Scorpia

granted, but no one steps up to you anymore, so no one notices your newly granted courage. i wish one of the 3 jobs i applied to would call me back.

granted, but now the laws of physics no longer apply to anything. god help you. i wish i could play Portal 2

invasion (you need coordinates for this)

no, it's a direct opposite, saying something like "but it won't run" would be a corruption granted, instead you burst into flame. i wish that i didn't make a wish.

location

....if it's my dream car then it wouldn't be my nightmare car, so it wouldn't be a true corruption granted, but you develop an irrational fear of crayons i wish i wasn't immune to most energy drinks.

my uncle's a retired master electrician, he made a great deal of money, i can understand him charging you far out the ass for wiring your house.

"mom! get me some cereal!" nope, not psycho-suggestive i'm forced to listen to mom's T.V show because my music is "too loud"

yea, i heard they get paid pretty well, well i'm not sure about plumbers, but i imagine other Handyman professions are well paid.

yea, it was a good day. listening to music while ignoring mom's stupid T.V show.

please don't post any torrent sites regarding Dash's question. if any external links please PM him about it.

you see him again tell him he owes me 4 grand for a hospital bill involving my heart after he scared the shit out of me. (i never really saw slenderman)

I don't care if that's what I was thinking of, it is now correct. Now do Bill's *answer X_X okay, the answer is "the Alex Rider series"

Addict

BUMP! i'm eating a chicken-bacon-extra provolone cheese subway on Cheese & herb bread, toasted. i'm inhaling this thing.

lol that's Florida. I've never heard the moniker describing Texas. edit: *looks down*...until now. XD

Granted, but it's a only for one cinema and it burns down. i wish i had my dream car.

well, i'd like to think it's to continue the human race, but that's too easy. my purpose in life could just as easily be to serve as a warning not to do what ever eventually kills me. i'm still on the journey to discover just what the answer to your question is. I assume we all are. is there any thing you really regret doing and really wish you could take it back?

i'm so hipster i listened to Dragonforce before they were on guitar Hero.

pyromancy Freeman's Mind episode 24 or 29?

granted but now it won't stop flooding. i wish the Pepsi wasn't always gone.

i know right? besides it's just making him sound like he's too unintelligent to come up with a better adjective.

i'm not coming to you as if you've broken a rule, i'm just saying please don't use the word "gay" to describe something you think is stupid...

untrue fact: there are 175 atoms in my hand.

9/10 it's basically you all over.