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nothing. if you find your friend wanking in your PC (happened to me. that fucking twat...)

Let's get this shizzle started. Retarded open hearted Bob farted. Woke up at 7:00, looked out the window Got up to practice his skills in judo Took a few seconds to find out he really sucked He went to a cliff and off of it himself he chucked So children, listen to the message I be preachin Don't kill yourself just because you suck at judo, that's what I be teachin grow some balls and go snipin' a few scouts Make a bloody hole in their face, so their brains will drain out Too bad the hitboxes are bad, so when sniping I have some doubt that's why i love to camp, i can line up my shots and then rout.

Fav. color! [X] Red = loud [_] Green = stupid [_] None = freaky beast [_] Orange = gorgeous [_] Yellow = innocent [_] Purple = a little too happy [_] Black = emo [_] Brown = funny [_] Gray = skanky [_] Pink = preppy [_] Blue = sweaty [_] White = sexy [_] Other = hot What kind of bottom half are you wearing? [_] Shorts = cutie [_] Skirt/skort = skank [_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual [_] Skinny jeans = scene kid [_] Ripped jeans = emo [_] Cammo = cage fighter [_] Jeans = prep [_] Cargo = clown [x] Sweats = athlete [_] Boxers = brat [_] Booty shorts = female [_] Capris = Gangster [_] Nothing = hoe [_] Dickies = weirdo [_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl [_] Other = sex addict What is your natural hair color? [_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with [_] Blonde = with a broken heart [X] Black = with a sexy smile [_] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend [_] Red = that likes to have fun [_] Brown = who loves to be different [_] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes [_] Bald = with herpes [_] Other = with a nice ass Pick the month you were born on: [_] 1 = who ate [_] 2 = who needed [_] 3 = who killed [_] 4 = who shot [X] 5 = who killed [_] 6 = who smoked with [_] 7 = who farted on [_] 8 = who ran shirtless with [_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by [_] 10 = who cuddled with [_] 11 = who slept with [_] 12 = who ran naked with Pick the day you were born on: [_] 01 = a french fry [_] 02 = a dog [_] 03 = a shoe [_] 04 = a toothbrush [_] 05 = Santa Claus [_] 06 = The Trojan man [_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur [X] 08 = a prostitute [_] 09 = a porn star [_] 10 = a bag of weed [_] 11 = a lover [_] 12 = a glass of milk [_] 13 = a horse [_] 14 = a lesbian [_] 15 = Michael Jackson [_] 16 = a pickle [_] 17 = a jew [_] 18 = a condom [_] 19 = an orange [_] 20 = a dildo [_] 21 = a homeless guy [_] 22 = a whore [_] 23 = my crush [_] 24 = an easter egg [_] 25 = a jar of honey [_] 26 = a homo [_] 27 = a bowl of cereal [_] 28 = the kool-aid man [_] 29 = a stripper [_] 30 = Paris Hilton [x] 31 = YOUR MOM Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing [_] White = because I love marijuana [_] Black = because im sexy as hell [_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to [_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs [_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous [_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life [_] Purple = because I'm gay [_] Gray = because I got dared [X] Other = because that's how I roll [_] Green = because I'm good in bed [_] Orange = because I smoke crack [_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose [_] Brown = because I had to so i guess im a loud athlete with a sexy smile who killed a prostitute because that's how I roll... makes sense to me...

TF2 + some other server 100000 bucks that you can only spend on a specific thing or the thing?

who needs a sex slave when you got a nymphomaniac GF?

granted, but your computer will explode as soon as the download hits 99% i wish i could actually put a lead ball in your head 500 yards away with a Brown Bess in real life. would be sweet.

did you know that in March 5, 1770, a company of 8 men from the 29th Worcestershire Grenadier Regiment of Foot killed 5 innocent civilians?

well, epsilon, got a shite load of redcoats waiting. orders, sir?

So you people dont like this??? nor this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AWCGSOz538&feature=related

since line battles were created when the 1st matchlock muskets were given to soldiers. plus, we got numbers. now, my fellow anti-bronies, FIX BAYONETS! WAR SHALL ONLY END IF YOU BRONIES ADMIT PONIES ARE QUEER AND DISTURBING, OR WE MAKE SUCH A BIG FLAME WAR THAT WE ALL GET PERMA BANNED

i want to make a backpack skin that looks like this: thing is, i have no idea on how to make that kind of texture with GIMP. any ideas?

you know what, i supported you bronies and all, but this is going way too far. i defect in favour of the anti-bronies, and i take the redcoats with me!

i wonder, was there any WWII FPS in which in the campaign you play as german???

IMO it depends on the genre.... i dont really care who sings as long as he/she is good at it.

post here links to the best scenes from your fav movies. it'll be useful to avoid geting bored. my contribution: Battle of Poltava part 1: part 2: part 3:

stay on topic, gentlemen.

im sure that was wankin material for some of you.... good bye, you awesome boob thread. The Regiment Will Salute! Make Ready, Present, FIRE!

looking at this bloody win 98 pc i got as backup PC... crying, thinking why the hell i never bought a laptop and why do i still have this 2002 PC....

anyone has any idea on what's going on with this game?

*anything by Gordon Wood or Sam Adams is good for me. im that kind of guy that likes a lot history books... perhaps i like em too much =P *story wise, i read books in spanish... like Puig, Borges, Lorca and Allende... also translations from other languanges... like Ibsen (Norwegian), Camus (French), Sophocles (good, old Greek) and Angelou (Yankee) *not too many poems... just the ones we are forced to read at my school and that 1 i wrote some years ago... *script wise... well... i write my own (if i feel like it) =P when i have the time, i might read "Facundo, Civilización y Barbarie" by Domingo Faustino Sarmiento... either that or "With Fire and Sword" by Henryk Sienkiewicz if i can find a decent english translation... i can make a full list of the books i read if you people want

is there a way to set up that code that allows posting the vid here instead of just link? that would be useful!

my fav levels? CTF_2FORT BG_Ambush (outdated pic)

el tema es que muy pocos laburaron pa lograr tener los subs. yo hice el ep 27 (pirata), peero.... lo guarde, cerre el programa y se garco el archivo con los subs. (corrupt file) ergo me llene los huevos y mande todo a la m*****

my idea was to get i big gallery of music videos. here we're just typing the names...

kinda. in that 1 we post name, not the link of video...