Koach

In real life, I'm a normal person, owner of a dog army and no GF. On the Internet, I'm a gamer, i use a sniper to slay my foes and im in a clan. In my mind, I'm a normal person, with feelings like everybody else and somewhat of a maniac. On Accursed Farms, I'm a redcoat.

I got a little behind on greeting our new recruits. so, lads, Welcome to the Accursed Farms Forums. i hope you enjoy your stay. please remember to play it safe, no swearing (fuck that, just dont swear like a mad sailor and we're ok) and behave properly with the ladies. gentlemen, again, welcome.

i would like to get a new signature... i was thinking on a straight line of redcoats, with the 47th and King's colours, firing a volley at charging american minutemen. regimental and king's flags:

it was not a camp, it was a school trip to a rural town in the middle of fucking nowhere, where the word "grass" does not exist, only "dirt".

it was hilarious. payback's a bitch. on Thursday morn (7am mebby), a group of, say, 20 girls, stormed our bedroom with drums, guitars. they walked over our bodies while sleeping, stuck dirty socks into our mouths and fucked our sleeping time. we spent the whole day organizing the payback. we found a dead puma a couple of blocks away from the church, so we cut the hand. then we filled 12 bottles with water and added dust. a hole on the top, black clothes and at 5 am on Friday, we stormed their bedroom... it was fucking hilarious.

Yesterday, when i was on my way back home from a 1 week trip, i thought it would be a good idea to return. some of my problems were solved, some were not, and some are being solved as i type this. i still have lots of things to do, but i'll manage to find at least 30 mins a day to visit the forums. regarding the emotional dilemma, it's partially gone. now the only thing i can do is wait till that hole left in my heart is filled again by someone else. that trip taught me a lot. 1st and foremost, that girls do not like squads of 12 water grenadiers storming their bedroom at 5AM with bottles filled with dusty water, drums and war cries. it also showed me the reality in the flesh. i cant describe it how it felt being there, the experience was too shocking and the love and appreciation given and received was enormous. so lads, yeah... hello...

i am but a boy, attracted to girls, but i have both sides in mind. its pretty handy when trying to understand what the hell's happening in someone's mind.

gracias luis. to the rest: i'll try to find some time to check the forums, so you might see me online every 2-3 days.

thanks, to all of you, for all these months and all the posts made here. now its time to say good bye. adiós, amigos mios.

from now on i wont be nearly as active as before. got a huge load of things to do, trips and a big emotional dilemma to deal with. ladies and gentlemen, i must say im proud of what we did together in this forum, and it's been a pleasure rambling and discussing with you. it's been a real honour. i must go now. good luck in your future endeavours, and ross, good luck making the single best Half Life Source machinima in history. Epsilon and ABG, try not to argue anymore bout ponies. i figured its a pointless fight, where nobody wins nor looses. all the rest, thank you very much for this awesome 5 months of entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a real honour. good bye. i'll be back as soon as my problems are solved.

You request it. There's a thread in the misc af forum. cant find it. link plox! i checked the misc subforums but nothing related to change name...

because - rep-ing you is FUN! what is the air speed velocity of an unleaded swallow?

how do you change the username?? and i shall call you, Adolfus Hitlerino.

That wasn't the WORST calling for Alyxx, so lets eat the dicks already.

HELL YEAH!!! and its just a mod, not a full game.

8oZwrcmym-E a commentary video on BG2. its a reply to the "oh shite!" post i made on my blog last month.

reminds me of Dr. No but younger. he'll prolly grow up to become the leader of Black Mesa James Bond Villain Co.

look at this awesome banner!

a small Holy Shit! moment dSNrCindhMg

Win 7 Ultimate 32 bit GOT IT FOR FREE, NO PIRATE!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time to show those buggers how queer and disturbing ponies are. not only they've conquered our forums, but also our surroundings! they brought misery to this land, and a fake placebo effect of happiness, which now became the scourge of this lovely site. therefore, i call for a new crusade, one in which my fellow partners and Epsilon's men and women fight toghether in holy combat! We wont give up until the last queer looking unicorn has died, until the last of those flying bastards bugger off and until ABG and Username give up their pointless struggle, and surrender to the real world! Now, stand up, my bold warriors! the time of honour, of slaughter and glory has arrived! (stay on topic, you buggers!)

home-schooling's the easy way out. trust me, school is better, no matter what the system is.

Welcome to the forums, lads. i hope you enjoy your stay here. be sure to check the forum games if you're bored and +rep me.

yes? no? maybe! are you crazy enough to attempt this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udd4xeElV8I&feature=related ????