Scorpia

Has anyone read the Spam bot's posts? they don't even make any fucking sense! what are they selling? what the fuck does the text wrapped around those links have to do with anything? Why's alot of them in Russian? I don't know, but I'm betting there's going to be a new one when i get done typing this!

Here's how you get rid of those: First, retrieve scalpel from a hospital's waste site. Second, find magic marker and draw out your cutting line in an arc on top of eyelid. Three, find a fifth of straight vodka(to numb pain). Four, chug that shit! Five, sit on vibrating chair. Six, begin cutting your line taking great care to ignore depth and precision. Seven, allow family dog to clean-up bloody residue(their tongues are clean, you know!) . Eight, visit local center for blind people...for...no particular reason. Good luck!

Um...dude...

Yo, I'm here alot too, man. I just don't post as much these days. Also, yea, you have a good point. But it's nothing myself, Alyxx, and LS can't handle. I'm not speaking for the entire staff; if anyone else thinks we need help, then by all means.

If they are generic, one-sentence posts, then it's spamming. (I.E: I totally agree with what you're saying.) By the way, do you want to do that to test us? like see how far you can go with bending the rules, or what?

You have no idea how much I want to do it agen. And you can't ban me for it because I'm not braking any rules! I'm just being VERY active in the forum, and there is nothing wrong with that. If you were doing it to be active, and was normal behavior for you to reply to everything, there would be nothing wrong with it. But since it isn't, no, you doing it could be called trolling/spamming. Especially when you're bragging about "getting away with it". @Lord Sinister: Yea, excellent point, man. @Felix: Also, Remember, Felix, i know who you are, I know what you do. If you're looking for laughs, I can't give you any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. if you let this crusade go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, i will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and i will kill you ban you.

I liked the Serj Tankian one back when you were Holywarrior.

I was serious. Not to toot my own horn, but it takes alot more than that to creep me out.

Holiday appropriate, i give it a 10/10. (btw, JekJek made mine for me.)

@Felix: Yea, we kinda...all stopped you. by politely asking you to piss off please stop the shenanigans. (at least that's what the torture/inhumane people who enforce this forum wants everyone else to believe...Right, Felix? @Blue: I wouldn't. @Twilight: Um...Nice Avatar.

^this. -.- (if the word "some" were used very loosely...)

Woa woa! There's PC games? i just thought this was a device to browse for cat videos...?

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Now you're sai-ing...goddamn you and your awesome persuasiveness...

Don't you beard at me! i mean talk back....i mean phone!

Way to steal the thing i was about to say, Alyxx. Fuckin' mod ninja'd...

Holy shit, i actually woke up before 10AM!

There's a link for one movie that wasn't mentioned on this list, but surely is worth watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA9ZZqdC7KU&feature=fvwrel BTW... if you have ANY links for movies you can watch online, post them here Yes, but please make sure they're legal sites, free of viruses, and no torrents. Also, sites where you have to pay for their services are gray areas. cause that's kinda free advertising. :/ (Yea, i had to down play the "ANY links" thing. )

Try obtaining a choir in a pickup truck behind you, and a police's/ice cream truck's broadcasting system...and email the video to me.

Hahaha Brilliant.

Yes, and that's why we love you.

It is overrated, but useful when you don't have a cell phone. (i use it to See if friends want to hang out, or chat. i rarely-never post statuses.)

Is Facebook not working on Chrome for anyone else?

To be honest, i imagine that being taught in more like a Home Ec class rather than science. :/ I don't know. Anyway, I still drink milk, so technically what was healthy before is now making me sick. awesome.

Hey, random fact! Norwegians win the world in coffee consumption this year. Not sure if it's actually "the world" or just the area, but i thought that was interesting.