Scorpia

i let things like that go personally, i mean who's going to really think to shoot the transformer and the gate opening up? now is anyone else surprised at how fast this got put up by Machinima after submission? i mean i'm not complaining, but damn.

i love the turn you took with that, i'm taking the guard conveniently being there as a character placement flaw on valves part. but i can really understand the logic behind i mean first and the

well, yea, @prohypster it's fine, i still had one hell of a reaction regardless, so no harm done.

for obvious reasons i'm not supporting troll face smileys because that would advocate trolling.

episode up, no need for the topic anymore. Lock'd watch the episode here:

Damn! spoiler tags people.

Banned because so do I!

It's all good

A Cry From Hell by W. Ludwick can't you see what you're doing to me!? i can't get into heaven because of you!! i'm so sorry for snapping, but I've been dead for 20 years. i can't pass on into heaven until all thoughts of myself are erased from the living world. i guess you found this out of pure destiny, or just plain luck. may i be the first to thank you...and apologize. you may as well continue reading this, your fate is sealed. as i'm writing this your mortal soul is being absorbed into hell. even now, you know this. even now you believe me. yet you can't stop reading this, i urge you to try. please for the love of all who know you please try. let me explain, as i said before I've been dead for years. I've been spending some time in hell atoning for my sins, believe me there are copious amounts of which justify myself being here. i guess i can sit here reciting my numerous sins, but we haven't much time, he'll come back! his tortures last 3 days at a time! i must finish this before he comes back!! everything you've ever known is a lie! the stories of children, the good of mankind all of it! you must except this if you're to survive my message. oh! i'm so sorry, please forgive me! you don't know how important you are! you are the prodigal child, you are the last bastion of God's hope in mankind, if you die, there's nothing left! god will finish it, it's been his plan all along! you are the one feather that will further inspire all of the good, all of the love God has for humanity. yet...by finishing this message... you see, the fallen one knew you would be born, he knew one of his captured souls would contact you, so he laid a trap: death shall fall upon those who make contact with the fallen. he just doesn't know which of his fallen would contact you, that is why i must finish this! the second you finish this entire letter you'll die! so i urge you: resist the temptation to appease your curiosity, it's so worth it, but it cannot be worth mankind! if you stop reading this now you'll save everyone...but...you cannot can you? you have to read on, it was never in your nature to leave anything unfinished. i thanked you before. are you still curious about that? well, the stories go that once you die it's the end of all things, heaven, hell, me, my suffering. so, i thank you for ending my torment, and i apologize for beginning yours. even now, you're begging yourself to put this down, to walk away... so again thank you, i'm so sorry it must end this way...the dark one never wanted you to live, as a baby we tried to kill you, i'm sorry i was forced to try...we didn't succeed, God's direct intervention seen to that. this letter is Satan's final stab to your heart. let me explain the beginning, i snapped at you because i was forgotten years ago, but since i was destined to write this, since you were destined to find this, you've kept me here, it's all your fault! well, it's over, i can hear him now! he's coming! i'm hoping you die quick so maybe Satan's wrath will be short lived. it's been a pleasure sir, humanity was never meant to survive. your death will be quick, but humanity's will not. ________________________________ please tell me what you think i spent quite a bit of time writing this.

oh, an original idea! give her a damn medal...made of caesium...then ask her to take a shower with it on. like all alkali metals Caesium has an extreme reaction when it comes in contact with water, it explodes! i'm making corn dogs for myself.

hmm, who is she? (keep in mind i don't keep up with the news or watch that much t.v)

i'm running away from some dude who keeps calling me a pervert...

i'm currently video taping a Bloody insane ward patient chasing an ugly human with a delicious looking brain. copies for only 4 dollars!

Banned for excessive use of consonants without filling out the proper consonant using paperwork in triplicate.

Banned just because i'm awake.

oh don't worry! i have some left

Banned for tempting me with potatoes.

Banned because i'm in Chile right now (not really)

Banned for being in Ohio.

well, what you see 'ere gov, is that you must imbibe in the water! whatever danger you may absorb is far more exhilarating than ignoring such a conquest.

Rarity just used Ebonics! kill him!

i'll come back i always come back!

is it okay that i not only know where most of you live but i also collect blood and fecal samples from every one of you? it's not important what it's for..what's important is it's a present!