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Banned because i meant weapons to be used against zombies.

Banned because i am, with zombie weapons.

Banned because i'm not in the asylum, i administer the shots!

Banned because that is actually an awesome place to live! i mean the shots they gave you. WOO!

Banned for wanting to ban psycho.

i love my avatar.

Banned because Wiem, prawda? (that's supposed to say I know right? was that correct up there?)

Banned for apparently saying that smoking is harmful and destroys. i know, but what can ya do?

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high immune system?

well yea, it's usually stiff joints accompanied by some strep throat, or cold, or flu...maybe a combination of them all.

i do.

Banned because it seems that you're both saying you (probably) would if you were physically able to.

Banned because i know. we have spoken at length about it.

Banned because i'm smoking a cigarette and you're not. (not trying to convince you to at all. seriously) jelly of tamale...thanks.

okay, you want corruption? i got corruption!!

Banned because i reiterate: Jek Jek Tarr is a girl.

you used a dangling participle! /end obvious distraction

stop pouting pony! you'll get your turn!

this guy used to have Avenged Sevenfold as a name...

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers. "Are you Mr. Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he was. "Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he. "And what did you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. "Where is your car now?" the troopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage. "May we see the car?" asked the troopers. The man answered, "Sure," and opened the garage. Inside the garage was the state troopers car. __________________________________________ A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"

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Banned because i'm slowly running out of clever bans...huh. better get more!