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somehow i doubt it.

if you're at a restaurant. rule 1: don't fuck with the server, they do mess with your food if they don't like you enough. rule 2: if you're a lousy tipper- don't come back to the same restaurant often, they will eventually fuck with your meal. rule 3: check your salt, sugar, and pepper shakers. long story short; children are bastards. ...

nah, "the" is most commonly used, but your point is valid. especially among teenagers.

dammit Alyxx beat me. you know what those words mean, right Blue?

"Helmsman, Re-dock with the Valiant, prepare for interstellar drive jump." Helmsman repeated the docking procedure, then MIPAI opened up a Xielumbus flight wide comm link. "Attention all wingmen: MIPAI to Xielumbus flight, Recommend protocol: 7699834 across all that are able. Repeat: 7699834" "Protocol: 7699834 acknowledged, MIPAI. thank you. preparing thruster cool down procedures." The Helmsman pressed a code command on his arm rest console. Xielumbus' cool-down system released a special mixture of coolant into the thrusters as well as several other systems. "engine temp cool-down status: 45%...68%" "very good. Smooth out the ship. i don't want to lose anything. acknowledge." "Acknowledged, Helmsman. Xielumbus flight smoothing out." Flaps aboard the Xielumbus tucked themselves in and turrets as well as cannons recede into the Xielumbus. "Alright close our eyes, MIPAI." Shutters close over the windows and portholes. "go to instrument orientation. whew...just in time too, the Valiant is just now gaining speed through the void, they certainly do not waste time..."

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you are such a strange person...

Watching the movie Pearl Harbor.

i get headaches if i don't meet my daily intake of caffeine...RAD!

Banned because you were talking about lemon juice...i think.

shit! you tasted that?! um...i mean, Banned for apparently being a highly advanced spam bot...

Banned because J.C. gets it. He doesn't even know that he was fired from his job months ago, but you know, manipulating reality(and copious amounts of lithium in his water) keeps his food on the table! (or so he thinks he's eating anyway...)

Banned because i'm a moderator, and i've been granted the power to do so at my own discretion...you're lucky i'm nice.

Banned for not being a spam bot.

Stop telling me to try your damn beans! i know what they are, they most certainly are not good. i'm still confused about what exactly that hungarian hooker meant by "your baby will pay your way to America!" and how in the hell you got me to Germany AND how I met a hungarian prostitute there named Cili is beyond me!

hey now, capturing kids then donating them to whatever parents you have lined up isn't creepy...i mean, when you say it like THAT it does, but dude who even READS the fine print on an adoption certificate??

awesome! now i got to research buying a big-ass net, and what else do kids like.?..oh yea! skittles.

i'd like to donate 2 children...doesn't matter if they're the neighbor's kids, right??

Banned because i would totally be that guy.

Banned because i'm happy for some reason... *Smartass grin towards kirk.*

♪Life it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free Things not what they used to be Missing one inside of me Deathly lost, this Can't be real Cannot stand this hell I feel Emptiness is filling me To the point of agony Growing darkness taking dawn I was me, but now he 's gone No one but me can save myself, but it's too late Now, I can't think, think why I should even try Yesterday seems as though it never existed Death Greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye♪♪

Banned because my previous post was a south park quote. "Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation??" "I don't listen to hip hop!"

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Pepsi and left over chicken nuggets.

i have a fear of talking on the telephone... considering the problem with stuttering i have it makes sense.