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M16A2. just a fucking awesome weapon.

You should explain what this topic means, because I'm not sure what a "Dere Girl" is. :/

That will never work. I mean, who will provide the pistols? because i can't trust you to provide them seeing how you'd sabotage mine, and you can't trust me because i'll shoot on two, and we can't provide for each other because you neither of us can legally buy a gun. Also, dawn is a horrible time for me.

Yes. i said: "This will work, human bodies can stretch further than the mind will allow". I guess that was perfectly sound reasoning when you agreed to it. I think we got off subject though, I believe we were discussing who owed who a nice evening out.

We made it this far without it getting violent or sexual. I don't know what that means. we got older? :/ Anyway, I'm looking for games to play on steam when i get my new gaming laptop.

OR the hospital you THOUGHT you went to that night. Does the name Moe sound familiar? that's because while you were drifting in and out of consciousness, i dragged you to Moe's van. HE re-aligned your spine. Also, there was no Bill. He owed me one. Since we're bringing up past excursions for medical care why don't you explain to these kids why my leg is longer than the other?

I wasn't smiling I told you i was trying to piss off that chimpanzee across the way. We both know that barred teeth are a sign of dominance or something to them. AAAAAND if you would have just let me sand down that balsa, you wouldn't have gotten splinters! but nooo, Ryan had to have his slide now!

You're fucking right! and I'll even kidnap the dude in the chucky cheese mouse costume and tie him to the bow of the boat just to top off the evening. no no no! you loved that pool! because I made it myself! i knew that wasn't the ONLY event you faked that day! what other evenings did you lie about enjoying?

I'll show you a Blightmare! And you're acting like it's ME who should pay a price for a good time with YOU. SINCE the subject is raised, MY price involves a half hour at chucky cheese, without accompanying children, and see how long we can stare at the younger patrons before police are called.

I will NOT be blithely given permission to do something i was already doing unless a good time involving such activities is at least hinted at. (Same. I think we can definitely drag this out longer than it needs to like the old days)

Me in my Army service uniform. I totally didn't edit this at all. And if I did it's far too subtle for words. yea.

Eating White Castle.

Random obvious mistake is on perpus1.

Some people believe green should be considered a real color. Next they're going to want to give it different shades!

Yea, but let's get back to introducing. we can always talk more about this in the general chat thread or something.

Definitely both. probably leaning more towards running away, but who are we to let you do that?

Yup. Did you know that all-in-one computers are infuriating?

"I am one glamorous talking horse."

Wait. Do they still make episodes for this show?

Whomever decided SSD1 should be a mandatory training thing soldiers have to do to get promoted to a sergeant should be beaten with an iron stick. I mean fuck! It's a fucking 10 module lesson program, with a godforsaken exam at the end of it, involving like an hour and a half of military-esque questions you'd only know if you happened to take notes on every module! No one has time for that shit! then, you can't even write down the previous answer because the sadistic fuckers decided it was an amazing idea to program the questions and the responses to randomize with each unlimited attempt you get! I'd happily put this bullshit off until I was Specialist promote-able, but my sergeant is going to force me to do it anyway when I arrive to my first duty station! Fuck! Oh, and it's hilarious enough that not one of the fucking lessons has anything to do with my job. They pretty much assume i'm infantry. When am i ever going to need to know about Hearts and Minds?! I'm an Air Defense Artillery soldier! I shoot missiles at other missiles and occasionally a jet or something. Unless Infantry, and mechanized infantry severely fucked up, i won't even need use my M16 except to re-qualify! I'm a non-combat, in the wire, highly defended asset. SSD1 is useless to everything I'll ever need to do in my career!

Angels by within temptations.

For nostalgia's sake, I think you're obligated to, Blighty.

Hey, everyone. I'm back. I was gone for awhile because i joined the Army as a 14E (patriot fire control enhanced operator/maintainer) basically i shoot patriot missiles and maintain the systems that fire them. I'm a private E2 and i just finished basic training and advanced individual training (AIT). How many of the regulars back when i was well, regular, are still around? Aside from Alyxx and Rarity, of course. Please note that throughout my Army career my Appearances are going to be spotty, but not non existent.

Getting ready for work.

Well There were no telephones avilable at home at that time... Because of me Dear HlPrincess. Who is hotter, you or Alyx? Dear Gordon, That has no relevance to the topic, please be professional. (aside from that, answering that question is rarely harmless, you could insult/hurt whomever you say isn't the hottest.)