Scorpia

i'm sure you didn't, many of us would like to have those...the possibilities of having a book of those things issue-able only to your wife or significant other. i think sex shops make those. i've gone bankrupt, and my cat ate the last of our food! any advice?

way beyond my league. damn. oh well, to Omegle i go! 20 bucks says that somebody will disconnect me after they find out i'm a guy -.-

very classy felix. wish granted but um...oh i got it, whenever you get an erection so much blood goes to it that you pass out during the entire sexual episode i wish that a job would call back soon.

so random, i guess i decided to change my avatar to a Colonel insignia...i like it.

Banned because, it must be more common than you thought :/

guess there's no point in watching it then :/ Banned because i don't look like Captain Jack Sparrow

stranger tides? i never watched it. my favorite one was the 2nd one. Banned because i need a new avatar.

the dialogue is finished! the editing and uploading should be done by tonight..public release however...yea. oh well, we waited a month. should be worth the wait IMO.

yea, my school mastered the art of adhering to the state's health laws and making the food delicious. although some of the food sucked on some days..now-a-days my sister tells me the new principle made some budget cuts so the food sucks now..glad i'm outta there. i'm re-adjusting my sleep schedule. again. so no sleep for the day. again. fuck my life....again.

Banned because This is the day you will always remember as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

i sense a pattern...can't figure it out though..ah, i got it! my name was used twice.

lucky enough to find someone who oddly did not know Half-Life eh?

eh, fair enough. i miss lunch more than anything, fiestada (Mexican) pizza was my favorite thing ever!..math can orally imbibe a phallus though... i'm looking up the recipe now that i think of it.

do you know how satisfying it is to throw a plasma grenade on an enemy banshee then watching it explode?

playing halo, the first one, taking a break for a moment to post about shit.

Banned because feelings ^they have them

Banned for being a hypocrite...

kool-aid -.-"

banned because you're not either

my guitar pick is named Jeremy. he wants to be a pilot someday...

wish i could give you tips buddy, but can't. it's gonna be long, all the time. until you graduate, then you'll wish it was even longer. facts of life. Bill's listening to music, and typing in third person for some reason...

guess what!? i got myself a new air guitar! its shiny and it's name is Phillip.

Banned for having 11 children!

making some Romen.

quiet, arena! you may have the losers. EVERYONE! YOUNG AND OLD, I AM THE ANNOUNCER! THE FIRST MATCH WILL BE.... KIRKRENG OF IDK AND....RARITY..THAT PONY IN...the wizards outfit...FIGHTERS STEP IN THE CENTER! (to choose the fighters i used ctrl +f typed in a word you all used, then hit the search button, with my eyes closed, over and over until i said stop in my head.)