Koach

yeah.. EE3 was a complete fail... i DLd a demo... and the 1st time played it i was all like "i think they hoaxed me.... this can't be EE3... its a piece of shit... then i saw vids of the full game... and i was all like "i completely lost all respect towards the devs." i still have the demo installed... if i have NOTHING TO DO AT ALL i play it... but its better 2 play minesweeper.... you know... i picked up EE1 like 2 months ago, and im making wonders with the editor.... its so easy to use and i could make a scenario without ANY AI what so ever. only by using triggers i could recreate +- an AI.. for instance, you are attacking a fort. as soon as you get a little close to the gates, a crap ton of enemies appear. as soon as you kill them, and you start damaging the gates, a group of archers and catapults shoot at you from inside. after making the breech, more melee enemies show up to attack you. then, when all those enemies are dead, you have to destroy other buildings... again, as you attack them more enemies show up, and when you destroy that building, around 40+ guys appear to attack. after you destroy all 10 buildings, a final boss appears and kills almost all your dudes, except for that 1 lucky bastard that kills him.

the first edible thing i see. normally toasts or chips

we have 2 go to harold parker state forest.... im sure its somewhere near the entrance, possibly the biggest tree there.

lets make something stupid: *peep noise* pick up that can. *anothere peep noise*

ur profile fits perfectly the one of an Unreal Tournament 2007 addict, Ross....

mine's a little complicated... i know the username there says "koach2"... im not makin another account with the Santi Koach name... so here it is: the Santi comes from my real name, Santiago. the Koach comes from the spanish version of black hawk down team sabre game, where one character's name is Koach.

i think this thread is turning into another twitter +- and now im just writing this, breathing, moving my feet, looking at myself typing, thinking and about to play total war.

my top 10 tv shows: 1) survivor man.... that guy's f****** crazy 2) the simpsons 3) family guy & american dad 4) any documentary about wars 5) olmedo.. this guy was so funny... poor bastard got drunk and fell of a 10th floor like 10 years ago 6) bones 7) GPS... this is an arg program that shows how poor people live, where to and not to go and the incompetency of local police 8) un mundo perfecto... imagine it as a parody of everything 9) the news... if i have to stare at something, i want that something to be +- interesting 10) most daring

im pretty sure that 2day im gonna dream the following: me stareing at a dying roach. why? because all i did in the last 10 minutes was watching a roach die after stepping on it, but not killing it, and as i was too lazy to stand up and finish him, i just threw a shoe at it when it became annoying... u may think it was cruel... and it was.. thats why laziness is one of the most important christian sins. however, i dont believe in any religion/god. R.I.P cockroach. we wont miss you. you walked on my head, so you deserved it.

im pretty sure that 2day im gonna dream the following: me stareing at a dying roach. why? because all i did in the last 10 minutes was watching a roach die after stepping on it, but not killing it, and as i was too lazy to stand up and finish him, i just threw a shoe at it when it became annoying... u may think it was cruel... and it was.. thats why laziness is one of the most important christian sins. however, i dont believe in any religion/god. R.I.P cockroach. we wont miss you. you walked on my head, so you deserved it.

also happened 2 me... weird.... bloody hackers again mebby?

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That can be arranged... i have a lot of garlic and wooden stakes.... stay away from me or you shall be killed.... lol whats that u guys got with the succubi/vampire thing? its fun and all but i think its gettin a little old.... no offense to anyone.

I have a high-end wireless/wired router... Anyone want to come to Southern Colorado? we can just create a private listen server... its gonna be laggy, but it will better than a public server... just type this in console IN THIS ORDER: sv_lan 0 heartbeat sv_region 1 net_start changelevel ctf_2fort sv_cheats 1 mp_password accursedforumsmeeting mp_alltalk 1 do that in any source game (change the "changelevel command depending which game u playing) and it will create a listen server fully operational. no bullshit.

im playing BG2 and helping a friend run a GMOD darkRP server. if u wanna check it its called "Teh Awesomes RP" this is the ip... for some weird reason i just touched ctrl-v and it was there... 69.197.190.144:27015

when i wrote that i was with my phone

my weirdest dream so far was: i was locked outside my house, and roaches were swarming me. i wasn't scared at all, but the person inside my house didnt wanna let me in cuz of the roaches... so i was all like "open the door... its cold out here"... and the man/woman (who was only a silhouette) was all like "no way if you come in all roaches will follow u"... then he/she ran away, leaving me outside and freeze to death. then i woke up to find myself freezing because the blankets fell to the floor. weird dream...... i also had this other one in which i dreamed that one of my county's ex-presidents died of a heart attack, and 1 month after he died.

i was thinking... what if we all meet in a big tf2 server... like an accursed forums meet up of sorts... we kill each other and talk bout some things.... would be pretty fun... right?

2day was one of the funniest days ever. my whole class went 2 the computer lab 2 make some research, so this 1 guy started makin that beep noise the pc does when u hold all keys at = time... then everybody did it and the teacher raged... she started yelling at us and almost cries.... then she made us turn off the PCs... thankfully 1 min after was break time...

Ooh, are you going to also have the Medo-Persians and/or Alexander the Great? maybe... so far im just covering a spartan campaign, in which they have to go kick persian / assyrian ass. i'll deal with the rest as soon as i finish this 1st map. however, i dont know how to make cutscenes, so all the assignments, missions and tips are gonna be written. that really pisses me off.

ok... i guess... dl the game, and if u like it AND you prove yourself worth enough to be in the BGU (meaning, a bayonet test in which u must complete a series of challenges. easy if u have quick reflexes and natural aim-bot), then join my clan (47th, you won't be allowed unless u are in a clan) and i'll ask the colonel to accept u and hopefully, after 2-3 training sessions (+- 1-2 weeks), you might get the Pte.R rank and be allowed in the BGU (battle grounds United, skirmish league). if not just fool around in a skirmish server, troll little kids until they cry (i personally dont like this, but most of the people here do it) and own everyone in your way. i prefer staying in the line battle scenario. my bayonet skills suck and i have way bigger chances of killing somebody while lined up.

today's been a good day. i was promoted to private regular, i got a 8.5 in a french exam, i managed to make my homework during break time, i had a good dinner... mom said she'll buy cake tomorrow... cant be any better.

single most awesome thing in my life..... well, so far my biggest achievement was making a 20 scenarios WW1 campaign for Empire Earth 1. right now im making another, bigger project in the same game, the fall of greece and the roman empire's expansion through north africa and europe and the following 1k years after rome's downfall. it will showcase 4 playable civilizations (greeks, romans, Byzantines and italians), different enemies with different AI, the 300 spartans fight and 5k years of history. so far i've only made 1 huge map, with a really good looking city/fort. the idea is that the greeks own that city, and must defend it from an Assyrian attack, then take the fight to their cities. the good part of this map is that the Assyrian city never looks the same, as i make the AI build it by itself why the player defends his fort. by the time the siege's over, the enemy city must be finished. however i still have a few bugs to fix, a couple of issues with the bot building the city way too far away from the player, building more than 1 town and/or placing the buildings too far away from each other.

battle grounds 2 FTW!!! that mods awesome... if only we could have cavalry... thats one of the reasons why many people left 2 warband.... anyways, if anyone here wants 2 know + about it go 2 the obscure PC games section.... and if thats not enough, add |47th|Pte.R.Santi Koach[1st]

my full steam name is Santi koach (without clan tags), and idk why when i created the account it did not allow me to put a space, so i just wrote "koach2"... which weirdly came from the spanish version of black hawk down team sabre. the "2" was just a random number, and the "santi" is my real life name.