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girl's version: does this make me look fat? no. you didn't even look at it! yea, i did. you look fine. just fine? it makes you look great, happy? well, what about it makes it look great? do i look like a freaking tailor? it's a simple question and you can't answer it! i did answer it! you want stop questioning my answer! so do i look fat in this dress or not? Blue's version does sound like a better version than my approach... and for shits and giggles the guy version of that! guy's version:

Banned for posting here a number of times.

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Banned because now you've done it...you've probably received a package in the mail containing a chip that sends an arming signal to one of the vicious robots that she buried under each one of our houses. now she's going to activate the monstrosity under your house and have it permanently set your microwave to defrost. D: Nagisa, no! reconsider!!! i love my imagination. :3

if i had a nickel for every time I've "accused" a girl of being fat... you know i think women call this sort of shit out so that they can bathe their self-esteem in a man's attempt at not sounding like he was being an asshole...

Bann-ohhh..mother..fuckeerrrr! *collapses to floor.*

Banned for inciting a fight on forum grounds, i'm going to have to murder your account...

Banned for trying to hug attractive things...that's totally what you meant, right?

Banned because i could be less vague, but the that's less fun!

Well, considering that the greatest amount ever produced at once was a cluster of 300,000 atoms or ~1.61*10^-16 grams, a pound would be rather expensive (and impossible) to produce. So I wish you luck on your journey to give yourself radiation poisoning and destroy your bathtub. bathtub, house, block, really depends how crazy i feel at a certain time. plus i'm not worried about radiation, hell that's how you get super powers!...maybe sterility, but hey, i probably shouldn't raise children anyway.

yea, and you shouldn't use your knowledge of science to try to poison me...luckily fluorine is pretty well known. like what would happen if i put francium in a bathtub! too bad it's really rare, i'd like to see what a pound of the stuff would do . ^^ then again, not really...

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Banned because i'm wondering where that's from now...

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i picked action + shooter, action basically covers everything i own. except the rhythm games, of course.

Banned because the pattern in that girl's Irises look like the rock and roll hand signal turned upside down.

eating cheese fries, drinking nothing.

Banned for trolling one of the people who controls your future on this forum.

i think Oxygen and I have a love-hate relationship. if i don't get enough of it during sleep, i get a headache...this time in the form of me having a damn cold. screw you Oxygen, i love you, but you're such a bitch.

6UpUeZmLZaA i love Steve Byrne.

Banned for announcing penile functions...

coca cola boneless Ribs with A1 steak sauce. yummm.

STOP fricken SNOWING!

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Banned because i'm just that bored.