Scorpia

I've been absent from the forum due to personal reasons, and i missed alot of newcomers. Welcome to the forum!

It's a demotivational poster with Winnie The Pooh and Tigger as giant, realistic versions of themselves standing among children in a playground with the caption: Bullying It is unwise to engage in bullying. You never know if your potential victim is more psychotic than you.

I'm pretty much checking up on the forum. I deleted a spam bot, I'm reading posts, etc.

Banned because i understood it.

Well, technically both considering what my version of "important news" is.

Is it normal to want a giant gong and use it to wake up my family to announce important news when i have it?

Banned for half-baked legitimate reasons.

Really wish you wouldn't make 3 posts in a row, man. Now i gotta get over feeling like a tool for using the phrase "Mod action".

what's continuity? i think it's some sort of a villain that Ash faced when he was battling Yu-Gi-Oh in Digimon...

I'm not inactive; I just haven't been posting all that much. In any case, you've been great. I'll miss, you man.

I'll answer that in the form of a question: do you think funeral home directors make enough money to exact an adequate investigation of a certain type of theft on their property?

Eh, I don't use them on people; I use them on cadavers. Totally not the same thing.

Is it crazy to spend 40 bucks on a set of throwing knives?

Singing in Japanese...with lyrics...because i don't know the language, but enjoy singing in it for some reason.

I've donated blood 4 times in my life. My blood type is O-, which means anyone can use my blood, but i can only accept O-.(My next donation is scheduled for January, i had to wait a year because i received a tattoo.) I'm not an organ donor though at the behest of my dad. He wants my body intact when i pass. understandable.

Really? Ok. it's cool we have a store now though.

I've had no internet access for the last two months, but i'm back. I actually forgot how to type since last time i was here....dammit, i'm slow at this!

Like my dad?

I deleted the duplicates.

At least your normal speaking voice isn't a Boston accent for some reason...or the Bronx, or British like that guy said one time. Also, doing different voices is a different thought process than normal speaking. For example, this weird voice i can do (i can't describe it; weird works.) I can do 3 convincing accents in it. however, in my normal voice, i can only do one of them. Your brain's a dick like that.

I bought Mass Effect 2, and I've been absolutely engrossed in it. Such a wonderful game.

Good thinking, Felix. But if Breen's teleport was somehow slower, he wouldn't be aware of the time he spent in it. Alyx's, and Gordon's transition was seamless, they had no idea they were gone for so long; it seemed instant. So, if Breen did survive, he'd most likely come out as much of an ass-hat as when he went in.

Sh-she called again and asked me to bring her up a cigarette. i did it. My mom wanted one too, so now I'm getting Pizza Hut tomorrow...Why do i feel like I've really sold-out?

... Being in total fucking denial about my sister calling me on her cell phone about bringing her a drink. She was upstairs. I've just been reduced to my sister's fucking room service! and i did it for only 50 cents!! dammit!

Dear God, help me. My sister is on one of her "i'm going to incessantly annoy you until you commit suicide" moods. Trust me, ignoring her does NOT work!