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well, obviously you have to pop the balloons, take the gasoline and transfer it to smoke with a breakthrough in science also known as a Zippo lighter. then you have to lie on your alibi afterwords. people! someone has hacked into my computer! help!

Jek, i'm gonna write a story and it'll be the best you've ever seen! you're gonna love it! more than dragons! you'll see! you'll all see!

um..i'm very uncomfortable right now...you know nothing you guys type help people with a photographic mind! gah! i gotta scrub my brain!

Banned because i play hopscotch with your implied intentions! What's up! XD

i'm doing a whole lotta nothing...i'm thinking of what movie to watch soon-ish

Banned because i was only trying to make you laugh! you people never appreciate anything

listening to some Bullet for my valentine.

seriously, how do people get off on the mane 6 being intimate?

i would imagine a majority discourage it. i think it's more "if you don't make us look at it; we're good!" but i think it's two different practices of bronyism...

oh, please PM me the ideas. lol oh and hamburglar i'll look at your story in a minute. i'm sorta busy :/

thank you! means alot man. hey if you wanna lay down a good plot, i'll do what i can. besides i find writing fun, and really productive. i like writing comedic stories with a serious tone. it really depends on how i think the story would best flow. oh btw, please call me Bill i'm gonna have to change my name.

hello Koach, this is similar to Blue's bucket list thread seen here: viewtopic.php?f=15&t=2072 it's basically the same concept anyway Ninja'd by Lux! curse you Luuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

for some reason, i feel like writing a story.....

quick someone contact a moderator! lol but yea, if someone wants to critique my story go ahead. i can take the harshest of criticisms.

since you ask i write short stories for pleasure. here's a story I've written for a zombie plan thread on this forum..it was originally supposed to be a plan, but it somehow turned into a story..idk it just happened :/ ____________________________ well first observing the type of zombies and type(s) of infection spread, if it happens to be airborne, but if im(and my friends are) somehow immune? awesome, step two may continue. if the zombies are fast types then i'll prepare a stockpile of fast weapons, easy reload, mostly likely automatic, accuracy is a must too. if they're slow, then shotguns, blunt objects, swords. okay the plan starts with me getting over the fact that this shit is happening, then immediately leave my house, if they're surrounding it, then requisition a propane tank, tie an alarm clock and rig a battery around it, (assuming noise attracts them) then set the alarm for ten minutes, i then find a fragile glass bottle, and duct tape it around the valve opening, making damn sure its airtight, then i dip a rag in kerosene after double checking for propane vapors and tie that around the glass bottle. i proceed to turn on the alarm, open the valve, light the rag, and chuck the rig from my room, the impact should break the bottle, or the pressure build up will, and the vapors will be exposed to the fire causing it to explode(assuming i can detour the fail-safes that ensure the opposite). while the zombies are distracted with being on fire, i make a get away in my car from my side window, the first place i go to is my friends Shane and Cory's house, Shane collects swords and various medieval armaments, and their dad owns a lot of guns (true fact) if either is a zombie, step 1: kill them brutally, step 2: miss them terribly, step 3: loot the damn place. if either is alive, great, decoys! joking, they're coming for the long run. in this scenario Shane and Cory are alive, their dads dead, sorry ken, you tried to eat me.... Shane being damn impressive with sword play he'll handle that, cory and myself, knowing how to shoot a gun, will handle that part. we proceed to ken's garage where he has several items a respectable mechanic should have; including a torch, several car parts, a dog, metal plating, etc. Cory being the prodigy behind mechanics and welding will cover his truck with steel plates, while me and Shane offer words of encouragement, and snickering comments on his plumber's crack. now once thats done, we pile in the truck, and argue about whose plan is most effective, we settle on Shane's cause he'd be paranoid enough to come up with a workable zombie plan i imagine. we just leave out the part on using his brother as food once we eventually do run out of provisions. we then travel to Jake's house, man power...important, decide which gun he isn't too frail to use, and teach him how to use it, after that reason with jake that we should see if his ex(and my good friend), Brandi is alive. step 1: observe that she's alive, step 2: calm her ass down, step 3: make sure she doesn't die (important!!). step4: make way to a grocery store. once we reach there, we smell the faint smell of someones loaded pants as a horde of zombies are covering the front. me, Cory, Brandi, jake (now dressed in borrowed pants), and shane, shoot anything we see(these are the slow types of zombies). groups alive, noones bit, we're lucky thus far. until we get inside, the food has been taken, except for some scraps, that wont last one of us an hour, we begrudgingly take what we can find, and get back on the road. the truck runs out of gas, Cory warned us about this, and we huff it on foot. we walk until a massive horde has appeared in front of a pile up of cars, the infected already turned, the immune, long been cannibalized upon. we kill what we can. the fight takes ten minutes, it ends, all of us standing, we think we're the luckiest sons of bitches on earth. until we notice Shane's arm. hes been bitten, not too deep, but bloods been drawn, and teeth marks are evident. we argue on him coming, staying, or dying. Brandi eventually reasons that there might be a chance it isn't spread through bites. so we take him, and cory keeps a gun on him, transformation can be instant to slow, so we cant be too sure. Shane begins to sweat and he feels really sick. we stop, i attempt to explain whats going to happen, he stops me, he knows, he accepts it. we decide who'll be the one to end him, we eventually decide on me. he sits down, kneeling upright i put his hand in mine, we speak at length about how its been a pleasure, and how sorry i am that it had to've been him, tears form in my eyes, i position my pistol under his chin, he nods his head, he begins to well up some tears also, total silence. a loud explosion is heard, a woman screams, a brother cries in agony, and a good friend is gone. _______________________________________________________________ yea, i'm not the best, but i don't know i could be better...

