Scorpia

yep! it's been replaced by a bio-mechanical apparatus made almost entirely from mercury...i'm pretty sure mercury isn't toxic though, so you're safe! honest.

selling someones liver, and someone else's arm to the black market... (check the random thread) but in RL i'm exploring youtube.

Felix! hi..yea, just to let you know..um..haha, your poop is gonna be radioactive for a few, well, years...sorry buddy. talk about learning from your mistakes right? kinda happens when i don't know how to steal a liver properly...

*under breath: wait until you have to pee... oh that arm, i don't know how that got there! or how i got chloroform.....

nothing involving experimenting on you while you sleep..that'd be crazy!

Rarity's awake! everyone hide the tools!

Banned because you don't have an avatar.

Banned because i didn't cuss..how dare you insinuate that i would ever cuss!

you're a rebel!

monster X-presso.

Banned because your name begins with an "F"

favorite monster right now: X-presso Hammer.

it's bloody cold!

Banned because..what?

look above your post dude.

TF6cnLnEARo

Banned for getting ninja'd by Jek Jek Tarr.

waking up at noon for once.

when i was 15 i wrote a realistic looking error message from notepad, screen capped it, cropped out the browser stuff so there's only the text. after that i set it as the desktop's background image, and made all the icons invisible as well as the taskbar.....it worked. they restored the computer to it's factory settings...when i came home i was laughing.

Banned for watching youtube

i suddenly want chocolate pie...

Jek Jek Tarr needs a new raincoat!

apparently not since somebody significantly shortened the posts

nah, at least we're polite enough to tell you instead of laughing behind your back..i hate people who do that...

it's cool, i'm pretty sure only me and Rarity are the only ones who caught it.