Scorpia

Manufacturing

damn, i forgot about this thread otherwise i would've congratulated you earlier. happy birthday buddy.

everything i do makes me feel evil. i'm drinking Pepsi...evilly. complete with maniacal laugh.

i was innocently collecting some stuff, then i turn around and a damn necromorph is 3 feet in front of my face. i literally die "DIE! DIE DIE! DIE!" exactly how Ross did it...still that's one hell of a thrill for me.

neither did i :/ 8.6/10

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I feel like he's trying to speak to me...

Banned for inciting gratuitous violence.

i invent words for fun!!

okay, i re- did a few things, i nerfed the cryo stuff from both Yilne and the ship. also i made it bigger with more "standard" weapons. anything you still have problems with please let me know. _________________________ Name: Captain Yilne jiune Wvernaa Gender: Male Species: Jiespher (Amphibious Alien) Age: 37 (middle aged, 3rd life cycle phase. a jiespher's body becomes unstable after roughly 92 years.) Height: 5' 8" Occupation/political: Private contractor. neutral allegiance. loyal to the highest bidder. personal weapon: A standard Laser rifle Physical Attributes: Yilne is a full grown adult male, mostly amphibian in appearance with Dark crimson skin. he's athletically slim build. his eyes are normal deep blue when he's inert, but they glow an erie White when he becomes emotionally disturbed. he also has several neural enhancements one is a language scanner, to aid with communication. the second is an atmospheric adaptation CPU, which changes air filters, or body mass to allow for differing planet's living conditions. Personality: he's a very humble person, his ends never justify his own means. his personality is typical of the Jiespherion Race: very hard to read, always kind, distant, but never hesitant. usually very malevolent creatures. Ship Name: xielumbus Build: Light Corvette X3 (open to others...if this one doesn't fit the description/weapons) Draft Length: 40 M Speed: Low - medium Agility: Low Armor: Thick Power Provision: High Crew: 4 X3 (captain + AI + 2 crew) Description: the colors are a very light blue with dark blue streaks. it's movement takes priority over it's weapons; the faster the ship goes the more the ship's offenses are compromised. the ship itself is outfitted with a medium-intellect portable AI(named MIPAI). it's purposes are to ensure that only Yilne can pilot the craft, and to assure power consumption efficiency. Service: Yilne was the participant of a card game at a space gambling ring where he put up one of his famous favors(these favors, once promised, can mean anything. Jiespherion inhabitants are honor bound to never break an oath of favor.) while the original owner of the Xielumbus put up the derelict Ship. Yilne won with a Royal-flush. he's owned and operated the ship for 4 years. Vessel Records (since obtained by Yilne): 26 Confirmed Kills, 13 Victories, 21 Damages, 4 Hull Rebuilds. Hardpoints: W1: Flak (Moniker: Wasp's Flight) W2: Heavy Cannon (Moniker: Daddy's surprise) (if i can add more, i would. i just wasn't sure) Utility weapons: Targeting Buffer Non-hardpoint utilities: Bail-Out Systems Non-Hardpoint Weapons: Laser Cannon (Moniker: The Stimpson's Claw) Missiles (LIAR) (moniker: The Light show) (i wasn't sure how many Missiles i could have.) ____________ i gave my weapons names because i'm a dork like that.

Hmm...

like i said i'm not too sure, i just remember hearing that from someone/place...

you can never leave? i don't know, Ross said it gives the site an edgier, uneasy feel.

J.C started a trend.

Banned because i've been there...sometimes i just gotta say "fuck the internet."

i think it's still stored by your internet provider/modem(i'm not sure), some of them do that..

Banned because i didn't fall for it, i check every link. just to be sure.

sure. accursed: 1. Abominable; hateful: sentence: you accursed man!! (Ross is using this definition) 2. Being under a curse; doomed. sentence: this accursed place!

so guys, what do you all want to talk about? [align=right]Murder [/align] No, no Jason i mean- [align=right]how i kicked Freddy's ass!? [/align] Look! i don't care what the hell we talk about..i mean i didn't even know we could speak until they did up there. [align=right]i don't feel good...was i poorly edited?[/align] I can make you feel better! [align=right]want a high five?[/align] now guys, shouldn't we worry about which one of us is going to get used next? okay! who the FUCK killed me?!? [align=right]Looks like you're not! Hahaha! [/align] my eyes hurt.

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i recognize him from spongebob, 8/10

Banned for making me check a hyperlink.

Banned for being The Scoutman instead of A Scoutman.

..all i got was "looks very promising"

especially annoying when you're not easy to scare. there's another game i played where they did that too, i just can't think of it for the life of me. ;/