thank you Katie! i like that one too, where did you get the factory background..it looks familiar, Resident evil 5? at any rate it looks like he's trying to will that factory to blow up.

i'm just checking..did i just get burned by Blue? i'm just checking because i smell gasoline and charred flesh. okay it's not just me? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! scrubs video! sSxy8uFWO78 ..you wish you were that smooth.

It was a cloudy gray day. The air smelled sweat, as it dose just before a storm. The worn paper and scattered trash crunched and crumbled beneath his tattered shoes. His torn frayed close ruined with sweat and blood ( some his but mostly others ) hung off his gaunt malnourished form. The eyes in head were bleak as they gazed at the abandoned bindings. About half were chard from long ago fires but they all looked as dead as there foamier occupants must be by now. In the background he could hear the screaming rower of oncoming horde of these beyond death. The blood from the bite on his arm flowed down his arm past the mangled pipe he held and on to cracked pavement. He then turned to the face the battle he knew he could never win. He stared at them, the "rejuvenated" most looked ether dead or well on there way to being the same, but some the first ones looked like beauty in it's purist form. The more excited ones sprinted for him but were torn in half. The raiser wire he set up could only hold off ten or so of the rejens but it helped to slow them down, they would be distracted by the blood. All was with the blood. It would only slow them down for but a minuet this was not the flesh they needed. Using the opportunity he grabbed a bag from off his belt and throw it a deep in to the mass of madness. He hated to think of what they had to do to get this stuff but he couldn't argue with results... At lest not for long. The rejens swarmed around the smell with savage intent. This would keep them occupied for 5 minutes, he only had 3 more bags. 20 minutes was all he had left until he was "consumed" and the strangest thing was that he was not scared. His sacrifice didn't mean much, he was already a dead man walking and in more then one way but at lest he could give the rest an opportunity to live.

so? I killed a baby dragon with a tooth pick that had the tip broken off...pfft! amateurs.

i liked your peer edit more..i think i'll let you handle this type of thing form now on man.

High five! however, i'm forced to inform you that you are hereby banned from the Accursed Farms forums for unprofessional conduct, general trolling, and overall behavior unbecoming of a well respected Accursed Farms user. This ban follows two events: the immediate deactivation of your account, and the deletion of all your posts, threads, topics, etc herein. Your IP however has not been banned, so feel free to make a new account, but please make better choices this time. if one more ban appears on your IP, your IP will in turn be banned. you can contact a moderator to fight your exclusion from our website, but all evidence points to the lifting of this ban not being likely. thank you, ~some jag-off with a keyboard.

hello, i'm a writer too. enjoy your stay.

It was a cloudy gray day. The air smelled [of] sweat, as it [does] just before a storm. The worn paper and scattered trash crunched and crumbled beneath his tattered shoes. His torn frayed [clothes] ruined with sweat and blood, some his, but mostly others, hung off his gaunt malnourished form. The eyes in his head were bleak as they gazed at the abandoned bindings. About half were [charred] from long ago fires, but they all looked as dead as there [former] occupants must be by now. In the background he could hear the screaming [roar] of [an] oncoming horde of these beyond death. The blood from the bite on his arm flowed down his arm past the mangled pipe he held and on to cracked pavement. He then turned to the face the battle he knew he could never win. He stared at them; the "rejuvenated", most looked either dead or well on [their] way, but [to] some the first ones looked like beauty in it's [purest] form. The more excited ones sprinted for him but were torn in half. The raiser wire he set up could only hold off ten or so of the rejens but it helped to slow them down, they would be distracted by the blood. All was with the blood. It would only slow them down for but a [minute] this was not the flesh they needed. Using the opportunity he grabbed a bag from off his belt and [threw] it a deep [into] the mass of madness. He hated to think of what they had to do to get this stuff but he couldn't argue with results... At [least] not for long. The rejens swarmed around the smell with savage intent. This would keep them occupied for 5 minutes, he only had 3 more bags. 20 minutes was all he had left until he was [consumed] and the strangest thing was that he was not scared. His sacrifice didn't mean much, he was already a dead man walking [in more ways than one,] but at [least] he could give the rest an opportunity to live. ________________________________________________________________________ i corrected spelling and grammatical mistakes, my corrections are in Brackets. i rate the story itself a 6/10. your story structure was a bit unoriginal; you went for a dramatic tone, but you carried that a bit too far. some areas you went into too much detail, try to clean it up a bit in your book. overall it's not all that bad. but it could use a bit more work. any questions, feel free to ask.

thanks, i'll use it. it definitely has a good feel to it. by all means give it another shot, but for now this one's great. thanks again i have few more signature requests, some difficult, some simple. i'll run them by you once i figure out the renders i want in them

Banned because i'm also 85% unique and 15% a mutant...