Scorpia

Banned because i need a new soundcard..i'm blaming you for mine being shitty...it's all your fault, volcanic glass!

yup, you're right that goes right over my head... Banned for being an obvious movie buff, not that you tried to hide it or anything.

dude, i'm sorry but i have no freakin idea! i think it's for arm hair? i'm not completely sure

Banned for constantly judging me..with those creepy doll eyes.

Ug0VtwoV3ts O.o...this is somehow really evil to me. it sounds like a bunch of demons telling me to fuck off... Sk0si1Wx0Rw um? what the hell? i don't even...you know what? fuck it! i give up! i'm just not gonna try to understand people anymore! how the hell is this song more mesmerizing with the freaking chipmunks singing it?!?

...i call being the guy to the left! relaxing, trying to unwind.

i haven't used ghost wolf in a while, i may change it again, idk.. Banned for accusing me of not being festive. edit: happy?

Banned for swearing at me just now! no one said my bans had to be rational/true.

he's so good he snipes without touching a mouse! (couldn't resist compadre ) how the hell does my spell checker recognize hombre but not compadre?

well, you must talk to yourself in my voice so that people will think you're too crazy to laugh at you in a safe manner. i'm trying to teach my cat complex equations for some reason, any advice to make sine and cosine easier to understand for a cat?

Banned for making fun of an androgynous pony.

Banned cause everything i do is cute! awesome? manly? yes manly, that's what i meant.

Banned because i completely lured you in a corroborated Portal 2 quote! WIN!

epic cyber highfive? i'm listening to club music while dancing like a complete dork with my sister, it's a good day so far (shufflin' to party rock anthem is funner than you may think.)

Banned for not being able to understand me when i type in this accent... it makes sense dammit!

simple! have a supreme court judge rule the monkey as non-existent, the monkey will accept it's non existence and thereby leave your back! what should i go as for Halloween?

to be honest i hate newer movies, i like movies from earlier in the decade. i guess "no strings attached" was decent. favorite genre of music? (more than one genre accepted)

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Banned for insisting on using vowels without writing to Jesus about his amended hidden commandment that states "thou shalt not use vowels." you should be ashamed.

i reserve the right as a man to not care about the difference between body wash and shampoo, so if i bring you the former when you ask for the latter don't be so freaking surprised! Deal with it!

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yup... what question do you hate being asked the most by anyone?

fine! you're hereby banned because i wouldn't cut off your feet to save my own ass from zombies...

Banned cause next time i'll use my machete.

Banned because i used a hockey stick to trip him