think there was a witness though. this blonde dude was ushering people away from every related stand i was told to target. So, either he knew about the job, or he saw me...700 yards away. Either way, It shouldn't be too hard figuring out who the kid is.

(not talking to anyone, i write better when i feel like i'm talking to someone.) Okay, the reason why i don't vent to you or mom is because when i do, and a little word like "goddamn" or "fucking" comes out, you have to interrupt me to correct me. Which pisses me off more. parents in general are horrible to talk about your problems to. when you feel down, they tell you you shouldn't feel this way, or i'm being stupid, instead of listening, they lie to me religiously (And don't even get me started on that...)Anyway, what you don't get. I don't want advice to be completely honest. i just want somebody to listen to me. Not judge, not tell me some bullshit like they know my life, or my feelings. i'm sorry, but just because you're my parents don't always mean you're an expert. Like mom, you think i'm sad or some shit...but i'm just in my own head thinking of random things and that's just the face i make of neutrality. So, i WANT to share my problems with you, but not if you can't be fucking objective! okay?!

And i take "will shoot on sight" as more of an option than a threat.

It works, Felix.

Becoming increasingly more obsessed with the Gears of War series...mostly the story-line stuff...

Way to make it less funny...also, i'm not completely sure if i'm even allowed to do that...i should probably check on that...