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agreed. however, being a pedophile is something way more serious than 19-80 sex.... i mean.... not only you cause psychological problems, but also physical damage. i know a 15 y/o guy that f***ed a 14 yo, but he hurted her so badly she ended up bleeding like a fountain for 1 hour.... (d*** didnt fit)

como dije yo antes, los subtitulos deberian ser tipo los simpson latino. todos lo entendemos =, sin importar el gentilicio. seas mexica, chile, bolita, paragua, argento, peruano, todos nos reimos por igual, y entendemos perfectamente el mensaje.

added u alyx

thats a little pedo, dont u think???

One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!"

thanks guys, i really appreciate your help.

i would like to know what you know about this topic. today we were talking about this at school, and i got a little interested in this... so yeah... anyone wants to share anything?

does anyone here play M&B? its an awesome game.... 250 people per server... has awesome mods... i play mount & musket mod... anyone else?

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with

Colonel: Company, dismissed. the rest: YAY LOLOLOLOL (they kill each other while shouting nonsense, spanking their heads against a bloody wall and running in circles.)

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old

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One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a

yo lo pondría asi: FM ep1 Uy no! llego tardee! -Buen Día ¿Quien dijo eso? Ah es el altavoz... Ahh, no soy el unico que llega tarde... ¡BABOSOO!!!,Ja ja Mierda, no pense que era TAN tarde... 8:47, estoy muuuy muerto [susurra] Maldita sea Tengo que comprarme un reloj, ya estoy periodo de prueba con la compañía, podrían rajarme... Oh, bueno... que puedo hacer.... [revisar, esto no lo entiendo] Bzzt Alta Seguridad... Estoy en el tren correcto? eh, que es eso? que? Si, alta seguridad, por eso dejamos misiles armados por ahi para que todos lo miren... es parte del tour! -Debido a la alta toxicidad de los materiales normalmente manipulados en el recinto de Black Mesa, no se permitirá fumar, beber o comer en el sistema de transporte de Black Mesa Si, lo que sea, ¡Me tomare una jarra entera de cerveza si quiero! Por favor, mantengan sus extremidades dentro del tren todo el viaje Si, sacaré mis brazos por la ventana si... Mejor no Eh que pasa ahi afuera? Debi ser piloto -Por favor, mantengase alejado del raíl electrificado y proceda a una estacion de emergencias, hasta que la asistencia llegue. Guau, hay que ser infradotado, o sea, no dirian eso a menos que alguien ya lo haya intentado no? Supongo que si estubiera lo bastante ebrio podría salir por la ventana y pasarme un rato colgado de un raíl electrificado. eso me recuerda sobre aquella ardilla que se quedó atrapada en los cables de corriente un día en el MIT. la cosa ardió en llamas y fundió los cables, lo que causó que el transformador explotara y se cortara la corriente en todo el campus, esa ardilla pudo costarle a la universidad al menos $10000, ese fue un buen día. -Recordatorio: El decathlon de Black Mesa- oh -empezará esta tarde a las 19:00 Horas. ya me había olvidado. Tengo que entrenar... -Recuerda, más vidas que la tuya pueden depender de tu estado físico. ¿Que? ¡Somos Físicos! -¿Tienes algun amigo o familiar que pueda hacer una aportación valiosa al equipo de black mesa? No creo en los amigos Super! un robot! Los robots son los unicos amigos que necesito. ¡Mira lo que es eso! ¡Es como una hormiga gigante!, ¡Los robots mandan, los sistemas pneumaticos mandan! sigue hablando de empleos? Creo que mi primo Jessie necesita un trabajo, si solo no fuera un agresor sexual, seria mucho más facil encontrarle algo... -Recordatorio para todo el personal: Revisiones regulares de radiación y peligros biologicos son un requerimiento del trabajo continuado en la instalacion de investigación Black Mesa Ugh, no me lo recuerdes... woooo... ¡VAMOS A CHOCAR!... ah bien, freno... ¿ustedes que me miran? Eh, ¿que es esa cosa verde? ¿Que es esto? ¡A LA MIERDA MIREN ESTE LUGAR! ¡Es un desastre! Eso tiene que ser toxico, Dios la EPA va a hacer pomada, si se enteran de eso, bueno no digo nada, no quiero ser testigo en un juzgado, una vez se sepa todo... Cerrado -Hey Freeman, parece que llegaras tarde... Mira, sabes que, ya no me importa, para cuando esté listo ya será una hora tarde, me hayan echado o no... ¿Me estan siguiendo?, nop, oh bueno... Si, me voy a pasear por ahi como si fuese el dueño, me tomarme mi tiempo... quizas unas roscas... Si me han echado probablemente pueda robarme material de oficina o equipos informaticos... mientras salgo podria ir metiendo cosas en una mochila de deporte, nadie se va a dar cuenta... ademas steve nunca esta en su oficina... podria pasar por ahi y llevarme su laptop... tambien podria llevarme esa impresora laser a color... esa cosa es espectacular... estoy seguro que vale unos cuantos miles... Me pregunto si puede imprimir dinero...

a mi se me ocurre poner subtitulos a los simpson latino. todos lo entendemos, sin importar el acento/dialecto.

dar ideas de, por ejemplo, como poner los subtitulos. La cita: "You're just looking busy. That's your whole job, isn't it. Looking busy." se puede traducir como... ..."fingis estar ocupado. es todo lo que haces, fingir estar ocupado" ..."estar ocupado. ese es tu trabajo, no? estar ocupado." ..."aparentas que haces algo. ese es tu laburo no? fingir que haces cosas" hay mil formas... tiren las que encajen mas con freeman, o sea, con un forro egoista y pelotudo que, de alguna forma, me hace acordar a mi maestro de historia...

gimme your steam name and i'll add u to my friends list. then recomend you for the scrim team (although the kind of match is "skirmish", for some reason we call it "scrim"). of course, u first gotta download the mod from bgmod.com and then apply to the 47th at 47th.tk . you know, i feel weird recruiting people like this... but well...

BG2 and Empire Total War

Sourcemods. they are FREE and tons of fun.... and funny bugs.

bueno gente, como este es el primer post, quiero ideas... no me vengan con cualquier boludez, traigan algo interesante... por ejemplo, me encontre a un chabon que tiene a todo FM y CPen español (subtitulado, no?). ak ta el link del EP 1 de FM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu0ETA0f-bg y este es del EP 1 de CP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5kWsfMt95Y diviértanse y siéntanse importantes

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. he then took

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had

LOL ME TOO!! and, bjossi, idk... ask the guy who drew it....

do you think that, at least once, a videogame will be featured in the simpsons? not just a scene, but a full episode? something like this for instance: best image ever. of all time

we are getting copmletely off topic guys...