Scorpia

Is it still illegal to steal cars?

Dude, We're not going to go to each profile and set the rep ourselves. So, there's really no need in asking us not to "give it back". It'd most likely reload whatever rep you had before. Also, We don't necessarily modify rep points unless we're requested to by the person(s) who gave it to you. Lastly, even if we did, we'd have no right to deny anyone else who wanted their rep modified which would defeat the whole purpose of the karmic system...And drive me crazy. Sorry, man.

"Men, you're lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all." I think if we tried Bender quotes we'd crash the forums. lol

Well, that was fucking metal...

Dude, fucking Futurama marathon. I can quote Bender and Zap Brannigan all day. Kif, the trick to getting a woman is through her parents; sleep with them, and you're in!

Odds are we'll have our reps back how they were. I'm only guessing here, but that stuff is probably backed up someplace. If not, i'm sure something could be figured out, or we'll start from zilch.

I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks. Uh, i didn't mean you're all fat, just fatso there. He insulted our fat queen! Get him! You try keeping your figure after 10,000 kids!

I'll be happy to make a spoken-word/rap version of every song you lik- Is, uh, that a red dot on my chest? Yea, never mind. I suddenly don't feel like it...

I'm on an Airsoft-obsessed binge right now. I'm researching an Airsoft L96 sniper's rifle that i really want. I'm weighing "how fast will this bore me?", "is 150 bucks worth it?", "and what realistic use do i even have for it?" currently, very disappointing, I don't see many pros unless i join an Airsoft team or something. The main reason i even want this thing at all is that I love precision weapons. I can throw knives well, I want to get into archery, and i'm a bit of a gun geek, so yea. Great. Now i want to research re-curve(or however that's spelled) bows. Fuck...the shit I put up with.

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. Don't test this on animals/people/private property. I'm not responsible for injury, damaged property, or wasting your time.

Hey contrary to popular belief, i don't drink much. like twice a year. if that. 13 shots would probably be considered pathetic to some people.

How my birthday went: I turned 21 yesterday, and around midnight March 6th I arrived at the bar. The bartender, upon checking my ID, realized i, in fact, turned 21 just that very minute. Her realization reached the ear of every last bar patron there. I don't know if you know anything about bars, i'll keep the story short, but do not tell them your age. They practically threw shots at me. A right of passage if you will. My sixth shot, or AKA, the last one i fucking remember, was a jager bomb(jager mixed with red bull i think). Within 45 minutes, i had 13 shots in me. I'm only 128 pounds. I was blackout drunk by the 6th one. I literally remember being at the bar, then waking up on my couch. Here's what my DD(designated driver) said happened: I puked alot. We did not play pool. I hit on some dude's wife while casually leaning on him( i probably thought this was funny) I hit on the bartender. when it was time to go I tried to sleep on my car's tire. I couldn't walk. I tried to sleep on my porch when we got home. I was stripped of my pants at some point. I was puking/dry heaving until about 3AM The last shot they gave me at the bar was a Patron. Which is a fifteen dollar shot with golden flakes in it. I was told i was hilarious. I really wish i could remember. Had the most debilitating hangover of all time yesterday. My friends said "I did 21 right". So, yea. My friends are assholes, but i consider the fact that i didn't wake up in the hospital, or a jail cell to be a good sign. Also, my face didn't hurt so hitting on that guy's wife didn't turn out so badly. So, anyone have worse bar stories?

Thank you, Pinkie.

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It's cool, LS, we love ya all the same.

looking for this small, cord i need to finish my vocal studio-type thing. (it's a freaking microphone with turtle beach headsets and high-end software. What d'ya want from me?)

Dude, no. that NSF- why the hell would you- I can't even...I think i'm blocking your ability to post in the FFA forum. Just, no, dude. (I know that's a song here they are-a standing in a row! )

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Well, last time I worked there, I got a 50 cent pay bonus because I worked overnight, same this time. making my pay from $7.60 to $8.10. That's honestly better than any job I can get right now. besides that, I have no goals involving a long-term career. Having a little extra cash is always a plus too.

Got a job interview for Walmart tomorrow. pretty pumped about that. It's a seasonal temporary overnight stocking position. I worked there late 2012(same position), they couldn't keep me on, laid me off, i reapplied. I figure if i keep up the temp thing long enough they may just be able to hire me on to at least part-time eventually. both my supervisors say they'd love to keep me on, if the home office would allow it. Hopefully, this time, the home office would allow it. If not, i'll keep trying.

...How long exactly have you been waiting to use that? lol

ugh. I really hate having "phone duty" for any company i work at. "Hi, thank you for calling blah blah, this is so and so, how may i help you?" or whatever long-winded greeting they came up with for that week. I kinda wish the etiquette was: "-'The fuck you want?" "-Here's what I want..." "-Here's what you do..." "-Great, thanks." "-Whatever, hangup." "-Alright, fuck you." *click* I somehow imagine Jersey being exactly like that. :/

Oh, well...there is that.

Yes, because the genre is called Machinima. I'm pretty sure Red Vs. Blue was the first machinima/web series. So, it's more like Machinima is affiliated with them seeing how RT was first and all.(not sure who coined the word "Machinima" though...)

Hmm possible cures for extreme boredom...